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I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie. -- Elizabeth Meriwether
Cookie for you. Cookie for me. -- J. Lynn
In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs. -- Darynda Jones
Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie. -- John Irving
If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved -- Jerry Seinfeld
The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star. -- Shawn Amos
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! -- Lisi Harrison
My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk. -- Darynda Jones
Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul. -- Darynda Jones
I loved Cookie [Mueller]. She was a much better writer than actress. She shouldn't have stuck with me in the beginning; she should have immediately become a writer. She would have had more of a chance. -- John Waters
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie -- Darynda Jones
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Gert: What... what just happened?Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd! -- Brian K. Vaughan
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons. -- Darynda Jones
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. -- James Broughton
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. -- Alec Baldwin
My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudner
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. -- Sandra Bullock
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. -- Suze Orman
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. -- Maria Shriver
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. -- Hector Elizondo
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. -- Bill Vaughan
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. -- Rachel G. Fox
I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough. -- Jeremy Renner
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. -- Homaro Cantu
I don't think Julia Roberts is as innocent as her image suggests. You have to be a really smart cookie to create an image as clean and pure and on-the-money as hers. -- Sharon Stone
I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it? -- Hoda Kotb
A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything different. HR departments often want cookie cutter employees, which inevitably results in cookie cutter solutions. -- Nolan Bushnell
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience. -- Debbi Fields
If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview. -- Barbara Walters
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy. -- Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. -- Amy Sedaris
I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos don't have. We have them all except the WBA, which is why Haye is such an interesting cookie for me to eat. -- Wladimir Klitschko
In New York, if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at a co-worker's party, women will flock to your side, assuring you of your appealing physique. This is how skittish we are about the dangers of anorexia and the pressures of body image. -- Sloane Crosley
I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go have my favorite meal, 'second breakfast,' or grab coffee with friends, or play basketball. Then, around noon, I begin apologizing via email for the manuscripts I can't get to. -- Jess Walter
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval. -- Paula Deen
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do try to think before I eat. The first cookie? Definitely! But I try to think about if I really want to do the extra sit-ups before I eat the second one. -- Emily Procter
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies. -- Lester Holt
I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were into triathlons or environmentalism were just as crazy as the poets, just as prone to tears over gardening or air conditioners, just as ready to kite a cheque or binge on cookie dough. -- Russell Smith
Voltaire was a smart cookie. -- John Perry
It's just a cookie, sweetheart. -- J. Lynn
I like a gooey cookie. -- Trisha Yearwood
Divorce doesn't fit my cookie-cutter image. -- Lindsey Vonn
When banana's don't work, try a cookie. -- L.M. Fields
Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. -- J. Lynn
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie -- Thomas Muster
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. -- Barbara Johnson
A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands. -- Paula Deen
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. -- Ilona Andrews
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. -- Dave Barry
Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie. -- Keegan Allen
I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter. -- Sandra Bullock
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. -- Salman Rushdie
The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. -- Kim Harrison
So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. -- James Patterson
He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead. -- Confucius
I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake. -- Devon Windsor
If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie. -- Lauren Leto
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude. -- John C. Maxwell
Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie. -- James Patterson
If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough. -- Cooper Edens
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.. -- E.A. Bucchianeri
And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles -- Tupac Shakur
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. -- Bill Cosby
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar -- Allen West
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. -- Gary Gulman
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. -- Mignon McLaughlin
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. -- Thom Yorke
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. -- Neal Boortz
I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble. -- Chris Evert
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life. -- Sandra Bernhard
There were a lot of teen stars that were very cookie-cutter... I'm just being me. -- Justin Bieber
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. -- Daniel Handler
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. -- Dean Koontz
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. -- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup. -- Jarod Kintz
Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general. -- Keri Russell
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. -- Janet Evanovich
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. -- Elvis Costello
You're not standing on your head! Have a cookie. - Grimspite in Jinx on the Divide -- Elizabeth Kay
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. -- Peter De Vries
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. -- Bill Walsh
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. -- Nora Roberts
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You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. -- Merrill Markoe
I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. -- James Beard
I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk. -- Jessica Simpson
Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both. -- Carol Bellamy
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. -- Veronica Roth
I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way. -- Halle Berry
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. -- Robert Orben
To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. -- Lucas Neff
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. -- Ilona Andrews
Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you. -- Jodi Picoult
Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked up. -- Meryl Streep
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal
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I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers. -- Mindy Kaling
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. -- David Levithan
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. -- Jean-Claude Van Damme
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. -- Debbi Fields
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. -- Joanne Fluke
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there. -- John Oliver
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable. -- Mitch Hedberg
Do not turn into just cookie-cutter producer, cookie-cutter this, but a producer that people say wow, when they do something it's great or just unique or whatever. -- Ice Cube
I've never been very cookie cutter. If I choose something different from the status quo, it's my responsibility and my choice to live my life that way. -- Sara Ramirez
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. -- Rick Riordan
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer! -- Meg Cabot
It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night! -- Amber Benson
I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap. -- Randy Couture
The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies. -- Criss Jami
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I don't believe that everybody is out of some kind of cookie cutter, so the thing that protects me is always being level with myself, even to myself. -- Chuck D
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach -- Hilary Weeks
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) -- Ally Carter
Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia...Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.Step Two: put Val on decaf.Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie. -- Brandon Sanderson

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