Oliver Oliver Reed quotes:
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
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Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
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Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.