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  • Early One Morning takes time and, I mean, all things like that I felt were very important. -- Anthony Caro
  • We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. -- Jeb Bush
  • You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. -- George M. Humphrey
  • One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx
  • True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. -- Kurt Vonnegut
  • You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid. -- Sugar Ray Robinson
  • If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.' -- Lyndon B. Johnson
  • I could announce one morning that the world was going to blow up in three hours and people would be calling in about my hair! -- Katie Couric
  • One morning, just like 9/11, there's going to be a disaster. I have yet to see the United Nations do anything effective with either Iran or North Korea. -- Newt Gingrich
  • There are 435 members of Congress. There's one 'Morning Joe' show. Hopefully, we can keep hammering the argument that you can disagree with other people and have debates but remain civil. -- Joe Scarborough
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  • One morning, in February 1986, out of nowhere, I experienced a realization. In an instant, I discovered that when I believed my stressful thoughts, I suffered, but when I questioned them, I didn't suffer. -- Byron Katie
  • I don't know anyone who hasn't woken up one morning, one day in their life and wish they were someone else, or wish they could do something or wish they were capable of something. -- Dichen Lachman
  • After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, 'I'm enough.' -- Anna Quindlen
  • Here's a secret: Everyone, if they live long enough, will lose their way at some point. You will lose your way; you will wake up one morning and find yourself lost. This is a hard, simple truth. -- Nick Flynn
  • You think that religion is a thing that is there to help you and to see you through life, and then you wake up one morning and find the entire Irish situation, the civil war that's based on religion. -- Midge Ure
  • I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within the parameters of your role, the whole pack succeeds, and when that falls apart, so does the pack. -- Jodi Picoult
  • I really woke up one morning and said, you know, 'I haven't seen a good film about the American Revolution. And all the ones I have seen haven't been successful, but I'm going to make a successful one.' Well, I wasn't able to do that. -- Irwin Winkler
  • Cross the wrong state border with your gun, or wake up one morning to new legislation or a new presidential executive order, and suddenly you're the bad guy, not the good guy. No wonder some gun owners seem so touchy; they feel, at some level, like criminals in waiting. -- Walter Kirn
  • One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with. -- June Carter Cash
  • I had the closest thing I have ever had to an out-of-body experience lying in bed one morning. I turned on the 'Today' programme and item four on the news was: 'The shadow chancellor has ruled himself out of the leadership.' I lay there thinking that's interesting, then I realised it was me. -- George Osborne
  • I'll never forget one morning I walked in and I had a hell of a bruise - it had been a difficult night the night before - and a client said to me, 'Good God, Vidal, what happened to your face?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing, madam, I just fell over a hairpin.' -- Vidal Sassoon
  • I used to sleep on the floor next to the bed, because I believed that I didn't even deserve a bed to sleep in. And then, one morning, a cockroach crawled onto my leg. I looked at it, and suddenly I awoke from a kind of hypnotic trance in which I had been all my life. -- Byron Katie
  • In a psychiatric hospital, a lot of people believe that people on TV are talking to them directly through the screen. I'm with about 500 of these people, and I'm on TV every Friday night. As I was queuing up for breakfast one morning, one guy nearly jumped out of his skin. My first thought was to go 'Woooo!' -- Paul Merton
  • One morning every spring, for exactly two minutes, Israel comes to a stop. Pedestrians stand in place, drivers pull over to the side of the road, and nobody speaks, sings, eats, or drinks as the nation pays respect to the victims of the Nazi genocide. From the Mediterranean to the Dead Sea, the only sounds one hears are sirens. -- Michael Specter
  • I remember telling my second-graders the basic 'Metamorphosis' story, saying, like, 'What about - what if a guy woke up one morning and he was a bug? Wouldn't that be weird?' And they loved that. And I think that was the trigger that made me think, like, 'Oh man, here's my audience. They're just a lot shorter than I ever thought they might be.' -- Jon Scieszka
  • When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted. -- Alan King
  • One's palate is reborn every morning! -- Enid Bagnold
  • I awoke one morning and found myself famous. -- Lord Byron
  • I am one who eats breakfast gazing at morning glories. -- Matsuo Basho
  • To one who loves birds, morning always wakes up singing. -- Marty Rubin
  • It was a short one-paragraph item in the morning edition. -- Haruki Murakami
  • [On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. -- Moms Mabley
  • One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning. -- Rod Stewart
  • Every NASCAR driver watches Formula One in the morning; they are well informed. -- Mario Andretti
  • One bright morning when my work is over I will fly away home. -- Bob Marley
  • Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. -- Dalai Lama
  • I'm actually one of those people who get up energetic in the morning. -- Elizabeth Edwards
  • I'm frightened that one morning there will not be enough to keep me going. -- Melina Marchetta
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  • I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows. -- Pete Postlethwaite
  • Every morning is new as the last one, uncreased as the not quite imaginable first. -- Jane Hirshfield
  • I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love. -- Charles Bukowski
  • All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves. -- Barney Ross
  • Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard -- Kate Millett
  • One morning, one of us ran out of the black, it was the birth of Impressionism. -- Pierre-Auguste Renoir
  • At night make me one with the darkness In the morning make me one with the light. -- Wendell Berry
  • I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning. -- Izaak Walton
  • Potentiality knocks on the door of my heart. [On Seeing The 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning ] -- Haruki Murakami
  • One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free. -- Jack Abbott
  • There can be no whiter whiteness than this one: An insurance man's shirt on its morning run. -- Gwendolyn Brooks
  • The one who has not seen Paris in the morning does not know how beautiful it is. -- Irving Stone
  • I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. -- April Winchell
  • Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time. -- Lisa Scottoline
  • We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band. -- The Rev
  • One of the coolest and wisest hours a man has, is just after he awakes in the morning. -- Herman Melville
  • Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested. -- Franz Kafka
  • How is it, one fine morning, Duchenne discovered a disease which probably existed in the time of Hippocrates. -- Jean-Martin Charcot
  • I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". -- Steven Wright
  • Why wish for the privilege of living your past life again? You begin a new one every morning -- Robert Quillen
  • I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one. -- Elizabeth Janeway
  • Ursula and Gudrun Brangwen sat one morning in the window-bay of their father's house in Beldover, working and talking. -- D. H. Lawrence
  • I want to still be me when I wake up one fine morning and have breakfast at Tiffany´s. -- Truman Capote
  • Nothing concentrates one's mind so much as the realization that one is going to be hanged in the morning! -- Samuel Johnson
  • One should go to sleep as homesick passengers do, saying, "Perhaps in the morning we shall see the shore. -- Henry Ward Beecher
  • Here is one of the worst things about having someone you love die: It happens again every single morning. -- Anna Quindlen
  • One is a painter because one wants so-called freedom; one doesn't want to go to the office every morning. -- Marcel Duchamp
  • You cannot go to sleep with one form of economic system and wake up the next morning with another. -- Mikhail Gorbachev
  • No one lives like a robot. We all make choices from the moment we wake up in the morning. -- Nancy Pearcey
  • It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style. -- Erma Bombeck
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  • I will try to be non-violent one more day this morning, waking the world away in the violent day. -- Muriel Rukeyser
  • No one wakes up in the morning and says, 'I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now! -- Tricia Cunningham
  • You want to be the one that people piclk up the paper in the morning to see what you say. -- Gary Myers
  • I actually do mind having a photo taken because it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm off my face. -- Benedict Cumberbatch
  • When you rise in the morning, form a resolution to make the day a happy one for a fellow creature. -- Sydney Smith
  • Each morning I do my ballet class for one hour; after that, it means one hour less to get ready. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. -- Franz Kafka
  • Two roses on one slender spray In sweet communion grew, Together hailed the morning ray And drank the evening dew. -- James Montgomery
  • Like sweet morning dew I took one look at you And it was plain to see You were my destiny -- Method Man
  • It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else. -- Samuel Rogers
  • I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. -- Robert Orben
  • I'm a morning person, which is a hideous thing to be. No one likes morning people, not even other morning people. -- Laura Lippman
  • You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest. -- Robert Breault
  • I just came in this morning with one goal; to make it back tonight, so I'm very excited for the final. -- Michelle Williams
  • It is odd how one can feel like someone else early in the morning - bigger, cleaner, so much more alive. -- Maureen Daly
  • She thought how strange it would be if she ever said 'Hello' to him. One did not greet oneself each morning. -- Ayn Rand
  • I woke up one morning, went downstairs, said 'Good morning' to my mother and nearly scared both of us to death.' -- Barry White
  • I saw two clouds at morning Tinged by the rising sun, And in the dawn they floated on And mingled into one. -- John Gardiner Calkins Brainard
  • There were two dawns that morning. One the orderly sunrise of God, followed by man's fireball at the base of that rocket. -- Gordon Baxter
  • All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • This morning I deleted the hyphen from "hell-bound" and made it one word; this afternoon I redivided it and restored the hyphen. -- Edwin Arlington Robinson
  • Getting up at three in the morning to watch Michael Jordan, I never dreamed one day I would be kissing that trophy. -- Tony Parker
  • It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else. -- Samual Rogers
  • America Singer, one day you will fall asleep in my arms every night. And you'll wake up to my kisses every morning. -- Kiera Cass
  • Enormous morning, ponderous, meticulous; gray light streaking each bare branch, each single twig, along one side, making another tree, of glassy veins. -- John Banville
  • It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavourable reviews, make one's will, beat one's servants, and so forth. -- E. T. A. Hoffmann
  • The right idea is the one you can't stop thinking about; the one that's in your head first thing in the morning. -- Jodi Picoult
  • One has not lived until one has carried a sixty-pound dog down a sweeping flight of stairs at half-past V in the morning. -- Connie Willis
  • I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning. -- David Letterman
  • There will be no hatred or resentment among them, their hearts will be as one, and they will glorify God, morning and evening. -- Muhammad
  • When will we realize that one of the greatest mission fields in the West is the pews of our churches every Sunday morning? -- Paul Washer
  • No one is famous when they wake up in the morning, so it's nice seeing people in moments when they're just being themselves. -- Elizabeth Peyton
  • The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs. -- Phil Donahue
  • My theme is memory, that winged host that soared about me one grey morning of war-time. We possess nothing certainly except the past. -- Evelyn Waugh
  • Freedom is when one hears the bell at seven o'clock in the morning and knows it is the milkman and not the Gestapo. -- Georges Bidault
  • One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar. -- Eric Carle
  • Maybe one morning I'll wake up and step outside of myself to look back at the old me lying dead among the sheets. -- Markus Zusak
  • No one feels good at four in the morning. If ants feel good at four in the morning ?three cheers for the ants. -- Wislawa Szymborska
  • I forced a smile. It was the one I'd been practicing all morning. It felt tight at the edges and brittle everywhere in between. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
  • We had found nothing, and had been lost several times already in one morning, so this was shaping up into a top travel experience. -- Pete McCarthy
  • In your morning prayer each new day, ask Heavenly Father to guide you to recognize an opportunity to serve one of His precious children. -- M. Russell Ballard
  • Dr. Louis Bush Swisher died from the complications of a brain aneurysm that burst without warning one sunny Sunday morning less than 40 years ago. -- Kara Swisher
  • If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. -- Daphne du Maurier
  • Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor. -- George Lopez
  • You need one hundred percent commitment; you have to be willing to wake up every morning knowing you're going to [practice] eight hours straight. -- Zoe Saldana
  • I am always really buzzed after each performance, and at around one in the morning, I'll hit a brick wall and need to sleep. -- Hattie Morahan
  • We usually spend one hour per week on ballet but Marta Karolyi has us do a lot of compulsory floor in the morning practice. -- Kristie Phillips
  • I am always really buzzed after each performance, and at around one in the morning, Ill hit a brick wall and need to sleep. -- Hattie Morahan
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