Tom Feeney quotes:

Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.

For once, I believe that PETA, at least on the level of logic, is correct. If the NCAA has to protect offended Native Americans ... by God, PETA ought to advocate for the protection of every organism in the animal kingdom.

No taxation without respiration.

The difference between congressmen and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors are spending their own money.