Verona Quotes in Van Helsing (2004)

Count Vladislaus Dracula: There, there, my lovelies. Do not worry, I shall find another bride.

[Dracula's brides are appalled]

Verona: What?

Verona: Have you no heart?

Count Vladislaus Dracula: No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever.

Aleera: Oh, my lord...

Verona: It is not so bad.

[Dracula's mood changes on a dime, and he begins to laugh]

Count Vladislaus Dracula: I'm at war with the world! And every living soul in it! But soon... the final battle will begin.

Aleera: Do we mean so little to you?

[said before Verona asks if Dracula has no heart]

Verona: Marishka! Kill the stranger!

Marishka: Love to!

Marishka: Why can't we just let the Werewolf kill her?

Verona: Never trust a man to do a woman's job.

Verona: Feed, my darlings! Feed!

Verona: Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him!

Verona: Hello, Anna, my dear.

Verona: I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!

Verona: [Realizing the carriage is a decoy containing a crate of stakes and explosives] Stakes!

[tries to fly away but does not get very far before the carriage hits the ground and explodes. The explosion sends the stakes flying in all directions and some of them impale Verona]

Verona: No!

[falls into the flames below]

Verona: What's up, corpse?

Chev Chelios: Bonjour, douchebag. I thought you might be interested in a little deal.

Verona: Are you a dealer? Is that what you are now?

Chev Chelios: Don't worry about what I am. Listen, I want the antidote.

Verona: Oh... Oh, the antidote?

Chev Chelios: That's right, the antidote.

Verona: What are you prepared to give me, asshole?

Chev Chelios: How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?

Verona: Hmm.

Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.

Verona: All right.

Chev Chelios: Oh, you like that deal don't you?

Verona: Yeah, whatever.

Chev Chelios: Well. I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes. You know the spot?

Verona: Yeah I know it.

Chev Chelios: Well don't be late or I'll trade this thing in to some whore for a fuckin' hand-job.

Verona: Look, I said I'll fuckin' be...

[throwing punches everywhere and yelling]

Verona: I'll fuckin' be there!

Chev Chelios: See you later sunshine.

Chev Chelios: [aims his finger like a gun at Carlito's head] Not so fast, motherfucker.

Verona: [laughs] He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo.

[moves his finger at Verona]

Verona: Yeah, whatever, psycho.

Carlito: I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.

Chev Chelios: Boosh.

[shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]

Verona: Our Father, who art in heaven...

Carlito: Shut up, Verona!

Don Kim: [from behind Chev] So this is how it is?

Carlito: It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!

Chev Chelios: Presto.

Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then...

[interrupted]

Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!

Verona: Chelios! How we doing, baby? And you never call me no more.

[after a very short pause]

Verona: Come on, what is that? Where's the love?