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If New York is the City That Never Sleeps, then Los Angeles is the City That's Always Passed Out on the Couch. -- Paul Beatty
I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing. -- John Wayne
Couch surfing refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment. -- Patricia Marx
Couch surfing' refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment. -- Patricia Marx
It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried her hardest. Of course, even though she was not religious, it was a comfort to know that the Bible backed her up in being a doormat. -- Fannie Flagg
My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch. -- Cristina Saralegui
For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch! -- Scotty McCreery
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. -- John F. Kennedy
Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people. -- J Allard
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. -- Don Rickles
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time. -- Gisele Bundchen
There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks and Harriets rushing to the therapist's couch. -- Mariella Frostrup
It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble. -- Epicurus
I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.' -- Zayn Malik
The most luxurious thing to me is having an hour of my day, which rarely happens, to listen to my iPod and sit on my couch. That's how I unwind. -- Grant Achatz
I used to sit on the couch, and I could go through a pound of Brie cheese and a movie. I was like, 'That's enough,' because it feels like a bowling ball in your stomach. -- JWoww
If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime. -- Noel Gallagher
Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross. -- Avril Lavigne
I know a lot of people think L.A. and they see a picture in their head, but those people obviously don't know me, because I sit on a couch every day. That's my idea of a good time - just being in a sweat suit. -- Hayley Williams
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When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left. -- Aubrey Plaza
Sin and forgiveness and falling and getting back up and losing the pearl of great price in the couch cushions but then finding it again, and again, and again? Those are the stumbling steps to becoming Real, the only script that's really worth following in this world or the one that's coming. -- Brennan Manning
I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly. -- Eddi Reader
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.' -- George W. Bush
I like my home to be somewhere where my friends can feel like they can put their feet up on the couch and for it to feel like really easy living. I really love to have my friends over, cook dinner for them, catch up, and spend quality time with quality people in my life. -- Stacy Keibler
Our family room, where we live, is about togetherness and ease. Nothing in my house is too formal. There are no coasters on tables; the kids can eat Popsicles on the couch if they want to. I let them ride these little cycles we got for them when they were 3 that have rubber wheels and no pedals. -- Cindy Crawford
When I was in lower school, I graduated from fourth grade, and the principal gave us a summer assignment to take a 30-minute reflection period every day. And, of course, there were no cell phones at the time. She said to just think. And that's lost. It doesn't exist anymore. Just imagine being on a couch and just thinking. -- Ansel Elgort
When I was a kid, we went to St. Augustine, Fla., and I was lying on the couch one night with a Q-tip, cleaning my ear out after I'd taken a shower. I hit my arm on something, jabbed the Q-tip through my ear drum, busted my ear drum and couldn't get back in the water the rest of the time we were there. -- Jason Aldean
That's the great thing about being an actor: Stuff shows up that you never thought was going to go down. You get to play or experience an area of the world that - you know, I live a pretty simple life, I'm not much of an adventurer. I like my couch and my television. So when stuff comes up in the job, it's a good deal. -- Justin Kirk
I don't think I've ever seen him in a movie theater! I've only seen him on TV. Wow, that's so silly of me! We only saw one of his films together, it was with a group of people, and when he kissed Deborah Kerr, I jumped off the couch and I ran up and I slapped the screen. I was so upset that my father was kissing this woman I didn't even know! -- Jennifer Grant
Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave. -- Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
I'm pretty much a couch potato. -- Wentworth Miller
All cats love a cushioned couch. -- Theocritus
Low on his funeral couch he lies! -- Thomas Gray
Love is blind; couch not his eyes. -- George Henry Lewes
[T]he historian lays humanity on the couch. -- Lynn Townsend White, Jr.
Open your mind, get up off the couch, move. -- Anthony Bourdain
Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch. -- John Wayne
Where souls do couch on flowers we'll hand in hand... -- William Shakespeare
Very few people changed the world by sitting on their couch. -- A. J. Jacobs
I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. -- David Sedaris
I don't like a guy who sits on the couch all day. -- Olga Kurylenko
I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch. -- George Watsky
Miss Greene, when I said, "not here" I meant not on the couch. -- Christy Pastore
Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch. -- Jason Bateman
That practis'd falsehood under saintly shew, Deep malice to conceal, couch'd with revenge. -- John Milton
When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad. -- Troy Polamalu
My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books. -- Audrey Niffenegger
I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations. -- H. L. Mencken
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. -- William Arthur Ward
A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence. -- Richard Helms
I am affirming that the casting couch for men exists in the modeling world -- Arjun Rampal
Dance music makes us dance. Let us get off our couch and spin around! -- Yoko Ono
O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion. -- William Congreve
We risk losing what nature is if we couch its value in human terms. -- Dick Black
Art should make you think and feel. It doesn't have to match your couch. -- damali ayo
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'. -- Casey Abrams
We risk losing what nature is if we couch its value in human terms. -- Dick Black
I don't have the time to curl up on my couch with a good book. -- Angie Harmon
I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch. -- Kelly Reichardt
I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch. -- Jennifer Lawrence
Sitting around on the couch eating Pringles all day is not going to help anyone. -- Jennie Garth
I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch. -- Luis Guzman
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries. -- Demetri Martin
What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch. -- Patti Page
There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. -- O. Henry
Sometimes you don't feel the hits from the game until you're at home on the couch. -- Eddie Lacy
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch. -- Olen Steinhauer
In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep. -- Robert Burns
Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk... -- Geoffrey Chaucer
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. -- Dana Gould
My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch. -- Michael Caine
Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch. -- Matt Keough
Traveling is so complicated. There are so many people everywhere. I make my best journeys on my couch. -- Coco Chanel
I did spend much of my 20s sitting on a couch playing video games and ordering disgusting food. -- John Gemberling
I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to. -- Ken Jennings
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. -- Denis Hayes
If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch. -- Marshall McLuhan
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. -- Celia Cruz
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. -- Sarah Silverman
I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch! -- Jennifer Weiner
Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45 -- Pete Wentz
I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato. -- Ana Beatriz Barros
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, -- Jennifer Lawrence
I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes. -- Abbey Lincoln
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. -- Roseanne Barr
The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down. -- William Shakespeare
I can't just sit around and do nothing. Although, I can sit on the couch sometimes and just watch movies. -- Brian Austin Green
I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch... -- David Letterman
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. -- Seth Meyers
If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it. -- Santino Rice
By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV. -- Carre Otis
I am happiest when I'm sitting on my parent's couch with the fire place on and talking to my family. -- Shantel VanSanten
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy. -- Nelly
Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry -- William Shakespeare
Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits. -- Jade Puget
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces. -- Leslie Mann
I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch. -- Truman Capote
When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. -- Jennifer Lawrence
You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me. -- Shirley MacLaine
When you travel so much, the best and most relaxing thing is to just sit on the couch and not move. -- Serena Williams
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis. -- Claudette Colbert
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. -- Tim Heidecker
Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone. -- Emily Giffin
Don't throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen! -- Steve Maraboli
For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed. -- John le Carre
I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto. -- Scott Speedman
The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare trust. -- Joanna Baillie
Success and failure are not true op-posites and they're not even in the same class; they're not even a couch and a chair. -- Lillian Hellman
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. -- Bo Burnham
If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. -- Ted Nugent
My therapist in Paris once told me that being creative is a better form of therapy for me than sitting on his couch. -- Julie Delpy
I had to groan a bit on the couch when my brow was mopped-as it is when you've been shot across the chest. -- Anthony Head
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news. -- Garrison Keillor
Don't wait for a future moment; the time is NOW! The life of your dreams awaits... UN-ASS the couch and go get it! -- Steve Maraboli
When you look at a couch you don't really see the couch. You see the couch as perceived by a state of mind. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom. -- Jen Lancaster
Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is virtues grave. -- Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne

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