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  • I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself, -- Grace Metalious
  • A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Charles Baudelaire
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. -- Louis Pasteur
  • I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. -- Charles Bronson
  • What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. -- Phyllis Diller
  • A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. -- Clifton Fadiman
  • Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. -- Winston Churchill
  • Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides. -- Gene Tierney
  • Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. -- Joan Collins
  • Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine. -- Andrea Dworkin
  • I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue. -- Sam Neill
  • Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. -- Frank Muir
  • I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent. -- Henry Ward Beecher
  • I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed. -- Billie Joe Armstrong
  • Truth, which is important to a scholar, has to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud. -- Jeane Kirkpatrick
  • Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. -- Paulo Coelho
  • A message in a bottle is one of the most intriguing things that you can find, the circumstance and method of delivery forever hidden but just the message sitting there, enigmatic, to decode. -- Bill Gothard
  • Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable. -- Vance Havner
  • When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle. -- Thelma Ritter
  • I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing? -- Dyan Cannon
  • I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful. -- Paul Gascoigne
  • Our demand for meat, dairy and refined carbohydrates - the world consumes one billion cans or bottles of Coke a day - our demand for these things, not our need, our want - drives us to consume way more calories than are good for us. -- Mark Bittman
  • Bottles of wine aren't like paintings. At some point you have to consume them. The object in life is to die with no bottles of wine in your cellar. To drink your last bottle of wine and go to sleep that night and not wake up. -- Jay McInerney
  • Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears. -- Juliette Gordon Low
  • It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room. -- Danny DeVito
  • My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. -- Big Smo
  • There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles. -- Mark Zupan
  • We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. -- Gloria Estefan
  • I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect. -- Yelawolf
  • If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. -- Dave Mustaine
  • I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them. -- Clement Attlee
  • I've tried every kind of bottled water, but Poland Spring is my go-to. I always have room-temperature bottles of it on side of stage for post-performance. -- French Montana
  • Truth, which is important to a scholar, has got to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud. -- Jeane Kirkpatrick
  • I'll tell you what I love. Sending back bottles of wine that aren't right in restaurants in France! Whoa! I love the French, but I do find their wine snobbery something unbearable. -- Rod Stewart
  • From pink water bottles for breast cancer to dumping a bucket of ice water on your head for neuromuscular conditions, it seems we're bombarded by requests to be 'aware' of one thing or another. -- Stella Young
  • I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? -- Karl Pilkington
  • So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. -- John Steinbeck
  • I used the principles of Kickstarter to make 'She's Gotta Have It.' We filmed that in 1985 to 1986. The final cost was $175,000. I didn't have that money. It was friends, grants, donations. We saved our bottles for the nickel deposit. -- Spike Lee
  • Stories had always been told about male genies coming out of bottles, but they were usually fat, old men. Never had the genie been a gorgeous woman, so that idea really appealed to me, and I created the series based on that premise. -- Sidney Sheldon
  • I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful. -- Paul Gascoigne
  • I am the granddaughter of a Welsh coal miner who was determined that his kids get out of the mines. My dad got his first job when he was six years old, in a little village in Wales called Nantyffyllon, cleaning bottles at the Colliers Arms. -- Ann Romney
  • I'll tell you what me scares me is plastic. Plastic bags and plastic bottles and these things. Why does my water have to be in a bloody plastic bottle? The landfill and the ocean. And I don't know, I'm just terrified with the proliferation of plastic. -- Helen Mirren
  • People don't realize it, but no one lives that rock and roll life 24-7. They think it's hundreds of bottles of champagne flowing and private jets and money. But there's a lot of time when you're traveling - time to think, time to be lonely. Sometimes it gets to you. -- Lenny Kravitz
  • I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and why I drank them when I did and why I picked the grapes and where I opened the oldest procurable bottles, and all that, than I can remember living before I breathed. -- M. F. K. Fisher
  • Everyone should wake up and have a fresh-squeezed orange every day. By having a fresh glass of orange juice with American oranges, you are supporting the local economy, you have all the vitamin C you need in a day, and you support the environment because you don't use any plastic from bottles or bags. -- Jose Andres Puerta
  • One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day. -- Jennifer Aniston
  • Some of the natural world is appealing, some of it is terrifying, and some of it grosses us out. Modern people don't want to be dropped naked into a swamp. We want to tour Yosemite with our water bottles and G.P.S. devices. The natural world is a source of happiness and fulfillment, but only when prescribed in the right doses. -- Paul Bloom
  • The objectification of females is not a good thing! Not every rapper does this, but when the lyrics focus solely on the strip club, 'poppin' bottles' and how many girls they can 'tap,' it distorts what kids are learning. I think if there was more of a female presence in hip hop we could break up the monotony. It's all about balance. -- Queen Latifah
  • We buy a bottle of water in the city, where clean water comes out in its taps. You know, back in 1965, if someone said to the average person, 'You know in thirty years you are going to buy water in plastic bottles and pay more for that water than for gasoline?' Everybody would look at you like you're completely out of your mind. -- Paul Watson
  • Morning breaks. So do bottles and bones. -- Clint Catalyst
  • Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer. -- Mary Roach
  • Love lives in sealed bottles of regret. -- Sean O Faolain
  • Bottlenecks are usually at the tops of bottles. -- Ed Bliss
  • Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles. -- Mason Cooley
  • I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. -- Dean Martin
  • Sweet is old wine in bottles, ale in barrels. -- Lord Byron
  • Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women. -- Ambrose Bierce
  • I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. -- Christina Aguilera
  • Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. -- George Mikes
  • Every dressing room should have a few proper bottles of bubbly. -- Tony Vincent
  • She wanted only tall smooth bottles whose labels spoke of Proof. -- David Foster Wallace
  • For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado. -- Mason Cooley
  • New weapons require new tactics. Never put new wine into old bottles. -- Heinz Guderian
  • Genres are just bottles for the various boats. The boats matter to me. -- Julianna Baggott
  • You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one. -- Len Evans
  • Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. -- Sergei Lukyanenko
  • My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles. -- Mayim Bialik
  • memories are like corks left out of bottles. They swell. They no longer fit. -- Harriet Doerr
  • American love รข?? like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore. -- Alan Moore
  • Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! -- Sara Gruen
  • The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!! -- David Lee Roth
  • I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. -- Marat Safin
  • I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. -- Christina Aguilera
  • He pronounced some of his words as if they were corks being drawn out of bottles. -- Winston Graham
  • You know some people say that you make watches or perfume bottles, it's all different things. -- Marc Newson
  • Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes -- Jeffree Star
  • I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect. -- John Hodgman
  • And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. -- Raymond Chandler
  • I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles. -- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
  • A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber. -- P. G. Wodehouse
  • My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." -- Stewart Francis
  • I drink at least five bottles of water a day and always get eight hours of sleep. -- Rebecca Gayheart
  • & he ill, he real, he might gotta deal He pop bottles & he got the right kinda bill -- Nicki Minaj
  • Our perception could either be our path to nirvana or an invisible cage that bottles us up. -- Pawan Mishra
  • I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. -- Anton Chekhov
  • Broken bottles, broken plates, broken switches, broken gates. Broken dishes, broken parts, streets are filled with broken hearts. -- Bob Dylan
  • My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama -- Vinnie Paz
  • I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is. -- Matt Mullenweg
  • We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled, but as candles to be lit. -- Robert H. Shaffer
  • As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out. -- Alexander Pope
  • Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. -- George Carlin
  • I think that, by comparison with $2,000 bottles of grand cru Burgundies, first-rate barolos, which sell for under $100, are undervalued ten-fold. -- Joe Bastianich
  • Repeat reading for me shares a few things with hot-water bottles and thumbsucking: comfort, familiarity, the recurrence of the expected. -- Margaret Atwood
  • Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles. -- Red Buttons
  • Poems . . . are perfume bottles momentarily unstopped"?what they release is volatile and will vanish, and yet it can be released again, -- Jane Hirshfield
  • Books and bottles breed generosity, and the bibliophile and the oenophile og through life scattering largesse from their libraries and cellars -- Holless Wilbur Allen
  • Ah, books." Ziegler, smiling, came up behind me. "They bob like corks on an ocean. Float between worlds, messages in bottles. -- Robert Charles Wilson
  • They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers. -- Emo Philips
  • I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. -- Ethel Waters
  • I don't like self-righteous people," I say. "What's to like?" says Haymitch, who begins sucking the dregs out of the empty bottles. -- Suzanne Collins
  • I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty Kleenex boxes, and occasionally even a mystical self-help book. -- Jarod Kintz
  • Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen. -- Kate Bernheimer
  • If you get to be a really big headliner, you have to be prepared for people throwing bottles at you in the night. -- Mick Jagger
  • I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I'm Armenian, so I'm oily and always have blotting papers. -- Khloe Kardashian
  • Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles--they're crazy!' and it's funny. -- Lauren Graham
  • Me not showing any emotion is not the best for me. I've tried that. It kind of bottles up, and then at some point explodes. -- Donald Young
  • You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop. -- Gene Simmons
  • I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple -- Steve Jobs
  • I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. -- James Gould Cozzens
  • I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce. -- Lisa Ling
  • Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles. -- Phyllis Diller
  • Quart of whiskey a day for months working hard on a long poem. Wife hiding bottles, myself hiding bottles. Murderous and suicidal. Many hospitalizations, many alibis. -- James Taylor
  • It [discovering Finnish] was like discovering a wine-cellar filled with bottles of amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before. It quite intoxicated me. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
  • A loss of any kind is horrible. Not because it takes away, but because it makes you believe- in newspapers, in tomatoes, in empty whiskey bottles. -- Anosh Irani
  • A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers has an intoxicating savor. -- Hugh Walpole
  • Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky
  • They [letters] are my friends Some people look at bottles of wine, or whatever - girls' bottoms - I get kicks out of looking at type. -- Erik Spiekermann
  • This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. -- P. G. Wodehouse
  • Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in. -- Tupac Shakur
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