Barmaid Quotes in Van Helsing (2004)


Barmaid Quotes:

  • Carl: [after saving the woman from the vampire children] They've all died.

    Barmaid: Oh, thank you! You saved me.

    [kisses him on the cheek]

    Barmaid: How can I repay you?

    [Carl leans in and whispers something in her ear]

    Barmaid: But you can't do that! You are a monk!

    Carl: Actually, I'm a just a friar.

  • [Sorsha takes off her helmet, revealing her face and long hair, after Madmartigan has pushed her away from him when she tries to look under his robe for Elora Danan]

    Madmartigan: [still disguised as 'Hilda' and speaking in a falsetto] You're... beautiful.

    Sorsha: And you're very strong.

    Madmartigan: Thank you...

    Sorsha: You're no woman!

    [she rips off Madmartigan's disguise]

    Barmaid: Now, honey...

    Llug: Not a woman?

    Barmaid: Easy!

    Madmartigan: Gentlemen...

    Llug: *Not a woman?*

    Madmartigan: Llug.

    [he ducks just as Llug's punch knocks into the soldier holding him]

  • Aramis: Only the wrong words are waste of time. the right words can make a more lasting impression than a thousand of Porthos's kisses.

    Barmaid: Not likely.

  • Barmaid: So... what do you do?

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: What do I do?

    Barmaid: Mm-hmm.

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet.

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: [laughs]

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: So, of course, no one believes me. I'm a... I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me "Spooky." Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now he chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it's gonna be the shit storm of all time.

    Barmaid: Well... I would say that about does it, Spooky.

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: Does what?

    Barmaid: Well, looks like 86 is your lucky number.

    Special Agent Fox Mulder: You know, one is the loneliest number.

  • Barmaid: I'd say this about exceeds your minimum daily requirement.

    [Mulder knocks over his glass]

    Barmaid: Whoa. You got to train for that kind of heavy lifting.

  • Sinister Man: Bow thy knees if you wish to even speak in my presence.

    Barmaid: Oh, piss off!

  • Barmaid: You're looking for the sheriff.

    Daniels: Yes ma'am

    Barmaid: But you don't know the sheriff.

    Daniels: No ma'am.

    Barmaid: If you don't know the sheriff, then why are you looking for him?

    Daniels: I come to kill him ma'am.

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