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Mustard's no good without roast beef. -- Leonard Marx
Mustard's no good without roast beef. -- Leonard Marx
Anyone who's tried to pay a heating bill, fill a prescription, or simply buy groceries knows all too well that the current minimum wage does not cut the mustard. -- Sherrod Brown
The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard. -- Patrick Carney
It's horrible to think that a small cadre of people would manipulate that information. I mean, for God's sake, we've admitted that we were experimenting on our veterans with mustard gas. So there is no security question. It can't possibly be the reason. -- Dwight Schultz
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful. -- Gary Carter
I think faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. For example, 'Am I going to love this person? Am I going to share my faith with this person? Am I going to pray that little prayer?' It really is a daily thing where you seize those little mustard seed opportunities and then see what God does. -- Mark Batterson
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Crawley reached into the pocket of his fancy robe - a dinner jacket, I think it's called. The kind of thing Professer Plum would wear before killing Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the candlestick. -- Neal Shusterman
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick. -- Nora Roberts
A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid. -- Anatole France
What say you to a piece of beef and mustard? -- William Shakespeare
Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains. -- Hosea Ballou
Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it. -- Nigel Slater
I have a mustard seed; and I am not afraid to use it. -- Pope Benedict XVI
I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory. -- Alexander the Great
Courage, not cleverness; not even inspiration, is the grain of mustard that grows up to be a great tree. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. -- Jose Andres Puerta
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. -- Cody Lundin
As long as we have unsolved problems, unfulfilled desires, and a mustard seed of faith, we have all we need for a vibrant prayer life. -- John Ortberg
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. -- Sebastian Horsley
So never lose an opportunity of urging a practical beginning, however small, for it is wonderful how often in such matters the mustard-seed germinates and roots itself. -- Florence Nightingale
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake. -- Marian Burros
You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! -- Charles Dickens
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie. -- Si Robertson
If you've got just a little bit of faith as a grain of mustard seed, and begin to praise God - that faith will mount up, until fear won't be able to stay in your heart. -- Jack Coe
Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we could dilute it down and spray it on our crops to deal with pests.' -- Woody Harrelson
No faith is required to do the possible; actually only a morsel of this atom-powered stuff is needed to do the impossible, for a piece as large as a mustard seed will do more than we have ever dreamed of. -- Leonard Ravenhill
Certain it is that scandal is good brisk talk, whereas praise of one's neighbor is by no means lively hearing. An acquaintance grilled, scored, devilled, and served with mustard and cayenne pepper excites the appetite; whereas a slice of cold friend with currant jelly is but a sickly, unrelishing meat. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
Until I was 21, I wasn't going into the media. I was a professional show jumper; I was going to have a farm... Then my father died, and it changed my life. I realised I had to have a go at being a journalist to see if I could cut the mustard. -- Jonathan Dimbleby
My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren't understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis - all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in. -- Barry Marshall
Now you can get artisanal everything - pickles, coffees, house-cured meats, mustard. The pendulum has swung back to this kind of food, and it gives me the greatest hope for the future, especially because we're living in a time with issues like polluted Gulf Coast seafood and food labeled organic that may not really be organic. -- Adam Richman
If everyone there just lived their lives and let others do the same, God would be in every moment, in every grain of mustard, in the fragment of cloud that is there and then gone the following moment. God was there and yet people believed they still had to go on looking, because it seemed too simple to accept that life was an act of faith. -- Paulo Coelho
Baloney fudging mustard! -- John Cena
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. -- Oliver Oliver Reed
Pity is like eating mustard without beef. -- Augustus Hare
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory -- Dodie Smith
Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! -- John Cena
I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments. -- Justin Timberlake
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! -- Dave Niehaus
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. -- Chris Pratt
....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard. -- Mark Twain
Any human love a man gets he can make fill his life. It's like the grain of mustard-seed. -- William John Locke
I don't like Dijon or honey mustard. No, the only kind of mustard I like is #FFFF00 mustard." -- Jarod Kintz
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard. -- Ogden Nash
Jewish texts compare the knowable universe to the size of a mustard seed. Similar association between God and man made in Quran, Buddhism. -- Sudhir Ahluwalia
Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent. -- George W. Bush
[Samuel] Johnson's conversation was by much too strong for a person accustomed to obsequiousness and flattery; it was mustard in a young child's mouth! -- Hester Lynch Piozzi
With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich. -- Jarod Kintz
... paint in blue and black...sometimes gray - the colors of night - occasionally I surprise you with a mustard yellow, but then, I am a poet ... -- John Geddes
When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. -- Mitch Hedberg
She was a thin woman in a mustard-yellow suit, with a yellowish complexion, short-cropped rusty red hair, and a stiff posture. She reminded Reynie of a giant walking pencil. -- Trenton Lee Stewart
This is why mustard gas is such a danger or any weapon of mass destruction is such a dangerous thing because it - it's victims become everyone in the end. -- George Packer
The resurrection of the morning.The mystery of the night.The hummingbird's wings.The excitement of thunder.The rainbow in the waterfall.Wild mustard, that rough blaze of the fields. -- Mary Oliver
Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each. -- Erma Bombeck
The wild mustard in Southern California is like that spoken of in the New Testament. . . . Its gold is as distinct a value to the eye as the nugget gold is in the pocket. -- Helen Hunt Jackson
Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt. -- Ray Fitzgerald

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