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Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. -- Bruce Barton
Cereal production in the rain-fed areas still remains relatively unaffected by the impact of the green revolution, but significant change and progress are now becoming evident in several countries -- Norman Borlaug
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. -- Bill Watterson
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. -- Erma Bombeck
Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics. -- Bill James
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes. -- Judy Holliday
The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. -- Adlai E. Stevenson
I married a damned cereal killer -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition! -- David Lee Roth
Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant. -- Alexandra Ripley
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. -- Johnny Thunders
Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. -- Paul Rudnick
Rice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals. -- David F. Houston
Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason. -- Abbi Jacobson
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. -- Amy Poehler
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. -- Joshua Homme
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike. -- Charles M. Schulz
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! -- Roald Dahl
President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? -- Greta Van Susteren
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste. -- John Green
Cereal production in the rain-fed areas still remains relatively unaffected by the impact of the green revolution, but significant change and progress are now becoming evident in several countries. -- Norman Borlaug
Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children? -- Jeff Lindsay
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver. -- Philip Roth
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine, on those instructions for keeping the contents crisp which are printed on the outside of boxes of breakfast cereals. On anything. -- Aldous Huxley
Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal straight out of the box and staring at the TV in a mild coma (which is the opposite of working, yes, but not exactly the same thing as pleasure). -- Elizabeth Gilbert
The breakfast food idea made its appearance in a little third-story room on the corner of 28th Street and Third Avenue, New York City....My cooking facilities were very limited, making it very difficult to prepare cereals. It often occurred to me that it should be possible to purchase cereals at groceries already cooked and ready to eat, and I considered different ways in which this might be done. -- John Harvey Kellogg
Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. -- Josh Homme
I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night. -- Paul Dano
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. -- Peter Dinklage
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Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. -- Craig Brown
If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago. -- Shaun White
But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal cereal. -- Keanu Reeves
I sometimes forget to have breakfast in the morning, but when I actually buy a box of cereal, I will probably eat it not only for breakfast but also as a snack later on. -- Ryan Gosling
I grew up with 'Life' magazine on the coffee table, Life cereal on the breakfast table, and the game of Life on the card table. People were just so happy to be alive, I guess. -- Lorrie Moore
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter. -- Christie Rampone
I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot of fish and vegetables. And throughout the day, I try to stay hydrated. -- Beyonce Knowles
A hunk of beef raised on Scottish moorland has a very different ecological footprint from one created in an intensive feedlot using concentrated cereal feed, and a wild venison or rabbit casserole is arguably greener than a vegetable curry. -- Tristram Stuart
I can't tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal. -- Emeril Lagasse
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame. -- Bo Burnham
I have the same thing every day. I find it comforting. I have a banana, but I can never eat the whole banana. And I'll drink a couple of Actimels. And some kind of cereal with almond milk. And then after that, I have a Coke. -- Brandon Flowers
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots. -- Alan Moore
It means a lot in my business and its a wonderful feeling to be recognized for what you have done over a lifetime, but I didn't go crazy. I still eat my cereal in the morning, have a sandwich in the afternoon, go to bed at night. You know, nothing really different. -- Regis Philbin
I am addicted to cereal. I am one of those people who just loves their cereal morning, noon and night. Kellogg's message is what I tell my kids every single day, which is: You've gotta start off your day right with a good, healthy breakfast to give yourself the potential for greatness. -- Summer Sanders
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars. -- Maureen Dowd
I don't eat sugary cereal. -- Sanjaya Malakar
Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal. -- Patricia Cornwell
Philosophy is talk on a cereal box. -- Edie Brickell
I didn't come out of a cereal box. -- Bob Dylan
For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal. -- Jason Dolley
If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends. -- Danny Brown
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes. -- Matt Groening
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. -- Bill Hader
Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal? -- Mary Norris
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. -- Eliza Dushku
You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? -- James Patterson
I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid. -- Rachel Stevens
I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal! -- Nico Mirallegro
I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal! -- Nico Mirallegro
I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse. -- Carrie Underwood
That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? -- Rick Riordan
Well, I don't really eat cereal that much because on Weight Watchers it's not worth the points. -- Jennifer Hudson
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. -- Alison Goldfrapp
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking. -- Jerry Seinfeld
I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. -- Ruth Reichl
Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. -- Johnny Galecki
Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. -- Johnny Galecki
That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself. -- Nick Hornby
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. -- Robert Pattinson
I was grateful for cereal --- the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle. -- Craig Thompson
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. -- Aziz Ansari
When I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I'm in that mood. -- Courtney Thorne Smith
I'm pretty much all for poetry in public places - poetry on buses, poetry on subways, on billboards, on cereal boxes. -- Billy Collins
As long as weâ??ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book weâ??ll be fine. -- Louis Tomlinson
The profound and primal cause of obesity will one day be recognized to be the use of cereal and starch foods. -- Emmet Densmore
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. -- Joshua Homme
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. -- Douglas Adams
I tend to come home and eat a bowl of cereal. I'm not thinking about baking a pie when I'm off work. -- Keri Russell
I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty Kleenex boxes, and occasionally even a mystical self-help book. -- Jarod Kintz
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. -- Chris Van Allsburg
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time. -- Dov Davidoff
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. -- Robert Orben
Late-night television is like the cereal aisle in the supermarket: too many choices. Also, too many 'different' brands that really aren't different at all. -- Tom Shales
Another two-bowl morning?" - Damien Maslin asking Zoey Redbird if her love of cereal was the reason she was almost late for Vamp Soc class -- P. C. Cast
My mom was [a hippie]. We weren't allowed sugar cereal. We weren't allowed processed foods-except Van de Kamp's fish sticks. We never locked the front door. -- Jessica Biel
I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a little bit more avant-garde, a little bit more out there. -- Johnny Weir
Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that. -- Gena Showalter
I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store. -- Karen Marie Moning
Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback. -- David Henry
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal. -- Natalie Morales
I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning. -- Judy Blume
I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would eat my cereal out of it while I read tomorrow's newspaper. -- Jarod Kintz
My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever. -- Emo Philips
Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers. -- Mark Bittman
One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal? -- Charles M. Schulz
The days of my youth I remember as nearly always in need of explanation, and not as much fun as advertised in the promotions for board games and breakfast cereal. -- Lewis H. Lapham
As a professional athlete, there aren't too many things as gratifying as being on the front of a box. Whether it be a cereal box or a game box. It's very gratifying. -- Jeremy Roenick
Though not a true cereal but a fruit, buckwheat seeds resemble cereal grains and are often used in a similar way to rice, barley, bulgar or quinoa, usually as a side dish. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
More people than ever are spending money to support more artists and musicians and give them more leisure time to build cereal balls...and the art world is eating those balls up! -- Brian Chippendale
Oblivion eyes on a cereal box, the warm blinds of a father lost and last to know lost and last to love last boy lost you can't see even a bubble once it's popped -- Kami Garcia
Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in size and consequence, the less space they take up in our imagination. -- Rose George

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