Leonard Marx quotes:

If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!

A sure thing is no fun.

If I didn't believe it in my own mind, I never would have seen it.

My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather.