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- Government -Free Shit for Idiots -- Stefan Molyneux
Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate. -- Walter Dean Myers
Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it. -- Richard Stallman
There are three kinds of people: 1. Innovators. 2. Imitators. 3. Idiots. -- Warren Buffett
Sixty two thousand four hundred repetitions make one truth. Idiots! -- Aldous Huxley
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. -- Christopher Paolini
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots -- Douglas Adams
There is no Â´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,Â´ but perhaps one is not needed. -- Andrei Codrescu
Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down -- John Flanagan
The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive! -- Brad Pitt
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. -- Charles Stross
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots! -- Arthur Schopenhauer
Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality. -- George Bernard Shaw
I am very proud to be a part of '3 Idiots,' and happy that the character has worked in a big way. -- Boman Irani
Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost. -- Alfred Capus
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life. -- Jaggi Vasudev
The Complete Idiots Guide to Eating Raw is ideal for anyone looking to seamlessly adopt eating habits that will benefit overall health and boost athletic performance. -- Brendan Brazier
The Arabs have a God, the Jews have another, and the Catholics have another! And they're all fighting to maintain that they worship the one real God. Idiots! -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo. -- Jimmy Fallon
Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads. -- Martin Luther
Degrade first the Arts if you'd Mankind Degrade. Hire Idiots to Paint with cold light & hot shade: Give high Price for the worst, leave the best in disgrace, And with Labours of Ignorance fill every place. -- William Blake
I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as a psycho, murderer, and others in films such as 'Don', 'Eklavya' and '3 Idiots.' -- Boman Irani
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism isâ?¦ precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position -- Bill Maher
Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down. -- Jack McDevitt
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Only idiots refuse to change their minds. -- Brigitte Bardot
I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots. -- Brigitte Bardot
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. -- George Jean Nathan
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. -- David Ogilvy
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. -- Gustave Flaubert
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. -- Otto von Bismarck
If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots. -- Mark Hoppus
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. -- Louis Aragon
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. -- Muammar al-Gaddafi
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. -- Mikhail Bakunin
When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a bunch of idiots. -- Tom Perrotta
Christopher Hitchens was a great warrior, a magnificent orator, a pugilist and a gentleman. He was kind, but he took no prisoners when arguing with idiots. -- Richard Dawkins
When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out. -- Lewis Black
I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. -- Johnny Depp
We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less. -- Ralph Bunche
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy. -- Jason Bateman
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. -- Robert Webb
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that. -- Sam Harris
The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible. Or, what's impossible? What's a fantasy? -- Alan Rickman
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out. -- Joshua Jackson
And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible. -- Alan Rickman
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it. -- Lewis Black
I suppose there must be idiots who dream of signing deals with publishers while fully intending to drink martinis in cool bars or ride around on skateboards. But the actual writers I know are experts in neurotic self-torture. Every page of writing is the result of a thousand tiny decisions and desperate acts of will. -- Helen Garner
When I was in school, martial arts made you a dork, and I became self-conscious that I was too masculine. I was a 16-year-old girl with ringworm and cauliflower ears. People made fun of my arms and called me 'Miss Man.' It wasn't until I got older that I realized: These people are idiots. I'm fabulous. -- Ronda Rousey
Writers are idiots with Underwoods. -- Darryl F. Zanuck
THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. -- Lawrence Summers
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots. -- Scott Adams
I thought Christians were walking idiots. -- Josh McDowell
There are idiots in every crowd. -- Heather Graham
Solemnity is the shield of idiots -- Baron de Montesquieu
Ideology is the science of idiots. -- John Adams
Boys turns girls into such idiots. -- Stephanie Perkins
God looks after children, animals and idiots. -- Lou Holtz
It can provide horrendous weapons to idiots. -- Jack McDevitt
Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally. -- Dorothy L. Sayers
Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots. -- Nancy Farmer
Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning. -- Charlie Brooker
More idiots should just shut their mouths. -- Chris Martin
Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people. -- H. L. Mencken
I think the terrorists are just idiots. -- Joel Madden
It's wonderful to be hated by idiots. -- John Simon
Don't let the idiots ruin your day. -- James De La Vega
I never invite idiots to my house. -- Elizabeth Montagu
We thank God that our enemies are idiots. -- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
A lot of movies treat kids like idiots. -- Anna Chlumsky
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. -- Randy Cross
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? -- Mike Myers
When I talk to idiots, I get loud! -- Jon Taffer
Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old. -- Wes Borland
General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess. -- William Blake
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. -- Neil Cavuto
Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots. -- Slavoj Å½iÅ¾ek
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists -- Georges Wolinski
Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. -- Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes. -- Mark Rippetoe
You always have to defend the imagination against idiots. -- Ursula K. Le Guin
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. -- Ray Bradbury
Our lives are businesses that are sometimes run by idiots. -- Patrick Reinken
I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women. -- Jillian Bell
I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything. -- John Lennon
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line. -- Demetri Martin
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. -- Ted Nugent
What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind. -- William Shakespeare
Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots. -- Bugsy Siegel
Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots. -- Jonathan Nolan
Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow. -- Scott Adams
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots. -- Linus Torvalds
Build a company that idiots could run because eventually they will. -- Keith Rabois
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi -- Bisco Hatori
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots. -- Jim Jefferies
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? -- Cassandra Clare
Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots . -- Niall Horan
The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. -- Marquis de Sade
If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. -- Laura Davenport
Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth. -- Barry Hughart
Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person. -- Miley Cyrus
Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots. -- Russell Brand
When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. -- Stephen Hawking
Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign. -- Edward Young
Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it. -- Peter Lamborn Wilson
Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it. -- Peter Lamborn Wilson
First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots. -- Warren Buffett
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. -- Patricia Briggs
This is what entertainment is all about- idiots, explosives and falling anvils. -- John Calvin
Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip. -- John Gierach
There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men. -- Pablo Escobar
If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. -- Linus Torvalds
I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots. -- Kobe Bryant
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. -- Karl Pilkington
It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss. -- Suzanne Collins

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