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  • OMG, I am a married woman! -- Brooke Burns
  • For a married woman to flirt is a sin. -- Anna Held
  • I'm a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. -- Gennifer Flowers
  • A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. -- Sol Wachtler
  • There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. -- Oscar Wilde
  • There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. -- Oscar Wilde
  • I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady. -- Ruth Warrick
  • A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man. -- Lysander Spooner
  • The married woman as family provider beside the man, often also in place of the man, but always however subservient to the man's dominion - this is the worst form of woman slavery our time has created. -- Ellen Key
  • My parents are both pastors. In the '80s and '90s in the mainstream Christian world, it was not really common for a woman - especially a married woman and a mother - to be a pastor. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • People have quite a simple idea about 'Anna Karenina.' They feel that the novel is entirely about a young married woman who falls in love with a cavalry officer and leaves her husband after much agony, and pays the price for that. -- Tom Stoppard
  • If Math was a woman, we'd be married already. -- Mark Gonzales
  • I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever. -- Jason Biggs
  • I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others properties. -- Michael Caine
  • Intimate relationships only have God's blessing if the man and woman are married. -- Sunday Adelaja
  • To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise. -- Norman Mailer
  • You may think you're married to a woman, but she's really an overgrown child. -- Emily Yoffe
  • He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day. -- Philip Larkin
  • I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. -- Larry Hagman
  • A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. -- Honore de Balzac
  • I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job. -- Walter Wager
  • Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. -- Aeschylus
  • A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done. -- Gail Carriger
  • How can you learn unconditional love if you're married to a woman who meets all your conditions? -- Paul Washer
  • It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her. -- Bette Davis
  • A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married. -- Anna Held
  • I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her. -- Lisa Vanderpump
  • A married woman, the safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband. -- Ann Coulter
  • I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married -- Virginia Woolf
  • An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities. -- Honore de Balzac
  • If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married. -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life -- Big Daddy Kane
  • I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you. -- Mel Brooks
  • All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman. -- Catharine MacKinnon
  • Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother. -- Diane Cilento
  • The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. -- Craig Ferguson
  • I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive. -- Charles Stuart Calverley
  • if you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete. -- Charles Bukowski
  • When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. -- H. L. Mencken
  • I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. -- Johnny Carson
  • A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. -- Helen Rowland
  • Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
  • A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse -- Helen Rowland
  • Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
  • Looking at traditional marriages, it seems the surest way for a woman to be alone is to get married. -- Gloria Steinem
  • Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to. -- Nancy Reagan
  • If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. -- Elizabeth I
  • Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. -- Rod Stewart
  • Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman. -- Mordecai Richler
  • Not married until 33, Abraham Lincoln said, "A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that cannot hurt me. -- Shelby Foote
  • I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
  • If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. -- Elizabeth I
  • Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers? -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. -- Helen Rowland
  • I married a woman who's not going to take anything. No slips. She's very accountable, and she holds me very accountable. -- Joe Nichols
  • I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. -- Gary Hoey
  • Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
  • I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom. -- Anthony Hopkins
  • Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man. -- Michele Bachmann
  • In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman. -- Honore de Balzac
  • Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. -- Mata Amritanandamayi
  • I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along. -- Elizabeth Moon
  • Behind every successful man,there isn't just a woman but a prayerful and hardworking woman.If not every married man would be successful. -- ABC
  • To mind being disliked by a woman you don't desire and are not married to is yet another serious failure of common sense. -- Wendell Berry
  • I love true love, and I'm a woman who wants to be married for a lifetime. That traditional life is something that I want. -- Ali Larter
  • I'd definitely like more kids when I'm older. And I think I'm like every woman in that I'd like to get married one day. -- Rebecca Ferguson
  • God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other. -- Manny Pacquiao
  • If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us. -- G-Dragon
  • I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to. -- Alec Baldwin
  • A fierce literary woman with a penchant for married men, Margaret Fuller was ultimately torn between motherhood and her final career as a political reporter. -- Susan Cheever
  • If we hold the married man accountable for finances gone legally awry, then the married woman should be held accountable for children who go awry. -- Warren Farrell
  • An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • God's image is the married couple, a man and women, together. Not just the man. Not just the woman. No, both of them. That's God's image. -- Pope Francis
  • I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around. -- Morgan Freeman
  • No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. -- H. L. Mencken
  • If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
  • No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not. -- Mary Catherine Bateson
  • A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies. -- L.M. Montgomery
  • There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. -- E. W. Howe
  • As a woman, you don't have really much freedom of choice in the Middle East - very often, by the time they are 13 or 14, girls get married. -- Rula Jebreal
  • If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
  • I'm thirty-four.You don't look thirty-four.That's because I'm not married. Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. Marriage tends to age a woman. -- Jennifer Crusie
  • The one thing that reconciles me to the fact of being a woman is the reflection that it delivers me from the necessity of being married to one. -- Mary Wortley Montagu
  • For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. -- Woody Allen
  • La femme marie e est un esclave qu'il faut savoir mettre sur un tro" n e. A married woman is a slave whom one must put on a throne. -- Honore de Balzac
  • They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married. -- Leslie Mann
  • I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart. -- Rod Stewart
  • A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • I'm married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it's one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking. -- Anthony Bourdain
  • If a woman abandoned by her husband, or a widow, of her own accord contracts a second marriage and bears ,a son , he is called the son of a re married woman . -- Guru Nanak
  • To disbelieve in marriage is easy: to love a married woman is easy; but to betray a comrade, to be disloyal to a host, to break the covenant of bread and salt, is impossible. -- George Bernard Shaw
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