Rob Ford quotes:

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine,

Stanley Cup winners don't hand back the Stanley Cup.

Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that?

I don't look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person.

I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over.

Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California,

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day.

I'm not an addict and I do not do drugs. I made mistakes in the past and all I can do is apologize, but it is what it is and I can't change the past. And I can apologize to my family and my friends and my colleagues and the people.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it's their own fault at the end of the day.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors.

I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic.

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.

I don't believe in all this public-funded health care, we can't afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I'm human.

I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.

If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.

I'm as clean as the days are long.

I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son how to ski, and my wife supports them and my wife has some issues. What, you just dismiss them? You just walk away? I don't walk away from anyone, Bill, in life! I'm sitting here and support people that are down and out! All these rich and elitist people, I'm sick of them! I'm sick of them! No, they're perfect. They don't do nothing! Get outta here! 'They don't do nothing!' They're the biggest crooks around!

I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man.

I've never quit anything in my life.

That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons and a daughter.

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they're happy.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.