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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. -- Charles M. Schulz
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. -- John Bolton
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. -- Mitt Romney
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out. -- Laurence Tribe
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' -- Demetri Martin
You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! -- Joe Biden
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that. -- Mia Love
Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker. -- Hal Sparks
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case. -- Ken Salazar
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker -- Darynda Jones
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER -- Darynda Jones
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker -- Darynda Jones
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' -- Tom Brokaw
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. -- Allen West
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker. -- Kevin Sessums
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." -- Jack Handey
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!. -- Jimmy Fallon
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other one that women around the White House have started using - 'I'm hidin' from Biden.' -- Jimmy Fallon
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth' bumper stickers. You do it by articulating a vision for the future and pursuing it with all the ingenuity humanity can muster. -- Alex Steffen
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all. -- Sam Shepard
Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a film genre, a taste in music, a hairstyle, a marketing demographic, a bumper sticker, a political agenda and philosophical viewpoint. Gay is a pre-packaged, superficial persona-a lifestyle. It's a sexual identity that has almost nothing to do with sexuality. -- Jack Donovan
Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined - personally, politically, and professionally. Looking for sex can lead to misfortune, and if you get lucky and find it, it can leave you maimed, infected, or dead. Other than that, it's swell: the great American pastime. ... You probably won't see it on a bumper sticker, but sex kills. -- Edna Buchanan
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.' -- Monica Crowley
I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns. -- Gary Johnson
A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.' It really should say 'Lucky to be an American,' for I doubt very much that the drivers had much say in having been born here, and are not old enough to have participated in the drafting of the Constitution. -- Hooman Majd
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker -- Darynda Jones
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. -- Ayelet Waldman
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~ -- Darynda Jones
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~ -- Darynda Jones
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. -- Damien Fahey
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker -- Darynda Jones
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. -- Jeff Foxworthy
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. -- Jeffrey R. Holland
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have? -- Gregg Rogell
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? -- Natasha Friend
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. -- Tim Dorsey
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean) -- Jeff Mariotte
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that. -- Janice Tanton
Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right. -- Simon Blackburn
The world's bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can't wait to die. -- Ted Dekker
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'. -- George Carlin
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer. -- George Meyer

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