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He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal. -- Claudia Christian
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself. -- Patton Oswalt
Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. -- David Feherty
Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
No Last Meal for you guys, either. Guess we have that in common." Someone bust out the pom-poms and cheer for the team. Yay." -- J.R. Ward
I see groups that are hot one minute, and next time you see them, they're asking if you want a soda with that Happy Meal. -- Big Bank Hank
No Last Meal for you guys, either. Guess we have that in common." Someone bust out the pom-poms and cheer for the team. Yay. -- J.R. Ward
It's weird, but Scion is kind of cool. I couldn't drive one because I'd look like one of those McDonald's Happy Meal toys with giant heads sticking out the window. -- Brian Posehn
Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go. -- Maureen Johnson
A recipe is a story that ends with a good meal. -- Pat Conroy
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. -- Mr. T
Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal. -- E. O. Wilson
My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation. -- Kirsty Gallacher
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her. -- Steve Carell
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence. -- Beyonce Knowles
I love spending time with my friends and family. The simplest things in life give me the most pleasure: cooking a good meal, enjoying my friends. -- Cindy Morgan
If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of. -- Ryan Gosling
I'm just really waiting for the music to get cooked the right way, and once it's cooked, I'm going to serve that meal that everybody's been waiting for. -- Fetty Wap
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. -- William Powell
Anything is possible on a train: a great meal, a binge, a visit from card players, an intrigue, a good night's sleep, and strangers' monologues framed like Russian short stories. -- Paul Theroux
For me, I don't expect to have a really amazing meal each time I dine out. Having a good meal with your loved ones - that's what makes the experience. -- Wolfgang Puck
The superior man does not, even for the space of a single meal, act contrary to virtue. In moments of haste, he cleaves to it. In seasons of danger, he cleaves to it. -- Confucius
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal. -- Robert Irvine
Creating a meal for my friends and family, sitting together, eating, laughing and talking - that is when I am so happy. Oh my God, if you could see how much food I make - I am the original Jewish mother. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. -- Melody Beattie
During the day I force myself to at least eat some salads rather than rubbish, and a steak in the evening. In fact, I eat to basically satisfy my hunger. I hardly have the time to appreciate a meal, and I'm everything, but a gourmet. -- Milla Jovovich
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie. -- Douglas Conant
Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.' -- Ashley Tisdale
If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien. -- Dwayne Johnson
He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I'm so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride. -- John Lennon
Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it's sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens. -- Phylicia Rashad
If you know what you're doing, you can make a meal happen with any kitchen knife. But using a top-quality knife versus a low-quality one is the difference between driving a Jaguar and a VW Jetta across the country. They'll both get you there. But the Jaguar will give you a much smoother ride. -- Charlie Trotter
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper. -- Samantha Bee
To me, breakfast is my most important meal. It's often the meal you play a game on. I make sure I have oatmeal, milk, and fruit. It's the fuel you use to hopefully do your best, so eating right is a big part of being a professional athlete. I wish I paid more attention to it earlier in my life. -- Andrew Luck
The best meal I've had was in Tavarua, an island in Fiji. It was just before sunset. A bunch of guys had just caught all this yellow fin tuna; they literally brought this huge wooden table down to the sand, pulled the tuna from the boat, dropped it on top of the table, pulled the skin off and sliced the tuna up. -- Rob Machado
It's OAT-freaking-MEAL! -- Katherine Applegate
The menu is not the meal. -- Alan Watts
Sharing the same meal reaffirms kinship. -- Deng Ming-Dao
Life itself is your proper meal. -- Marc David
Wine makes every meal an occasion. -- Andre Simon
Every meal should end with something sweet. -- Robert Irvine
The only meal I have is dinner. -- Elizabeth Hurley
Revenge is a meal best served cold. -- Denzel Washington
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory -- Dodie Smith
Nature hath meal and bran, contempt and grace. -- William Shakespeare
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch. -- Homer
Gratitude can turn a meal into a feast. -- Melody Beattie
You're rich if you've had a meal today. -- Billy Graham
One can say everything best over a meal. -- George Eliot
He who shuns the millstone, shuns the meal. -- Desiderius Erasmus
My favorite meal has always been fried chicken. -- Tom Watson
... a starving man doesn't ask what the meal is. -- Anne Sexton
desserts are the most crucial part of any meal. -- Linda Sunshine
Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal. -- Grumpy Cat
Anything made with love, bam! -it's a beautiful meal. -- Emeril Lagasse
A meal can be an erotic experience in itself. -- Alex Comfort
Everything eaten is killed. Every meal is a sacrifice. -- Adi Da
Any free meal is a good meal, you know? -- Joe Sakic
In most of the world, breakfast is an important meal. -- Tyler Cowen
Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal. -- Buddy Valastro
A salad is not a meal, it is a style. -- Fran Lebowitz
Nearly everyone wants at least one outstanding meal a day. -- Duncan Hines
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal. -- Ina Garten
It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal. -- Kirby Larson
Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal -- Buddy Valastro
A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. -- John Cage
Prayer time must be kept up as duly as meal-time. -- Matthew Henry
A meal without wine is like a day without sun -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I only eat one meal a day. Lunch, not dinner. -- Robert Goulet
If I don't eat veggies with a meal, I feel deprived. -- Bruce Ames
Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. -- Clement Freud
My dad was a very straight arrow, prayed-at-every-meal kind of guy. -- Chris Stapleton
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. -- J. R. Moehringer
A good meal can somewhat repair / The eatings of slight love -- Philip Larkin
My biggest win was getting the meal money bumped from $5 to $7. -- Bob Cousy
A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food. -- Elizabeth I
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning. -- Oscar Wilde
Life should always be like this. ... Like lingering over a good meal. -- Janet Fitch
Theorems are not to mathematics what successful courses are to a meal. -- Gian-Carlo Rota
Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning. -- Denis Leary
There is no conflict between a better meal and a better world. -- Rene Redzepi
My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning. -- Zach Braff
My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry. -- Taylor Swift
Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book. -- Jim Rohn
You eat the wealthy, sir, and it will be your last meal. -- J.S.B. Morse
Real connection and intimacy is like a meal, not a sugar fix. -- Kristin Armstrong
The key to a good meal is simplicity and the right seasoning. -- Buddy Valastro
You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. -- Anthony Bourdain
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. -- Jay Leno
I think anti-Semitism is the meal ticket of the organizations that fight it. -- Arthur Hertzberg
The mid-day meal is a well-intentioned scheme and has to be implemented effectively. -- M. M. Pallam Raju
The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee. -- Mike Ingham
The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money. -- Andy Van Slyke
Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal. -- Jay Leno
Scandal has made wine and popcorn seem like a viable, even healthful, meal. -- Lena Dunham
Fortune provides a man's table with luxuries, virtue with only a frugal meal. -- Democritus
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My last meal? The food would be much less significant than the company. -- Mario Batali
I think the most important thing when you're planning a meal is... balance. -- Travis Lane Stork
Both happy and sad people can be cheered up by a nice meal, -- Laurie Colwin
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. -- William S. Burroughs
She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio. -- George W. Bush
A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. -- Edward Abbey
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. -- Ernest Hemingway
Clothes are like a good meal, a good movie, great pieces of music. -- Michael Kors
If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined. -- Brigitte Bardot
Spend as much time enjoying the meal as it took to prepare it -- Michael Pollan
No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake. -- Elsie de Wolfe
Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live. -- Sloane Crosley
The best meal at my restaurant is the whole right side of the menu. -- Junior Seau
Eating a meal with full awareness can be a powerful, enlightening, and healing experience. -- David Simon
Every meal I eat, I be like, 'Can I get some orange juice?' -- Slim Jimmy
Im a McDonalds girl - several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal. -- Nikki Cox
Breakfast is the one meal at which it is permissible to read the paper ... -- Amy Vanderbilt
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. -- Kathy Mattea
If you know where your next meal is coming from, you are not poor. -- Michael Oher
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. -- Andre Simon
I decided I would teach Mrs. P. a lesson by cooking my own meal. -- Paul Murray
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. -- Cobie Smulders

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