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Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!! -- Graham Chapman
I was never Vice Chair of the Troops Out Movement. -- Peter Hain
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! -- Warren Ellis
Musical Chairs. Except I thought, when God's providing the music, everyone gets a chair. -- Neta Jackson
In 1959 the University recognized our work by appointing me to a new Chair of Radio Astronomy. -- Martin Ryle
Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair. -- Edward Bond
I was the Chair of the first department of medical physics in a medical school in the U.S. -- John Cameron
Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them. -- Dave Barry
As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you know? -- Bill Burr
Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do. -- Sarah Manguso
I always wished I had a song like that George Strait song, 'The Chair', 'cause it's basically just a guy trying to pick up a girl at a bar. -- Blake Shelton
Fly to the Catholic Church! Adhere to the only faith which continues to exist from the beginning, that faith which was preached by Paul and is upheld by the Chair of Peter. -- Hippolytus of Rome
I'm just really excited to promote the movie [I know The Chair ] and the show in a different way, and not just the typical Hollywood way, which I don't think I'll ever fit into. -- Shane Dawson
I started my career in the private sector and then became U.S. attorney. I think I was a stronger U.S. attorney, and I frankly think I am a stronger Chair of the SEC, because of that experience. -- Mary Jo White
You see, Aslan didn't tell Pole what would happen. He only told her what to do. That fellow will be the death of us once he's up, I shouldn't wonder. But that doesn't let us off following the signs. - The Silver Chair -- C. S. Lewis
I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life. -- Steve Ballmer
People buy a chair, and they don't really care who designed it. -- Arne Jacobsen
A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless. -- May Sarton
If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it. -- Robert De Niro
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. -- Glenn Turner
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? -- Albert Einstein
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -- Stephen King
A true friend encourages us, comforts us, supports us like a big easy chair, offering us a safe refuge from the world. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night. -- Liam Gallagher
As for antichrist occupying the papal chair, it is evident that a pope living contrary to Christ, like any other perverted person, is called, by common consent, antichrist. -- Jan Hus
We're not handling things anymore before they arrive on our doorstep. I like to feel how thin porcelain can be, run my hand over a textile, see if I want to sit in a chair. -- Nate Berkus
There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in. -- Helen Hayes
Comfort rules. You want to be able to sit in a good chair comfortably for a few hours and be able to talk and enjoy a glass of wine. There's nothing worse than sitting in an uncomfortable chair. -- Amanda Pays
I've always remembered something Sanford Meisner, my acting teacher, told us. When you create a character, it's like making a chair, except instead of making someting out of wood, you make it out of yourself. That's the actor's craft - using yourself to create a character. -- Robert Duvall
In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there. -- Stephen Collins
When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you can't just sit back in a rocking chair and be retired at 35. I'm not a good enough golfer to play golf every day. -- Drew Bledsoe
Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed. -- Prince Andrew
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! -- Sean Patrick Thomas
As a composer and as a musician I'm a true believer - and this is not to be overly diplomatic - I'm a believer that there's artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There's art in absolutely everything. -- Darren Criss
A chair's function is not just to provide a place to sit; it is to provide a medium for self-expression. Chairs are about status, for example. Or signalling something about oneself. That's why the words chair, seat and bench have found themselves used to describe high status professions, from academia to Parliament to the law. -- Evan Davis
What a circus act we women perform every day of our lives. Look at us. We run a tightrope daily, balancing a pile of books on the head. Baby-carriage, parasol, kitchen chair, still under control. Steady now! This is not the life of simplicity but the life of multiplicity that the wise men warn us of. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The door might not be opened to a woman again for a long, long time, and I had a kind of duty to other women to walk in and sit down on the chair that was offered, and so establish the right of others long hence and far distant in geography to sit in the high seats. -- Frances Perkins
People speak of the fear of the blank canvas as though it is a temporary hesitation, a trembling moment of self-doubt. For me it was more like being abducted from my bed by a clown, thrust into a circus arena with a wicker chair, and told to tame a pissed-off lion in front of an expectant crowd. -- Hannah Kent
Age does take it out of you, and I haven't the energy I had before. Sometimes I have breakfast and sit in this chair, and I wake up and it is lunchtime. In the past, the idea of sleeping through a morning would have horrified me, but you have to accept the limitations that old age imposes on you. -- Tony Benn
I reached a point towards the end on the old heart where I had trouble getting out of a chair. All I wanted to do was get out of bed in the morning and walk to my office and sit back down in the chair. Now I throw 50 pound bags of horse feed in the back of my pickup truck and I don't even think about it. I'm back doing those things. -- Dick Cheney
writing = ass + chair -- Oliver Stone
Give Dayrolles a chair. -- Lord Chesterfield
Arm chair warriors often fail. -- Don Henley
No one chair should be isolated ... -- Elsie de Wolfe
Who is sitting in that empty chair? -- Eugene Ormandy
The discontented man finds no easy chair. -- Benjamin Franklin
You'll never see Spartacus in a (expletive) chair! -- Kirk Douglas
You sittin' here chained to your rockin' chair. -- Hoagy Carmichael
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. -- William Shakespeare
I can win those four-chair turns all day. -- Usher
Levi was smiling. He kicked her chair again. -- Rainbow Rowell
Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? -- Eoin Colfer
Arsene Wenger is sitting on the hot chair -- Bobby Gould
Started from the chair hop now we here. -- Bill Gates
You can't wield a handbag from an empty chair. -- Michael Heseltine
A tavern chair is the throne of human felicity. -- Samuel Johnson
The thorn in the cushion of the editorial chair. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
I'm a small person put in this big chair. -- Manmohan Singh
Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair. -- Bernard Williams
She longed to throw something at him. A chair. Herself. -- Loretta Chase
Well the most successful of course was this Polypropylene chair. -- Robin Day
No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair. -- George S. Patton
The chair as ideas fits only the bottom as idea. -- Mason Cooley
Every chair should be a throne and hold a king. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair -- Sammy Gravano
Sitting in this chair, my recommendation would carry too much weight. -- Michael Ritchie
An ordinary chair is always more comfortable than the king's chair! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Maybe there's a trapdoor under my chair, and I'll just disappear. -- J. D. Salinger
What is a throne? A chair; ornamented but a poisonous chair! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
Use your past successes as a trampoline, not an easy chair. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one -- Joe Budden
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That would bring tears to the eyes of a rocking chair. -- Bucky Harris
I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl. -- Ray Toro
The good chair is a task one is never completely done with -- Hans Wegner
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. -- Will Rogers
Im sitting in a chair but in the future its a throne. -- Drake
The most important criteria for a DNC chair is going to be vision. -- Keith Ellison
Why bother choosing a certain chair? Because that chair says something about you. -- David Bowie
I am honored to be here as co-chair of President Obama's re-election campaign. -- Eva Longoria
Stop rationalizing, stop stewing. Get up out of your chair and start doing. -- Denis Waitley
They are fighting for the chair while I am fighting for your happiness. -- Narendra Modi
The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair. -- Oliver Stone
I was honored when [Donald Trump] asked me to chair the transition effort. -- Mike Pence
Going to the electric chair will be the supreme thrill of my life. -- Albert Fish
The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair. -- J. Edgar Hoover
Shut up, sit in that chair there and go into a deep trance! -- Milton H. Erickson
I say that home is where there is a chair and a glass. -- Graham Greene
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? -- Steven Wright
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair. -- Brian Clough
Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging. -- Merlin Mann
You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair. -- Robert Orben
I doubted that there were Communists hiding behind every corporation desk and director's chair. -- Gloria Swanson
It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. -- Walter Winchell
A 'school-at-home' approach to homeschooling is just decorating the electric chair in different colors. -- Joseph Chilton Pearce
If a chair or a building is not functional â?¦ it is ridiculous. -- Donald Judd
I am a bit biased. I co-chair the campaign effort of George W. Bush. -- Katherine Harris
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet. -- Bruce Forsyth
I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. -- Grandma Moses
Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair. -- Nenia Campbell
I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old. -- Buddy Lester
Ideas about our own self-worth are no more real than thoughts about an imaginary chair. -- Mark Williams
It's not going to be enough, until I get out of my chair and walk. -- Matt Nagle
President Obama has asked me to chair his new President's Council on Jobs and Competitiveness. -- Jeffrey R. Immelt
Blest that abode, where want and pain repair, And every stranger finds a ready chair. -- Oliver Goldsmith
Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room. -- Alan Garner
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. -- Ruth Reichl
One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. -- George Lopez
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you in motion but gets you nowhere -- Ashwin Sanghi
Honour, the spur that pricks the princely mind, To follow rule and climb the stately chair. -- George Peele
I'm the co-chair of the PTA at my kids' school, Ashmount Primary, in north Islington, London. -- Arabella Weir
There are three traps that strangle philosophy: The church, the marriage bed, and the professor's chair. -- George Santayana
When I read a good book, it's like traveling the world without ever leaving my chair. -- Richard Peck
This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here. -- Terry Pratchett
Tell me what chair you've designed and I'll tell you what sort of architect you are. -- Mario Bellini
A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. -- Hans Wegner
Every new fad or fashion at once has its denouncers from the pulpit, platform, professor's chair. -- Alice Dunbar Nelson
I'm 43. I'm not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet. -- Damien Hirst
For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival Mozart. -- Morton Feldman

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