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The martial arts that I got into was because of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, because of all of the animal styles at the time. It was around about the time when Jackie was doing 'Drunken Master,' and, like, Snake versus this and that. -- Ray Park
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. -- Criss Jami
Drunken talk isn't meant to be printed in the paper. -- Ray Charles
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious. -- Demetri Martin
When you've been in the tabloids as a drunken 'It-boy', people automatically assume you're thick. -- Nick Moran
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Drunken Master (the first one). If I hadn't seen this movie, I would never have come up with Dragonball. -- Akira Toriyama
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
It is not true that Congress spends money like a drunken sailor. Drunken sailors spend their own money. Congress spends our money. -- Arthur Laffer
If history starts as a guest list, it has a tendency to end like the memory of a drunken party: misheard, blurred, fragmentary. -- Sarah Churchwell
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. -- Charles Baudelaire
Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken. -- Ludwig van Beethoven
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -- George Bernard Shaw
My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child. -- Antonio Villaraigosa
Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got to visit every major American city and notice the audience, and Detroit was one of the worst. -- Gallagher
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. -- Jimmy Kimmel
The invention progress is tough sometimes. When I first choreographed the Drunken Master in the past with Jackie Chan, I spent months to create the whole sequence. There were no fight sequences before; it's just a name. I have to choreograph it all by myself. -- Yuen Woo-ping
I think that at the supper I neither receive flesh nor blood, but bread and wine; which bread when it is broken, and the wine when it is drunken, put me in remembrance how that for my sins the body of Christ was broken, and his blood shed on the cross. -- Jane Grey
There are popular celebrities, there are unpopular celebrities and then there are the walking dead. You know the walking dead when you see them: they look like Mel Gibson, still striving for drunken charm in an L.A. County mug shot, after getting picked up on a DWI charge that included anti-semitic slurs directed at the police. -- Jeffrey Kluger
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. -- Herman Melville
Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house. -- Julie Bowen
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. -- Herman Melville
My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. -- Colin Firth
I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. -- Aristotle
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. -- Andrew Lang
An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination. -- Andrew Lang
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. -- Lord Chesterfield
With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor. -- Hugh Grant
My father had wanted to name me for Dylan Thomas. He had seen him speak on one of those drunken poetry tours he did. -- Dylan Walsh
Playing Willie Loomis was really fun for me because it was something nice and different to embody. It was neat playing this drunken servant who was hypnotized by Johnny Depp. -- Jackie Earle Haley
I think being a character actor is exciting in that it allows you to embody completely different things, whether it's through wild accents or a crazy bad guy or a drunken good guy. -- Jackie Earle Haley
Passion is the drunkenness of the mind. -- Robert South
If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. -- William James
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -- Henry Miller
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. -- Marguerite Duras
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. -- J. G. Ballard
Not addicted to gluttony or drunkenness, this people who incur no expense in food or dress, and whose minds are always bent upon the defence of their country, and on the means of plunder, are wholly employed in the care of their horses and furniture. -- Giraldus Cambrensis
The cry comes from the friends of the school-room, from those who would give the State a strong, great, noble citizenship, for protection from the curse of drunkenness. This cry should be heard and answered by every lover of his fellow-men, no matter where his home may be. -- Thomas Jordan Jarvis
Keep your drunken electrons dancing! -- Judith Hanson Lasater
I have drunken deep of joy... -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
The drunken man is a living corpse. -- Saint John Chrysostom
Your lullaby would waken a drunken goblin! -- J. R. R. Tolkien
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap. -- Thomas Jefferson
The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool. -- LL Cool J
Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself. -- Elizabeth Gaskell
Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors. -- Rob Ford
The young are heated by Nature as drunken men by wine. -- Aristotle
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun. -- Bo Burnham
I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink. -- David Pleat
He who quarrels with a drunken man injures one who is absent. -- Publilius Syrus
For she belike hath drunken deep Of all the blessedness of sleep. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An old man is twice a child, and so is a drunken man. -- Plato
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. -- Darynda Jones
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married. -- Aisha Tyler
To say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. -- Ronald Reagan
Wine ...moderately drunken it doth quicken a man's wits, It doth comfort the heart. -- Andrew Boorde
Why what a fool was I to this drunken monster for a God. - Caliban -- William Shakespeare
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. -- Steven Morrissey
Are we taking the drunken drivers off the road only to turn them into drunken pedestrians? -- Lawren Harris
Wits, like drunken men with swords, are apt to draw their steel upon their best acquaintances. -- Douglas William Jerrold
The difference between congressmen and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors are spending their own money. -- Tom Feeney
Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada. -- Voltaire
No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober. -- Samuel Smiles
Weakness ineffectually seeks to disguise itself,--like a drunken man trying to show how sober he is. -- Christian Nestell Bovee
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. -- Michael Chabon
At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. -- Warren Ellis
When some drunken fool asked if she was a lesbian, she would say, 'In everything but sexual preference. -- Michael Chabon
It is necessary first to purify the drunken and dissolute worshippers in charge of some of these temples. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. -- Lord Chesterfield
When feminist discourse is unable to discriminate the drunken fraternity brother from the homicidal maniac, women are in trouble. -- Camille Paglia
Heaven, they say, protects children, sailors, and drunken men; and whatever answers to Heaven in the academical system protects freshmen. -- Thomas Hughes
He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins. -- George Herbert
The drunken politician leaps upon the street where mothers weep, and the saviors who are fast asleep, they wait for you. -- Bob Dylan
Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.' -- Bill Maher
Raucous drunken trumpets and instrumentation tend to guide the way you think. They can give you a path to follow lyrically. -- Zach Condon
The unpurged images of day recede; The Emperor's drunken soldiery are abed; Night resonance recedes, night-walkers' song After great cathedral gong. -- William Butler Yeats
Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine! -- John Ripley
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Now I am an outcast. I loathe my country. The best thing for me is a drunken sleep on the beach. -- Arthur Rimbaud
If a man is indolent, let him be poor. If he is drunken, let him be poor.... Also--somewhat inconsistently--blessed are the poor! -- George Bernard Shaw
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other -- Martin Luther
Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies. -- Jon Anderson
...in that drunken place you would like to hand your heart to her and say touch it but then give it back. -- Charles Bukowski
Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war. -- Johnny Cash
Everywhere bees go racing with the hours, / For every bee becomes a drunken lover, / Standing upon his head to sup the flowers. -- Vita Sackville-West
Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast, Ready with every nod to tumble down Into the fatal bowels of the deep. -- William Shakespeare
A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold. -- E. B. White
To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.' -- Ivan Turgenev
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage -- Thomas Jefferson
Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks. -- George Bernard Shaw
Coaxing drunken Shadowhunters into making fools of themselves was a favorite occupation among the Downworlders, and this performance had been a tremendous success. -- Cassandra Clare
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Women are the only realists; their whole object in life is to pit their realism against the extravagant, excessive, and occasionally drunken idealism of men. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
I refuse to believe that Hendrix had the last possessed hand,that Joplin had the last drunken throat,that Morrison had the last enlightened mind. -- Patti Smith
When an intelligent man reaches the point of inviting self-explanation and offers surrendering the key to his heart, he is assuredly riding a drunken horse. -- Honore de Balzac
In the mid nineteenth century, the typical murderer was a drunken illiterate; a hundred years later the typical murderer regards himself as a thinking man. -- Colin Wilson
We could say they government spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money. -- Ronald Reagan
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. -- Tom Green
Joy is big. Joy lives in your own drunken electrons, billions of them, spinning and dancing without end in their own intimate Universe, longing for You. -- Judith Hanson Lasater
That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you collapsed. -- Richard Matheson
I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it. -- Stephen King
The drunken consciousness is one bit of the mystic consciousness, and our total opinion of it must find its place in our opinion of that larger whole. -- William James
Thou hast conquered, O pale Galilean; the world has grown grey from thy breath;/ We have drunken of things Lethean, and fed on the fullness of death -- Algernon Charles Swinburne
The sot drinks, and is drunken: the coward drinks not, and shivers: the wise man, brave and free, drinks, and gives glory to the Most High God. -- Aleister Crowley
Statuettes of drunken sailors, velvet pictures of island maidens, plastic seashell lamps made in Taiwan. What contempt the people who think up souvenirs have for other people. -- Diane Johnson
Back then, before it became clear that democracy was best served by a drunken electorate, the bars in New York City were required to close on Election Day. -- Lawrence Block
It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too. -- George Carlin
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian. -- Richelle Mead
Spending time with math people is a lot of fun. As a result of the play, I've had semi-drunken dinners with mathematicians all over the country. I recommend the experience. -- David Auburn
The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken Secret Service agent streaking across the Rose Garden. -- Jimmy Fallon
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man's true character, make him drunk. -- Martin Luther
Two decades of virtually uninterrupted fighting had made even the most dignified structures appear drunken, wounded, or lost. The entire city seemed to affirm the notion that warfare is a disease. -- Greg Mortenson
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents. -- David Letterman
Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago. -- Rob Ford
The man who sailed around his soul From East to West, from pole to pole With ego as his drunken captain Greed, the mutineer, had trapped all reason in the hold -- Andy Partridge
Drunks they may be, but a drunken man knows not fear. Fools, aye, but a fool can kill a king. Rats, that too, but a thousand rats can bring down a bear. -- George R. R. Martin
I was walking across King's Cross station when a drunken Irishman came stumbling up and flung his arms around me. He wanted to thank me for the peace process in Northern Ireland. -- Ann Widdecombe
We fumed and screamed in our mountain nook, mad drunken Americans in the mighty land. We were on the roof of America and all we could do was yell, I guess--across the night... -- Jack Kerouac

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