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It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? -- George Carlin
Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it's constantly mispronounced . 'Hurry', 'Hairy' - there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations. -- Hari Kondabolu
I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy. -- Jason Statham
Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history. -- Leslie Mann
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. -- Charles Darwin
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. -- Cornelia Funke
I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. -- Nick Offerman
I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things. -- Tori Amos
I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be! -- Yvonne Strahovski
I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am. -- George Michael
When you set a goal, it's a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious. -- Tony Bates
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. -- Erma Bombeck
I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides. -- Lisi Harrison
I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do. -- Anthony Bourdain
There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. -- Vladimir Nabokov
I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. It's the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy. -- Nev Schulman
I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits - I was really digging it, but they were like, 'We'll airbrush that out.' -- Bat for Lashes
I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much! -- Marlon Wayans
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross. -- Nadine Velazquez
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. -- Nick Offerman
I used to go online all the time, and then I had to stop myself... because I'm a writer, and it's like: to have a procrastination tool, like, within my computer... it was just getting too hairy. -- Mike White
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. -- Richard Roeper
There have been women who stumbled across Feministing randomly, through a bizarre Google search or something, and had no idea what feminism was. They thought it was something older women do, or bought into the hairy bra-burning man-hating stereotype 100 percent. Anything that deviates from that is very exciting for them. -- Jessica Valenti
The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to pierce his hairy nipple and buy a Corvette, because you very plainly said - or at least implied - you were in it for better or for worse. -- Jenna McCarthy
Gender-dominated environments are not good... particularly in the financial sector where there are too few women. In gender-dominated environments, men have a tendency to... show how hairy chested they are, compared with the man who's sitting next to them. I honestly think that there should never be too much testosterone in one room. -- Christine Lagarde
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy. -- Demetri Martin
If most people were to take a moment to picture in their minds the average, not-for-profit, save-the-world girl, they... well, they probably wouldn't, because who wants to think about hemp, hairy legs, and Birkenstocks? But I'd rather eat a pair of Birkenstocks than put them on my feet, and I love, love, love my Christian Louboutins. -- Nancy Lublin
The stereotypes of feminists as ugly, or man-haters, or hairy, or whatever it is - that's really strategic. That's a really smart way to keep young women away from feminism, is to kind of put out this idea that all feminists hate men, or all feminists are ugly; and that they really come from a place of fear. -- Jessica Valenti
Some werewolves are hairy on the inside. -- Stephen King
I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine! -- Will Ferrell
People need BHAGs - big hairy audacious goals. -- James C. Collins
Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You've become a morlock. -- Jeaniene Frost
I like that best as I am so hairy. -- Ben Affleck
Summer comes over the hill like a hairy blanket. -- Donna Jo Napoli
Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? -- Terry Pratchett
It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy. -- Aristophanes
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? -- Sam Kinison
Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
A hairy body, and arms stiff with bristles, give promise of a manly soul. -- Juvenal
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass -- Karen Marie Moning
If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today. -- David Henry
He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas. -- A. Lee Martinez
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face. -- William Shakespeare
I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be. -- Bridget Christie
New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo. -- Jim C. Hines
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints. -- Wallace Stevens
oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone. -- Cecily von Ziegesar
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes. -- Frank Zappa
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. -- Joan Rivers
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy. -- Robert Black
What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists. -- Diego Maradona
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations. -- Bennett Cerf
Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole. -- Pimp C
Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...] -- Simone Elkeles
There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth. -- John Osborne
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. -- Mike Harding
â?¦weâ??re all beautiful golden sunflowers inside, weâ??re all blessed by our own seed & golden hairy naked accomplishment (Sunflower Sutra) -- Allen Ginsberg
Fame looks like a really hairy affair. But if it's part of the job, I'll figure out a way to deal with it. -- Tom Everett Scott
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. -- Hilaire Belloc
Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be. -- Russell Peters
I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very unsexy. -- Brooklyn Decker
What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy. -- Jim Carrey
So are all the kids on the East Coast repeating school next year? Get ready to see a lot of hairy eighth graders. Storm brain drain. -- Olivia Wilde
Well no administration ever wants an independent overseer, and there are very good career people who are in charge of this investigation, but it could get hairy. -- Nina Totenberg
[On the United States:] A nation which does not appreciate that the simple elocution exercise 'Merry Mary married hairy Harry' contains not one but three vowel sounds. -- Jessica Mitford
Humans are just barely intelligent tool users; Darwinian evolutionary selection stopped when language and tool use converged, leaving the average hairy meme carrier sadly deficient in smarts. -- Charles Stross
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp. -- Dave Barry
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women. -- Steve Coogan
We thus learn that man is descended from a hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits, and an inhabitant of the Old World. -- Charles Darwin
Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal. -- Kiersten White
The Gauls derided the hairy and gigantic savages of the North; their rustic manners, dissonant joy, voracious appetite, and their horrid appearance, equally disgusting to the sight and to the smell. -- Edward Gibbon
John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich. -- Matt Taibbi
The "hairy quadruped furnished with a tail and, pointed ears, probably arboreal in his habits," this good fellow carried hidden in his nature, apparently, something destined to develop into a necessity for humane letters. -- Matthew Arnold
Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is. -- Ursula Vernon

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