Art Donovan quotes:

I came to my first Colts training camp in July of 1950, and it was murder, absolute murder. We had a coach named Clem Crow who must have been nuts. You got to remember that I'd been a Marine, had gone through basic training and spent 26 months in the Pacific during WWII, but the Marine drill instructors had nothing on Clem.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.

I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football.

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in my contract that said I had to weigh in at 270 every Friday morning. I always made it. I'd have dinner on Monday, and then I wouldn't eat until Friday.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore."

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I wouldn't want to go back over my life. I've done it all. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the Marine Corps. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the war. I wouldn't have missed college. Or playin' for the Colts. I got all the money I need. Five children. I got a truck. I have no regrets whatsoever.

I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.