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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds. -- Tim Vine
It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one. -- Allan Carr
If I get married, I want to be very married. -- Audrey Hepburn
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. -- Henny Youngman
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. -- Andre Maurois
I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month. -- Sally Kirkland
I think it's healthy for couples to be away from each other for short periods. -- Liv Tyler
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilson
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -- Martin Luther
Couple stares, couple texts, couple dates. Couple 'I think that we're ready's couple 'I think we should wait's -- Drake
Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You're Either Lying Or Crazy. -- Merlin Mann
Couple in the next room bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long. -- Paul Simon
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. -- Earl Wilson
I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries. -- Charles S. Dutton
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish. -- Peter Shaffer
Couples are wholes and not wholes, what agrees disagrees, the concordant is discordant. From all things one and from one all things -- Heraclitus
People with fertility problems are not alone. It is a very very common problem for couples today. I've seen statistics that are just staggering. -- Michael Zaslow
Couple years ago I was No. 7 and I ended up top. So I kind of like the position that I'm at right now. It's hot. -- Serena Williams
It takes a couple of years just to get the background and knowledge that you need before you can go into detailed training for your mission. -- Sally Ride
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites. -- Diane Watson
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty. -- Jerry Weller
I think it's something that needs to be said - that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there's nothing wrong with it. -- Tia Mowry
It's absolutely essential that we have the same safeguards that straight couples do. But I want more than a 50 percent chance of success. I don't want to emulate that. -- George Michael
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. -- Emma Goldman
We live in a society today where these children can be wanted children. Even if you don't want to keep this child after you've had it, there's plenty of young couples out there, that want children. -- Norma McCorvey
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV. -- George Lopez
More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad. -- James Levine
There is so much work to be done to treat gays and lesbians and gay and lesbian couples with the respect that they're entitled to. They deserve, in my judgment, partnership benefits. They deserve to be treated fairly when it comes to adoption and immigration. -- John Edwards
Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full. -- Elayne Boosler
Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples? -- Ted Olson
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. -- Lance Bass
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. -- Steven Wright
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. -- Malcolm Lowry
Ozzy wanted to get us back together. It's been 20 years. We did a couple of songs during his farewell in 1992 and that got the ball rolling. -- Geezer Butler
My childhood memories of my grandparents are of a wonderful, complementary couple. While my grandfather had a spirited, humorous personality, my grandmother is gentle and poised. -- Kristina McMorris
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage. -- Adam Davidson
I had a couple friends from all the different cliques in school, but my true friends were my gymnastics teammates. I grew up competing with them for ten years. -- Nicole Anderson
In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically. -- Pete Sampras
It's easy to fall into the trap of believing all the hype that's written about you... Who knows? In a couple of years, you might find me in the loony bin! -- Leonardo DiCaprio
Usually when someone says a thing is too simple, they're saying that certain familiar things aren't there, and they're seeing a couple maybe that are left, which they count as a couple, that's all. -- Donald Judd
I tell young people to prepare themselves as best they can for a world that grows more challenging every day-get the best education they can, and couple that education with real-life experience in social justice work. -- Julian Bond
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. -- Karl Pilkington
Well I'm still working on The Incredibles. So I'm going to take a little time off. I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve. I'm not ready to talk about them yet, but expect the unexpected. -- Brad Bird
What is wrong in getting divorced? If a couple is incompatible and just cannot stay married anymore, should they put on a show of togetherness just for the sake of society, or, for that matter, any extended family? -- Duniya Vijay
It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed. -- Harmon Killebrew
I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit it, you're able to hit it with a couple of short sharp shots... it's a beautiful thing. -- Alexis Arguello
I think I could walk into any music shop anywhere and with a guitar off the rack, a couple of basic pedals and an amp I could sound just like me. There's no devices, customized or otherwise, that give me my sound. -- David Gilmour
I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I'm their godfather, and that's one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them. -- Matthew Perry
Questioning my spiritual life has always been germane to what I was writing. Always. It's because I'm not quite an atheist and it worries me. There's that little bit that holds on: 'Well, I'm almost an atheist. Give me a couple of months.' -- David Bowie
I don't deal with death very well. My brother, John Candy, my dad, my mom, Brandon Tartikoff just a couple of weeks ago. I mean, you lose a lot of people in your life, and that's one thing I am constantly working on - pain management. -- James Belushi
In my life, there have been people that I was convinced would be around forever, and yet, somehow they managed to drift away after a couple of years. Likewise there have been people who have begun as casual acquaintances but become more important with each passing year. -- Alana Stewart
When we talk about the kind of folks whose lives will be made better by raising the minimum wage, we're not talking about a couple teenagers earning extra spending money to supplement their allowance. We're talking about providers and breadwinners. Working Americans with bills to pay and mouths to feed. -- Thomas Perez
I left acting for a couple of years to found my company, Wayfarer, and the first project I did was this documentary series I created called 'My Last Days' to remind us that our time is limited and to inspire us to do more and to be the best selves that we can be. -- Justin Baldoni
Every couple goes through things. -- Heidi Klum
Marriage couple represent one heavenly being. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
You have work at being a couple. -- Vanessa Paradis
My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs. -- Mitt Romney
Each couple is its own vaudeville act. -- Zadie Smith
I've had a couple of pinch-me moments. -- Emily VanCamp
A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. -- Chuck Palahniuk
A couple hundred people around, and I'm shaking. -- Pete Sampras
I've sung background for a couple of bands. -- Randy Jackson
Monogamy, monotony. There's only a couple of letters... -- Richard Linklater
I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays. -- Christopher Meloni
Every good army needs a couple of criminals. -- Dean Lombardi
I did a couple of American Express commercials. -- Jason Dohring
I haven't played defense in a couple years. -- Rajon Rondo
Splendid couple - slept with both of them. -- Maurice Bowra
One fool at least in every married couple. -- Henry Fielding
I've been married a couple of times and survived! -- Pamela Anderson
I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times. -- Kid Cudi
Most people remember me for a couple of tunes. -- Colin Hay
I guess I could have a couple of secrets. -- Alex Mack
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. -- Robert Breault
My mum and my dad are the sweetest couple. -- Rita Ora
Jay Sebring cut my hair a couple of times. -- Truman Capote
I love being one half of a romantic couple. -- Julianna Margulies
There's one fool at least in every married couple. -- Henry Fielding
I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years. -- John Malkovich
I tried self-sacrifice a couple of times in my youth. -- Mason Cooley
Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? -- Terry Pratchett
I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do? -- Kane
For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs. -- Nicholas Sparks
In high school for a couple years we did archery. -- Suzanne Collins
Before trying a novel I wrote a couple of plays. -- James Merrill
So lets knock a couple back and make some noise -- Oscar Wilde
One day I would love to have a couple children. -- Jenna Bush
I still drink a couple of Red Bulls every day. -- Nick Woodman
I've worked with Robert Altman a couple of times too. -- Matthew Modine
To assume that any couple goes without arguing is just nonsense. -- Seal
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. -- Carol Vorderman
I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving. -- Carol Alt
A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds. -- Babe Didrikson Zaharias
Rack your brains, that should only take a couple of seconds. -- J. K. Rowling
Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame! -- Faith McKay
This is a couple that actually loves, respects & appreciates each other. -- Tracee Ellis Ross
The Disney Channel puts out movies, like, every couple of months. -- Sabrina Bryan
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up. -- Les Dawson
The big steel wheels creaked a couple times, then started moving. -- Christopher Paul Curtis
A couple of weeks is a long time in American politics. -- Peter Jennings
A couple of years ago I ran in the LA Marathon. -- Joan Van Ark
I want whoever has the title in a couple of months. -- Carlos Condit
I was a barefoot earth child for a couple of years. -- Isabel Lucas
I will write a couple of books and become a millionaire. -- Steig Larsson
It's hard being part of a married couple in a band. -- Patterson Hood
I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over. -- Jerry Coleman
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes. -- Steven Wright
I cannot sustain hate for longer than a couple of years. -- Mercedes McCambridge
Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another. -- Ruth Graham
For a married couple to expect perfection for each other is unrealistic. -- Billy Graham
There were always a couple of loonies who caused all the trouble. -- Zola Budd
I remember a couple of instrumental albums, just don't ask the names. -- Big Jim Sullivan
I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying. -- Sarah Silverman
In general, the problem in a relationship is when the couple stagnate. -- Simon Baker
I'd been horse-riding a couple of times, but I wasn't that good. -- Craig Horner
I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by. -- Tiger Woods
I remember a couple of instrumental albums, just don't ask the names. -- Big Jim Sullivan
I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes. -- Big Sean
Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. -- Stephen King

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