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Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it. -- Edward Snowden
I have a beautiful, big bathtub. -- Mark Morris
Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub. -- Robert Hunter
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. -- Grover Norquist
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. -- Art Donovan
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. -- Charles Nelson Reilly
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' -- Sean Paul
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. -- Ethel Waters
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books. -- Penn Jillette
My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub. -- Grover Norquist
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments. -- Carolyn Murphy
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. -- Erma Bombeck
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating. -- Leonard Orr
Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub or a whirlpool. -- Kip Thorne
When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me and my bathtub is what I care about.' -- Julianne Moore
I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma. -- P. C. Cast
I don't even have a small boat. I don't even have a toy boat in my bathtub. I don't have a biplane, I don't have anything. Those things are toys, and I don't need them to be happy. -- Mo Ibrahim
If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big. -- Dick Van Patten
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage. -- Valentino Garavani
My parents took an interest in nothing, at home no books, no records. My mother and my father are the emblem of indifference, dryness and bad taste. My father is also terribly stingy, in life as well as in feelings: I have never seen him filling up the bathtub. -- Vincent Gallo
The question is what will Mitt Romney do as president if his policy is simply to be hands off and let the government be made so small it can be drowned in a bathtub. In the 21st century global economy, no state alone has the ability to compete against China. -- Jennifer Granholm
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. -- Dolly Parton
The very first big photo shoot I ever did was with Bruce Weber. I couldn't believe this guy was taking my picture, so when he told me to get in the bathtub, I just did. It's only now, looking back, that I realise, you don't have to do everything people tell you. -- Matt Damon
You hear about things happening to people - they slip in the bathtub, fall down the stairs, step off the curb in London because they think that the cars come the other way - and they die. You feel you want to die making an effort at something; you don't want to die in some unnecessary way. -- Christopher Walken
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. -- Phil Robertson
Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub. -- Conrad Hilton
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? -- Norton Juster
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. -- Dianne Wiest
If you want to catch fish, don't throw your net into the bathtub. -- Reinhard Bonnke
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. -- Al Yankovic
Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub. -- Jarod Kintz
I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming pool. -- Jarod Kintz
I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. -- Walter Mosley
Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. -- Margaret Atwood
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up. -- Sean Paul
What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. -- Tom Robbins
For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. -- James N. Frey
How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub. -- Rick Riordan
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. -- Jeff Foxworthy
You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub. -- Suzanne Collins
If you could just see your face,? she told me. â??You look like a cat in a bathtub. -- Patricia Briggs
I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view. -- Jarod Kintz
I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly. -- Gina Barreca
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. -- Tom Dreesen
There's a peculiar porcelain bathtub in a field; almost as though it has been placed there for Salvador Dali to come and capture. -- Tom Chesshyre
Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versaces bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those pinch me moments. -- Carolyn Murphy
We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to. -- Grover Norquist
I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man? -- Erica Jong
President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? -- Greta Van Susteren
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. -- Christopher Titus
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find. -- Terry Pratchett
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. -- Grover Norquist
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub. -- Dan Quayle
Writing fiction, especially a long work of fiction, can be a difficult, lonely job; it's like crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a bathtub. There's plenty of opportunity for self-doubt. -- Stephen King
As a bathtub lined with white porcelain, When the hot water gives out or goes tepid, So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion, O my much praised but-not-altogether-satisfactory lady. -- Ezra Pound
There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub. -- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
In the lobby of every business incubator there needs to be a bathtub, to get the ideas flowing. But to make it funktional, it needs to be used as a fish tank. -- Jarod Kintz
I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub. -- Jen Lancaster
If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death. -- Rick Riordan

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