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A wounded deer leaps the highest. -- Emily Dickinson
Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns. -- W.S. Gilbert
Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies. -- Oliver Stone
Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. -- Paul Ryan
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. -- Ramakrishna
It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages. -- Matt Lucas
Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock. -- Francis Beaumont
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes. -- Emily Blunt
The weather was fine and moderate. The hunters all returned, having killed during their absence three elk, four deer, two porcupines, a fox and a hare. -- Meriwether Lewis
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. -- Ted Nugent
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. -- David Sedaris
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. -- Ellen DeGeneres
I don't have to take a trip around the world or be on a yacht in the Mediterranean to have happiness. I can find it in the little things, like looking out into my backyard and seeing deer in the fields. -- Queen Latifah
I love to deer hunt and fish and drive down the back roads in my truck. All those things basically equal freedom to me - and not having to return that message or call from my record company or management. At some point, I need to recharge. -- Blake Shelton
I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer and the raccoons were my friends. So I would spend time walking through the woods, looking for the most beautiful tropical thing that can survive the winter in the woods in New Hampshire. -- Steven Tyler
The thought of eating rabbit and squirrels doesn't appeal to me. And that was on our table quite often as a kid. In your uppity restaurants, they serve a lot of rabbit. But I just can't help but think of Peter. And deer, I can't go there, because of Bambi. -- Paula Deen
I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Everyone knows on Thanksgiving morning to get up, turn on the TV and watch the parade, so to be an actual participant is going to be fun and I'm looking forward to it. I am gonna have to put on my deer hunting gear, though, to stay warm! -- Rodney Atkins
Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less. -- Judd Apatow
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out. -- Arthur Guiterman
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. -- Arthur Guiterman
Obvious things like The Deer Hunter. After that happened, the scripts got better. Opportunities happened. -- Christopher Walken
To be honest, when you're young and you watch The Deer Hunter for the first time, that's when you're like, "That's what I want to do." -- Donal Logue
The Deer Hunter is securely on my list of American movie events, by which I mean those films that aspired to the whole equation, to be show business and art at the same time. -- Edward Jay Epstein
I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines]. -- Jeremy Clarkson
Hey there, Hallie, welcome to the next place we need a Deer Crossing sign.' I didn't know that deers could read.'They can in Cosgrove County. It's part of the No Deer Left Behind program. -- Laura Pedersen
Unfortunately, nature is very much a now-you-see-it, now-you-don't affair. A fish flashes, then dissolves in the water before my eyes like so much salt. Deer apparently ascend bodily into heaven; the brightest oriole fades into leaves. -- Annie Dillard
He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check "? big show, I wasn't!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe. Or even hazel. Either way"¦wow, just wow. Deer? Headlights? Hi, I'm Ali. -- Gena Showalter
I felt like a deer with a hundred hunters after me. -- Deion Sanders
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. -- Elayne Boosler
I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. -- Channing Tatum
My heart 's in the Highlands, my heart is not here; My heart 's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer. -- Robert Burns
I often have deer on my property and there's a fox and owls. You're not going to see that in the city. -- Billy Corgan
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot. -- Robert De Niro
I like California but I'm dyed-in-the-wool Oklahoma. I see a deer in L.A., and everybody's standing around it taking pictures. Back home, that's the enemy! -- Blake Shelton
I love to deer hunt and fish and drive down the back roads in my truck. All those things basically equal freedom to me - and not having to return that message or call from my record company or management. -- Blake Shelton
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. -- Jack Handey
Well, the first and only time I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. But I know a lot about guns, so I go to the gun range and stuff like that with friends sometimes. -- Channing Tatum
Heartless though it may seem to some, among the least harmful things to eat are sustainably culled wild animals. In the absence of natural predators, deer populations in parts of Britain have reached such dense numbers that the woodlands they browse fail to regenerate. -- Tristram Stuart
An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up. -- George Catlin
Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table. -- Si Robertson
I had one of the most outdoorsy childhoods you could imagine. I basically lived in the woods until I was 13. My dad and I built a huge treehouse in our backyard in Chesterfield, about 30 feet in the air. And we'd vacation on an island in Michigan, where I hunted a deer that we ate. -- Gabriel Basso
I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I'm serious! In 'Bambi,' the mother dies, but you don't see the corpse. You see the father, the stag, come up and you see 'Bambi' alone, and that has so much more impact than seeing a mutilated deer. -- Matthew Gray Gubler
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. -- Larry the Cable Guy
If a candidate for office starts talking about thinning the deer population or investing in barriers to reduce the number of deer on the highways, the other side will probably just ignore him, because they're not going to know what to say about it. But there is a chance that the issue will resonate with voters in an unexpected way. -- Bill James
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. -- Phil Robertson
Doubt is a precipice on the way to God. Blessed is he who is freed from its bonds. He who fares without any doubt, adhere to his footprints if you do not know the way. Cleave to the footprints of the deer and advance with care that you may reach the musk-gland. By means of such trekking, even if you walk on fire, you will reach the luminous peak. -- Rumi
If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or across the sea. I can take women in child-bearing and throw them into the snow and leave them there. That has been done. I can do it for no better reason than I think it is better to shoot deer on the land than allow people to live on it. -- George Bernard Shaw
Everything pales in comparison to deer. -- Bill Vaughan
We were like deer. They were like grizzly bear. -- Chief Joseph
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. -- Jeph Jacques
They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer. -- Charles Barkley
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. -- John Green
The man who hunts a deer does not gaze at the mountains. -- Takeda Nobushige
If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe! -- Ashley Purdy
Wolves go after a wounded deer, it is the nature of the beast. -- Barbara Delinsky
You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer -- Daniel Quinn
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion -- Gen. H. Norman Schwartzkopf
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer -- Bo Burnham
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back. -- Benjamin Franklin
Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer. -- Joe Teti
An army of lions commanded by a deer will never be an army of lions. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo. -- Clare Boothe Luce
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday. -- Will Rogers
How can a deer tell when a leaf falls silent in the forest? She hears it breathing differently. -- Richard Bach
A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. -- Jeff Foxworthy
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck -- Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Without big data analytics, companies are blind and deaf, wandering out onto the Web like deer on a freeway. -- Geoffrey Moore
Follow the deer? Follow the Christ the King. Live pure, speak true,right wrong, Follow the King-- Else, wherefore born? -- Alfred Lord Tennyson
If I wasn't making music I would probably be in the woods with a big deer"¦.Talking to myself. -- Jared Leto
A pine needle fell in the forest. The hawk saw it. The deer heard it. The white bear smelled it -- Edith Pattou
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. -- Mitch Hedberg
When Daniel Boone goes by at night The phantom deer arise And all lost, wild America Is burning in their eyes. -- Stephen Vincent Benet
I haven't seen a bear in person. I've seen deer. I have lots of woodchucks on my property. And bluebirds. Foxes. -- Parker Posey
You would have only seen a skittish young deer jumping through the forest, having no idea it was a little girl. -- Kellie Thacker
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. -- Louis C. K.
Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. -- George R. R. Martin
Truth is a hard deer to hunt. If you eat too much truth at once, you might die of the truth. -- Stephen Vincent Benet
Things are achieved when they are well begun. The perfect archer calls the deer his own While yet the shaft is whistling. -- George Eliot
His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic -- Joe Teti
When you have a high-volume magazine or an assault weapon, you're not hunting deer or protecting your home; you're out to hunt people. -- Mike Quigley
People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game. -- Charles Barkley
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent -- Josh Stern
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call. -- Dave Barry
You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It is. -- Patty Hearst
I remember when 'Deadwood' had first come out, there was this whole deer-in-the-headlights sense of feeling really uncomfortable with being recognized in public. -- Robin Weigert
Man is a distance runner as a consequence of hundreds of thousands of years of chasing antelopes, horses, elephants, wild cattle, and deer. -- Paul Shepard
I am loyal to my beloved Joffrey. (Sansa) No doubt. As loyal as a deer surrounded by wolves. (Tyrion) Lions, she whispered without thinking. -- George R. R. Martin
I love living with animals. And my children love animals. I love walking around and being with the horses. But the deer? They're naughty. -- Stephanie Seymour
Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only. -- Jarod Kintz
The probability that the bowman's arrow hits the deer does not lie in the arrow or the deer. It lies in the bowman's mind. -- Bart Kosko
I dont believe you need high capacity magazines to go hunt. If you have to use 100 rounds to shoot a deer, youre in trouble. -- Bob Menendez
If you depend on where the chestnuts are going to be, and where the deer are, you have to be attuned to the outside world. -- Howard Rheingold
You can learn more about hunting deer with a bow and arrow in a week than a gun hunter will learn in his entire life -- Fred Bear
I preferred measuring deer tracks to tape - that I liked the wild liberty of the Red men better then the tyranny of my brothers. -- Sam Houston
You know frankly, going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind. -- Jed Babbin
From all kinds of flowers, Seek teachings everywhere, Like a deer that finds A quiet place to graze, Seek Seclusion to digest All you have gathered. . . -- Namkhai Norbu
If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans. -- Emil Zatopek
Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf was probably right. -- Patricia Briggs
Every one knows that there are no real forests in England.The deer in the parks of the great are demurely domestic cattle, fat as London alderman. -- Karl Marx
God has given the salt lick to the deer; and He has given to man, red-skin and white, the delicious spring at which to slake his thirst. -- James F. Cooper
The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny. -- Walter E. Williams
It's very ugly' I said generously. 'But it looks as though it would laugh at snow. And, if you hit a deer it would hiccup, and keep going. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Hunting party," Horace said Both Halt and Will looked at him sarcastically. "You think?" Will said. "Maybe they found the deer and brought him back to repair him. -- John Flanagan
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. -- Jackie Gleason
We should always speak what would please the man of whom we expect a favour,like the hunter who sings sweetly when he desires to shoot a deer. -- Chanakya
The deer hovered by the trees beyond as the sounds of the ravening wolves came to them across the grass, their own senses almost frozen in impotent horror. -- David Clement-Davies
He had mittens, Minjekahwun, Magic mittens made of deer-skin; When upon his hands he wore them, He could smite the rocks asunder, He could grind them into powder. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The sorrowful spirit finds relaxation in solitude. It abhors people, as a wounded deer deserts the herd and lives in a cave until it is healed or dead. -- Khalil Gibran
You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain. -- Yoshida Kenko
She hoped he was running to his red deer woman, and that when he tapped on the door of her heart, she'd open it wide and let him in. -- Charles de Lint
You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain. -- Yoshida Kenko
The car is not a rabbit or a deer that jumps around in sweeping lines, but it is a man-made work of technology in need of an appropriate roadway. -- Fritz Todt
I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster. -- Robin Williams
Why no s for two deer,but an s for two monkeys?Brother Quang saysno one knows.So much for rules!Whoever invented English should be bitten by a snake. -- Thanhha Lai
Though large herds of deer do much harm to the neighbourhood, yet the injury to the morals of the people is of more moment than the loss of their crops. -- Gilbert White
I hunt deer because I love the entire process; the preparation, the excitement, and sustained suspense of trying to match my woods lore against the finely honed instincts of these creatures. -- Fred Bear
The first movie I ever saw was a horror movie. It was Bambi. When that little deer gets caught in a forest fire, I was terrified, but I was also exhilarated. -- Stephen King
There is a road that turning always Cuts off the country of Again. Archers stand there on every side And as it runstime's deer is slain, And lies where it has lain. -- Edwin Muir

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