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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. -- Florence Fabricant
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, -- Diana Vreeland
Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music. -- Norman Reedus
We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny. -- Jarod Kintz
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. -- Tina Fey
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. -- Jozy Altidore
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. -- Carrie Ann Inaba
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream? -- Christina Perri
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. -- Dianne Wiest
Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of two things is genius. -- Simone Elkeles
Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold. -- Hilary Rhoda
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. -- Janet Evanovich
I had a kind of artrock band called Peanut for a while, which eventually helped me over my fear of singing. That was a big step for me. I never dreamed I could sing songs in front of people. -- Withered Hand
She sang a lot of songs. 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain' and things like that. But the one she was really good at singing was 'I Found a Peanut.' Now I know why she sang that so many times. -- Bobby Petrino
Boner, Peanut said.Oh no, Jade said to the parrotNo, no, no...you can't say-BonerOh G-d Jade panickedPeanut-Pretty bird, Dell broke in, smiling at the parrot and speaking low and softSuch a pretty girl, Peanut.Peanut preened under his admiring tonePretty Peanut. -- Jill Shalvis
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate either.So where did these craving come from? I concluded it's the baby, ordering in. -- Paul Reiser
Mr. Peanut' is not about a man who dreams of killing his wife; that's jacket copy, to me. 'Mr. Peanut' is about the dynamism of marriage and the distances - some tragic, some redemptive - that marriages travel over time, and those travels ain't always pretty. -- Adam Ross
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Jack Black
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. -- James A. Garfield
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charles M. Schulz
Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. -- Maggie Lawson
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. -- Bill Watterson
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollock
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. -- Barry Goldwater
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. -- Kevin James
The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you're in trouble. -- Sylvester Stallone
In 1976, Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer; carried his own suitcase, imagine that - somewhat tapped America's durable but shallow reservoir of populism. By 1980, ordinariness in high office had lost its allure. -- George Will
I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries. -- Parker Young
There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has to be brown or black - the color of chocolate or peanut butter! -- Candice Olson
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes! -- Gabriela Isler
When I got the job on 'Lost,' I was a broke university student living in the crappiest part of town, with a duct-taped back window on a broken-down car. I existed on peanut butter and tea. -- Evangeline Lilly
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter. -- Christie Rampone
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there. -- Evan Peters
I often eat Skippy's Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don't shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open. -- Willie Geist
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! -- Richard Simmons
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Marjorie Gubelmann
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. -- Julia Roberts
I love carrot cake - that's probably my favorite - and I'm obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from 'The Parent Trap': Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate. -- Jacquelyn Jablonski
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting sick or injured. Bananas have also made a great comeback in my life. My kids eat them all the time on the go, which has inspired my go-to pre-run morning meal of peanut butter and banana on toast. -- Summer Sanders
My sweat smells like peanut-butter. -- Wendy Mass
Aint nuttin' but a peanut. -- Ronnie Coleman
Without peanut butter, I might starve. -- Judy Blume
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. -- Gwen Stefani
I had peanut butter once. It was awful. -- Grumpy Cat
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. -- Anna Nicole Smith
Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like. -- Cassandra Clare
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. -- Frank Zappa
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. -- Jase Robertson
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions! -- Greg Louganis
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl -- Selena Gomez
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. -- Kate DiCamillo
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter. -- Jenna Morasca
Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. -- Floriana Lima
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss. -- Mike Myers
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or.... -- Luke Hemmings
No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH! -- William Goldman
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. -- Bill Cosby
Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination. -- Anne Bishop
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together. -- Richard Whitehead
I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter -- Jesse McCartney
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal. -- Bob Hope
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. -- Rita Rudner
I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia. -- Jimmy Carter
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. -- James Wolcott
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. -- Mark Lowry
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Pharrell Williams
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. -- Charles M. Schulz
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. -- Sara Paretsky
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. -- Iggy Pop
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. -- Dick Van Dyke
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. -- Dana Gould
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. -- Patricia Briggs
Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor. -- Joyce Carol Oates
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter. -- Rick Riordan
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. -- Bobby Flay
Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. -- Bucky Sinister
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. -- Lisa Rinna
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. -- Dana Gould
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! -- Jim Gaffigan
Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's. -- Frederick Lenz
Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's. -- Frederick Lenz
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Hubert H. Humphrey
I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets . . . -- George Washington Carver
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. -- Brenda Lochinger
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. -- Michael T. Flynn
I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century. -- Tom Lenk
I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter. -- Howard Fast
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! -- Lisi Harrison
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. -- Harlan Coben
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Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! -- Marsha Jordan
Magnus's eyes gleamed. "He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut. -- Cassandra Clare
In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items -- like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut. -- Jay Leno
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... -- Sarah Jessica Parker
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. -- Dave Barry
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. -- Barbara Johnson
Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met? Bill Clinton. -- Jimmy Carter
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal. -- Natalie Morales
As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes. -- Frederick Lenz
But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter. -- Joely Fisher
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter. -- Scott Westerfeld
I've long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana. -- Tamsin Greig
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" -- Rick Riordan
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! -- Rick Riordan
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled"?even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. -- George Vecsey
I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top. -- Wendy Mass
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. -- Rashida Jones
When I became vegan I thought I would have to deprive myself of certain sweets that I loved so much, like caramel and peanut butter cups, but on the contrary! -- Kat Von D
The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a dusty piece of peanut brittle. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too. -- Lexi Thompson
Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter' is a strange battle cry. -- Rick Riordan
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels! -- Milton Jones
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. -- Jessica Simpson
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. -- Patton Oswalt
I'm never without Nerds and peanut M&M's. I have a sweet tooth! I have an unlimited supply on hand at home, but the candy packs in my purse are not for sharing. -- Joanna Garcia
We find the instinct to shut out competition deep-rooted even among banks and corporations, among corner grocers and haberdasheries, among peanut vendors and shoeshine boys-and even among young ladies in search of a husband. -- James Farley

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