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Autograph your life with a signature of excellence. -- Mark LaMoure
Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity. -- Laurence Olivier
Out in the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real jobs! Maybe an easy lay! United Nation functionaries and diplomats! -- Kurt Vonnegut
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. Every job is a self portrait of the person who did it ... Autograph your work with excellence. -- Vince Lombardi
I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph. -- Marilyn Manson
Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts. -- Peter Tork
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. -- Kanye West
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. -- Billy Connolly
If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them. -- John Lydon
No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them. -- Jack L. Chalker
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. -- John Lennon
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more! -- Thomas Pynchon
I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph. -- Pedro Martinez
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. -- Marlo Thomas
My father sang well, and he was a handsome man. When he walked down the street, people sometimes mistook him for Cary Grant and asked for his autograph. -- Alan Alda
I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box. -- James Lee Burke
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. -- Chevy Chase
It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much. -- Daniel Radcliffe
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear. -- Prince William
People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph. -- Walt Disney
My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in. -- Robbie Williams
I am a very open, social, friendly person, and when it comes to people approaching me and asking for an autograph, I am totally cool with doing any of that. It's a lot of fun. -- Corbin Bleu
There's nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy and smiling child. I always help in any way I can, even if it's just by signing an autograph. A child's smile is worth more than all the money in the world. -- Lionel Messi
People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that. -- Chuck Palahniuk
It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and talk. When I'm finished I'm not going to be on the front page, but I'm going to be just as happy without the publicity. -- Terry Fox
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield. -- Derek Jeter
If you see a gaggle of teenagers walking towards you, you tend not to make eye contact, because you know they're going to recognise you. You learn to adapt: 99.999 per cent of people aren't looking to be harmful or unpleasant; they just want something, a photograph or an autograph. -- Robert Sheehan
I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job. -- Michael Caine
Being nice to everybody, saying hello to everyone in the room, signing every autograph; it was instilled in me at a very young age that this was what I was suppose to do. But I don't think it helps at all. I see more people who are rude or arrogant being rewarded - but, this way, I can put my head on the pillow at night. -- Brooke Shields
Always give an autograph when somebody asks you. -- Tommy Lasorda
Success is when your signature becomes an autograph. -- Abdul Kalam
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love? -- Henry Theophilus Finck
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! -- Maureen Johnson
The fact that people actually want my autograph is crazy. -- Ryan Lochte
They paint me as a villain, I just autograph the artwork. -- Lil Wayne
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks? -- Ashleigh Brilliant
SUCCESS DEFINITION-- WHEN OUR SIGNATURE CHANGES TO AUTOGRAPH ,this marks the success. -- Abdul Kalam
Prayer is the autograph of the Holy Ghost upon the renewed heart. -- Charles Spurgeon
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. -- Gordon Korman
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. -- Mark Twain
I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time. -- Kristanna Loken
I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too! -- Vanessa Hudgens
I never refused autograph seekers, unless they were old enough to look like collection agents. -- Joe Pepitone
I've never turned down an autograph request. I've never not taken a picture with someone. -- George Hamilton
I had my autograph down by the age of 13. I used to sign it everywhere. -- Sophie Ellis Bextor
I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph. -- David Hasselhoff
The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'. -- Matthew McConaughey
If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now. -- Jasper Fforde
I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature -- George Harrison
I have never in my whole life asked for an autograph. It seems a little ... unnecessary. -- Jack White
When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring. -- Johnny Weissmuller
I will never reject an autograph, hug or photo. I was also a fan of football. -- Cristiano Ronaldo
When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me. -- Shah Rukh Khan
Concerts every night, autograph signings, endorsements, and so on. That's not what real life is about. -- Vanilla Ice
When we were at the Apollo, Holiday was a block away. I asked her for her autograph. -- Ella Fitzgerald
If there was somebody I wanted to meet, I'd like to be able to get their autograph. -- Katie Price
Don't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting. -- George Bernard Shaw
It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it. -- Mena Suvari
I saw the lightnings gleaming rod. Reach forth and write upon the sky The awful autograph of God. -- Joaquin Miller
You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph. -- Lena Horne
The first time an autograph hunter told me, 'You are my mother's favorite actress,' I aged twenty years. -- Ingrid Bergman
The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph. -- Kanye West
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. -- Thom Yorke
I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once! -- Carrie Underwood
Very little about being a writer is signing an autograph. It's sitting in a room and writing. Getting it out. -- Robin Hobb
A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph. -- Dennis Rodman
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. -- Michael Buckley
I'm amazed that years after I stopped playing tennis, people still recognize me in restaurants and ask for my autograph. -- Bjorn Borg
People say that [i'm a celebrity], but I've only had to sign autographs for "civ-libs" types. And I autograph court orders. -- Edward Snowden
I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips. -- David Hemmings
Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that. -- Matt Czuchry
When I'm at home, I want to be a normal person. I don't want to hear, 'Can I have your autograph?' -- Jackie Evancho
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen. -- Mario Andretti
I don't like asking for an autograph, but I would like to take a picture with Jessica Simpson because I love her style! -- Ashley Tisdale
The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that. -- Katie Price
When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I've ever asked for an autograph. -- Ferran Adria
[Brian Hyland autograph] was what got me started on going to concerts, because from then on, I was at every concert for everybody. -- Cassandra Peterson
Every day someone notices me and waves to me, or stops and speaks to me, or asks me for an autograph, or photographs me. -- Quentin Crisp
When I'm on the road with concerts, people ask me to autograph my CDs, but more and more they come up with the cookbooks. -- Mandy Patinkin
I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's. -- Henry Cho
You don't have to do the picture, you have to do the autograph, but it's important to take that moment to make a human connection. -- Cindy Crawford
My fame? Truly I don't consider myself famous...long way to go yet. But if anyone does ask for an autograph it's a wonderful feeling... -- Henry Cavill
American fans want to meet you, and they wait for that autograph by the stage door. In the UK, it doesn't really happen that much. -- Jessie Ware
I get letters. I get several a week, I think. A lot of people want a picture, a lot of people just want an autograph. -- Elmore Leonard
'Twilight' has been a great opportunity, and it's been great fun. Hey, if I'm 50, and someone still wants an autograph for 'Twilight,' OK, cool. -- Christian Serratos
Every time I get an autograph, I feel like I'm taking home a little piece of that star. What drives me is the intrinsic value. -- Joshua Morrow
I can't understand guys who just have to have your autograph. What do you do when you get home, take it out & look at it? -- Artie Shaw
You are my superstar. I'm your number one fan, give me your autograph, sign it right here on my heart. Girl, I'll be your groupie, baby. -- Usher
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple
Once asked if he felt wearied by the constant onslaught of autograph seekers, actor Gregory Peck replied that he would be more worried when they stopped asking. -- Christopher Lee
My first record had just broken, and these guys wanted my autograph. I thought, Oh, god, they recognize me. Turns out they thought I was Heidi Fleiss. -- Sheryl Crow
I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid. -- Jim Thome
The world, in its sheer exuberance of kindness, will try to bury the poet with warm and lovely human trivialities. It will even ask him to autograph books. -- Christopher Morley
People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. -- Mitch Hedberg
I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero. -- Crystal Woods
Pretty good, you know its nice when you get people coming up to you saying Can I have a photo or an autograph; its a compliment, I think. -- Luke Pasqualino
Pretty good, you know it's nice when you get people coming up to you saying 'Can I have a photo or an autograph'; it's a compliment, I think. -- Luke Pasqualino
When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I asked for his autograph he said, 'no.' -- Ryan Lochte
I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one will ask you. -- Brett Kenny
I funded this guy [Ted Cruz]. I gave him a check.You know why? I didn`t want to, but he sent me his book with his autograph. -- Donald Trump
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why. -- Paul Gascoigne
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society. -- Thom Yorke
People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job. -- Lily Allen
It is natural for me to ignore autograph seekers, but God wants me to share my testimony card with them and be loving. That power and initiative comes from him. -- Ben Zobrist
Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm. -- Al Yankovic
Some people come up and ask for an autograph and don't even look at me. They're like, 'Here, do it.' That don't bother me, but it doesn't open my heart. -- Erykah Badu
If I had never won a single medal, I'd still be skating in a rink somewhere. There wouldn't be an audience or camera flashes or autograph seekers, but I'd still be skating. -- Brian Boitano
I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag. -- Maria Sharapova
You do it a day at a time. You just put your rejection slips in a shoebox and tell yourself one day you're going to autograph them and sell them at auction. -- James Lee Burke
It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on. -- Christopher Meloni
I'll be out with my friends and be recognized, and little girls will ask me for my autograph. It is so much fun living out your dream. It, like, totally reflects me 100%. -- Miley Cyrus
If I'm doing a play, 30 to 40 percent of the people that come to the stage door have pictures of 'Alien' for me to autograph. And usually, the photos are pretty gory ones. -- John Hurt
If there are people who like the work you've done, because of that, they like you and want your autograph and to take a photo, that's really gratifying. You have to be appreciative. -- Stan Lee
Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. 'Beat it, ' I said, 'go sit on a tack!' 'We made you, ' they said. 'Like hell you did, ' I told them. -- Katharine Hepburn
Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing. -- Nikki Sixx
Astronauts are the only kind of celebrity I know who can have a line of people waiting for their autograph, even if the line of people does not know in advance the astronaut's name. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated. -- Louie Anderson
I enjoy doing autograph sessions because I'm a people-watcher. I'm the guy in the airport who likes to just sit and watch people go by. So I enjoy just meeting people and hearing their stories. -- Joey Logano

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