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Massage is the study of anatomy in braille. -- Jack Meagher
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. -- Robert Breault
To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt. -- Olivia Newton-John
Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations. -- Andrew Weil
I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. -- Hedy Lamarr
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. -- Jason Bateman
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. -- Christiaan Barnard
I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found is I've been able to actually peel off layers of trauma on my body and actually move better now than I did. -- Ricky Williams
I count on chiropractic sessions to keep my body aligned. Standing for hours can impact my posture, and that can throw the rest of my body out of whack. Acupuncture helps me relax and release stress. I'm also very into massage to help release tension in my back, neck, and shoulders. -- Giada De Laurentiis
Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more! -- Shirley MacLaine
I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data". -- Ronald Coase
A meow massages the heart. -- Stuart McMillan
Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. -- S. Jay Olshansky
I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. -- Zoe Lister-Jones
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. -- Jason Bateman
When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. -- Eva Longoria
My vision is to make touch positive social value in our culture. -- David Palmer
We serve life, not because it is broken, but because it is holy. -- Mother Teresa
I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. -- Emilia Clarke
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war. -- Carrie Snow
When the Body Gets working appropriately, the force of Gravity can flow through, then spontaneously, the body heals itself -- Ida Rolf
When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drives attachment. -- Helen Fisher
I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. -- Robin Sharma
A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. -- Jean Cocteau
I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. -- Angie Stone
I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. -- Maya Angelou
I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed. -- Andie MacDowell
The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage. -- Josh Brolin
The real hope is not in something we think we can do, but in God, who is making something good out of it in some way we cannot see. -- Thomas Merton
The thought of a spa treatment is lovely, but I'd be lying there having a massage and worrying about how much I had to do. I'm not very good at relaxing! -- Louise Nurding
Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements. -- Timothy Murphy
I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to 'chill out' and not take things so seriously. She will say: 'Go and have a massage.' -- Josh Peck
Elizabeth lay face-down on the massage table, and allowed Marco to relieve the stress of the business day with firm and knowing fingers. Success, she decided, was often a matter of knowing when to relax. -- Barbara Taylor Bradford
Golf in Indonesia has something else to offer: ways to make you forget the last four hours and take away the aches. Nearly every course has a spa - hot tub, cold tub, sauna and massage. -- Raymond Bonner
One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I've gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back. -- Noureen DeWulf
I've realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it's getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. -- Kim Cattrall
When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven - I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position. -- Carolina Herrera
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you. -- Wanda Sykes
I love to get a massage but I'm quite a baby with it. I don't like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it's good, it's the best thing ever. When it's bad, it's an hour of absolute agony. -- Lara Stone
I love pampering myself, so going for a massage or getting a mani-pedi makes me feel instantly better. When my nails are done I feel so much better - it's the little things that make me so happy, and you literally feel polished. -- Jessica Lowndes
For many people, managing pain involves using prescription medicine in combination with complementary techniques like physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga and massage. I appreciate this because I truly believe medical care should address the person as a whole - their mind, body, and spirit. -- Naomi Judd
Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics. Fight insomnia with gentle rocking or the sound of running water. Change surroundings and take long journeys. Strictly avoid frightening ideas. Indulge in cheerful conversation and amusements. Listen to music. -- Aulus Cornelius Celsus
All media work us over completely. They are so pervasive in their personal, political, economic, aesthetic, psychological, moral, ethical, and social consequences that they leave no part of us untouched, unaffected, unaltered. The medium is the massage. Any understanding of social and cultural change is impossible without a knowledge of the way media work as environments. All media are extensions of some human faculty - psychic or physical. -- Marshall McLuhan
Speak softly, I'm getting my massage -- Theodore Roosevelt
Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage. -- Bethenny Frankel
Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor -- Robert Tisserand
We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. -- Hippocrates
Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. -- Thomas Jefferson
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed -- Ronald Reagan
After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads. -- Robert Cheeke
I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage. -- Emilia Clarke
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. -- Hippocrates
Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones. -- Vera Farmiga
Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. -- Jeaniene Frost
When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage. -- Natalia Vodianova
Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck. -- Spiro T. Agnew
Assuming I'm home and don't have an event, I'll have a massage or I'll talk on the phone. -- Donna Karan
For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.' -- Gene Weingarten
...science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine." -- George Howe Colt
You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men. -- Laura Schlessinger
Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but... -- Emo Philips
Some days you feel like you've had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you've been trampled on. -- Judy Woodruff
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. -- Al Michaels
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. -- Jerry Seinfeld
He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours? -- Jeaniene Frost
The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered. -- Joey Skaggs
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. -- Kanye West
That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage. -- Peter Greenaway
Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap. -- Barbara Taylor Bradford
An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me. -- Padma Lakshmi
It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. -- Gerald R. Ford
There are, after all, approaches to be made other than the dependable routes that massage sentimental expectations and provide easy opportunities for emotional identification. -- Peter Greenaway
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. -- A. N. Wilson
I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. -- Robin Sharma
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. -- Janet Evanovich
I love kale. I bake it. I sautÃ© it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale. -- Misha Collins
Tralec inserted his thumb into her womanhood and began to massage her clit with his middle finger, encircling it slowly and gradually increasing the pressure and speed." -- Breanna Hayse
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way." -- George Carlin
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" -- Zach Galifianakis
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. -- Kristen Schaal
I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me. -- Stacy Keibler
[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference. -- Simone Elkeles
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep! -- Elizabeth Jane Howard
There are other ways I think of myself as spoiling myself ... I ... get a massage once a week. Other people can, I didn't used to, and I can now. -- Steve Ballmer
I like a deep sports massage - a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I'm getting in shape for a role. -- Chris Pine
My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena. -- Victoria Wood
At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while. -- Juan Manuel Marquez
My purpose as an artist is to heal the divided feminine in our culture. Well, okay wait, that sounds incredibly cheesy and like something a massage therapist might do at Esalen. -- Jill Soloway
To supply a thought is mental massage; but to evolve a thought of your own is an achievement. Thinking is a brain exercise and no faculty grows save as it is exercised. -- Elbert Hubbard
One of my favorite vacation memories was the Thai foot massage and Internet access salons in Bangkok, followed up by my testing cellphone coverage while wading in Provincetown Harbor on Cape Cod. -- Kara Swisher
Science is the engine of prosperity. But you'd never know it, listening to some of the politicians. They're lawyers and businessmen, not scientists. Lawyers and businessmen massage wealth; they don't create it -- Michio Kaku
Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn't be talking about painting. -- Chris Martin
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. -- Tom Cullen
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage. -- Rebecca Romijn
The pedicure is beside the point - the rub is all I care about. And not just my feet, my calves and thighs. There is nothing better, except maybe a scalp massage. -- Amy Landecker
Yes - it's the same in any other work - the more you massage your thinking the more capable I believe you are of expanding how you go about things and learning. -- Siobhan Davies
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it -- and, more important, I like to give it. -- Julia Child
I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to 'chill out' and not take things so seriously. She will say: 'Go and have a massage. -- Josh Peck
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