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Grease is the only cure for a hangover. -- Cameron Diaz
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. -- Mike Tyson
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. -- Margaret Cho
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. -- Robert Benchley
'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. -- Todd Phillips
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. -- Joyce Brothers
The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out. -- Evan Goldberg
I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s. -- Simon Le Bon
I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher. -- Todd Phillips
On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money. -- Mike Epps
I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny movies, too. 'Old School' and 'The Hangover.' 'The Hangover' was up there; I liked it. -- Matthew Stafford
There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want to be a part of, like with 'Sucker Punch' and 'Hangover 2.' Those movies didn't hold back. They really went for it. -- Jamie Chung
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' -- Todd Phillips
Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. -- Helen Fielding
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover. -- Ken Jeong
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.' -- Ken Jeong
The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. -- Todd Phillips
The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in the script. -- Ed Helms
There's a punk-rock attitude, clearly, to 'Hated.' There's even a punk-rock attitude to 'The Hangover,' I think. We start the movie with a Glenn Danzig song. -- Todd Phillips
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." -- Kingsley Amis
A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and that is true of 'Office Space' too. -- Seth Gordon
I make decisions to do movies based on the cast. I'd just been working with Zach [Galifianakis] on The Hangover, and I was thinking, I've got to find something to do with this guy immediately. -- Todd Phillips
I would like to work with Todd Phillips of 'The Hangover'. I would like to do more comedies; it would be a lot of fun. No actors in particular. I don't consciously seek out things to do. -- Dennis Quaid
Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful. -- Ed Helms
Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of the gag reel stuff. There's a lot of takes we just couldn't get through.We were laughing. -- Ed Helms
Cartoon Hangover has given us another place we felt we could find the most talented people around the world and give them a chance to make the films they want to make and match it up with their audience. -- Fred Seibert
The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's. -- Kyle Smith
It's just one of those things like when you're not supposed to laugh, it makes it that much harder to stop laughing. And for some reason Zach [ Galifianakis] and I get in this feedback mood of giggling, and on the set of Hangover we just couldn't get through stuff. -- Ed Helms
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -- Dorothy Parker
Happiness is, waking up without a hangover. -- Robert Black
What in the world is a hangover cure? -- Brian Wilson
The only cure for a real hangover is death. -- Robert Benchley
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. -- Jimmy Breslin
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover. -- Ashwin Sanghi
Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love. -- Rumi
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. -- Ellen DeGeneres
The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? -- Kanye West
The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good. -- Charles Bukowski
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. -- Lemmy Kilmister
People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover. -- Ronald Reagan
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. -- Brandon Sanderson
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover. -- Noel Gallagher
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers. -- Charles Bukowski
I really enjoy the fun of putting something out and people liking it or hating it or talking about it, but vacuous attention, it feels disgusting. It's like a hangover. -- FKA twigs
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. -- Jim Harrison
People think of poetry as a school subject... Poetry is very frustrating to students because they don't have a taste for ambiguity, for one thing. That gives them a poetry hangover. -- Billy Collins
One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.' -- Jordan Knight
I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before. -- George Mikes
When I wake up on a Sunday morning with a slight hangover, in the gym with no makeup on, that's who Natalie Dormer really is. The girl next door who gets a spot on her forehead occasionally. -- Natalie Dormer
I have never been a Conservative, or at least not since being a young teenager. My father voted Conservative, and even his doing that was a hangover from the '50s and '60s, which may have been an influence on me. -- Phil Collins
The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to 1970-style manufacturing organizations, like, it's really - yeah, the incumbency - they are still the lingering hangover from the dot-com crash. -- Marc Andreessen
If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a hangover. It is like a wounded animal in a way, as you want to get out there as quick as possible and rectify it. -- Rio Ferdinand
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open. -- Roger Ebert
Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and safer than drinking. It keeps you from saying or doing things you'll regret later, and though you may have nightmares, you won't wake up with a hangover. I recommend it wholeheartedly. -- Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over. -- Mary Schmich
I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn't dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren't thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid when he has 300 hangovers a year. -- Charles Bukowski
I'd love to do a movie with females in it, and not necessarily the female version of 'The Hangover,' but I'd love to. If I did it it'd star Juliette Lewis, because she's the funniest woman in the world. She's my favorite actress on the planet. If we did a character-based comedy about women, I don't see it out of my range. -- Todd Phillips
Home is where you hang your hangover. -- James Crumley
My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever. -- Heather Morris
She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover. -- Simone de Beauvoir
He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. -- Markus Zusak
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover. -- Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge. -- Warren Buffett
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. -- Dorothy Parker
He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover. -- Kingsley Amis
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. -- Eddie Condon
The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover -- Nick Offerman
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. -- Homer
The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover -- Jimmy Breslin
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. -- Raymond Chandler
The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover. -- Rosamunde Pilcher
If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover. -- Helen Van Slyke
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The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. -- Greg Gutfeld
It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover. -- Ladyhawke
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. -- Ben Affleck
You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time. -- Joni Rodgers
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. -- Garrison Keillor
Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes. -- John Waters
The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s. -- James Grant
Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover. -- Cass McCombs
There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid. -- John Fowles
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. -- Linda Sunshine
I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. -- Diana Wynne Jones
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. -- Randy Wayne
Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash. -- Janet Fitch
If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. -- Kenzaburo Oe
Before forty, you think that exhaustion is something like a long-lasting hangover. But at forty you learn all about it. Even your passions exhaust you. -- Kevin Barry
Some people try deliberately to exploit the colonial hangover for their own purpose, to serve an external force. To us, Communism is as bad as imperialism. -- Jomo Kenyatta
Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. -- Ike Barinholtz
I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart. -- Michael Chabon
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you. -- Anne Lamott
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? -- Richard Pryor
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. -- Christopher Titus
I was a hangover of that era where they'd say "Take off that medal! Is that a St. Christopher medal? You're going to lose your audience with that." -- George Hamilton
Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. -- Colin Quinn
All through my career I've written 1,000 words a day - even if I've got a hangover. You've got to discipline yourself if you're professional. There's no other way. -- J. G. Ballard
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? -- George W. Bush
Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right. -- Mark Knopfler
There is a hangover from a defeat like Denmark - ask any player about when they've had a bad game, it's still in there somewhere in the back of your mind. -- Rio Ferdinand
I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these. -- Nigella Lawson
Might let him take it home and slaughter that/ He got friends for all of my friends/ They ain't leaving 'till we say when/ And we gon' hangover the next day. -- Nicki Minaj
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night. -- Matthew McConaughey
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Michael Winter's fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life"¦ harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn't miss for the world. -- Michael Crummey
Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no hangover. The guys from Pantera taught us that trick. -- Sully Erna
Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo -- Cora Carmack

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