Top Hat Quotes in Van Helsing (2004)

Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.

Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.

Villager: He killed a vampire!

Carl: Isn't that a good thing?

Top Hat: The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!

Van Helsing: [looking around for the werewolf] It's a little late for digging graves, isn't it?

Top Hat: It's never too late to dig graves. You never know when you'll need a fresh one...

[when Van Helsing turns around, he suddenly swings his shovel at Van Helsing's head. Van Helsing catches the handle and points his gun in Top Hat's face]

Top Hat: Oh, sorry! It's just... my nature.

Anna Valerious: Show me your faces!

Van Helsing: Why?

Anna Valerious: Because we don't trust strangers.

Top Hat: Strangers don't last long here.

Top Hat: [Standing in an upright coffin] Nice night.

[Van Helsing turns and aims his gun at Top Hat]

Top Hat: This is a bit tight for me. But for you? It is a perfect fit.

[Walks away]

Top Hat: I see the werewolf hasn't killed you yet.

Van Helsing: [Follows Top Hat] Don't worry, he's getting to it. Why are you here? Aren't you afraid?

Top Hat: Oh, I am no threat to him. I'm just the one who cleans up after him.

[starts digging in the graveyard]

Top Hat: Never seen a cock block like that in my life.

Super Bitch Drag Queen: You've never seen a cock, period.

Top Hat: [addressing to the Devil cutting across in front of them] Gorgeous, you are a walking hard-on.

Super Bitch Drag Queen: My virgin ears.

Top Hat: Please, girl, your ears are all the virgin you got left.