George Watsky quotes:

I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.

Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.

There's 7 billion 46 million people on the planet and most of us have the audacity to think we matter.

Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it's a lie but I prefer it to the alternative

There's 7 billion, 46 million people on the planet

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.

My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser

We're every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed. And that's the glue between me and you. That's the screws and nails. We live in a house made of each other and if that sounds strange that's because it is.

I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn't give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I'm talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs

You might think that you're ruined. You might think you're defeated. If you love what you're doing you've already succeeded.