Villager Quotes in Van Helsing (2004)

Villager: He killed a vampire!

Carl: Isn't that a good thing?

Top Hat: The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!

Chris: You heard of anything?

Vin: Just shooing some flies away from a Mexican village, but I can't find out what it pays.

Chris: Twenty dollars.

Vin: A week?

Vin: Six weeks.

Vin: Oh, that's ridiculous. Have you heard of anything?

Chris: Yeah. Shooing away some flies from a Mexican village. Theirs.

Vin: That wouldn't even pay for my bullets.

Villager: We understand. You could make much more in a grocery store. And it would be good, steady work.

Chris: [Sarcastically] Yeah.

Vin: How many you got?

Chris: [Puts up one finger. Vin reluctantly puts up two]

[Referring to Britt]

Villager: If he's the best with the gun and the knife, with whom does he compete?

Chris: Himself.

Banker: [taking over as the new sheriff] Well, I'm the new law around here...

Villager: [yells from crowd] Think you can handle things?

Banker: You wanna try me?

[he turns around to enter the sheriff's office, but struggles to get the door open]

[Kumayama, a shady businessman, announces he has just purchased a giant monster egg that washed ashore in Japan from the fishermen who hauled it in]

Villager: It was taken from our fishing waters, so it belongs to us.

Kumayama: Here is the receipt.

Reporter Jiro Nakamura: How much did you sell it for?

Villager: 1,224,560 yen.

Reporter Jiro Nakamura: That's an odd number.

Kumayama: Don't you know it's a fair price? Wholesale chicken eggs cost eight yen apiece. I figured this giant egg would be equal to 153,820 eggs. Multiply them by eight yen.

Robin Hood: Are you with me? Yea or Nay?

Villager: Well which one means yes?

Robin Hood: Yea.

Paul Revere: [riding through a town at night] Turn out! Turn out your militia!

Villager: [opens window] What's all the noise down there?

Paul Revere: The Redcoats are coming!

Teacher Kim: [in English] How are you?

Smith: What?

Teacher Kim: How are you?

Smith: How do you think I am, huh? I mean, how do you think I am? Look at me, huh? I mean, look at me! I'm tied up with sticks here. You know, I feel like shit! Like shit!

Village Chief: [in Korean] Not going well?

Teacher Kim: It's strange. You can see, like it says here, sir.

Village Chief: I can't read that.

Teacher Kim: Yes, sir. Well, if I say

[in English]

Teacher Kim: 'How are you?', he should say

[in English]

Teacher Kim: 'Fine, and you?'. That's the right American answer, so then I can say,

[in English]

Teacher Kim: 'I'm fine'. Only then is this a completed thing. But he's a bit...

Villager: Why isn't he doing as he should? Is he picking a fight?

Villager: [the two women watch as Jack climbs the beanstalk, then the villager turns to the tearful mother] "Don't worry, Mrs Strong. He won't be back."

Villager: He isn't human. Frankenstein made him out of dead bodies.

Villager: An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.

Tevye: Very good. That way the whole world will be blind and toothless.

[first lines]

Villager: There's a curse upon this village, the curse of Frankenstein.

Crowd: Aye.

Older Villager: Aye, it is true. The whole countryside shuns the village. Our fields are barren, the inn is empty.

Village Mother of Hungry Children: My little ones cry in their sleep. They are hungry. There is no bread.

Older Villager: It's the curse, the curse of Frankenstein.

Mayor: This is nonsense, folks. You talk as though these were the Dark Ages. You know as well as I do that the monster died in the sulfur pit under Frankenstein's tower. And that Ygor, his familiar, was riddled with bullets from the gun of Baron Frankenstein himself.

Older Villager: But Ygor does not die that easily. They hanged him and broke his neck, but he lives.

Villager: Haven't I seen him, sitting beside the hardened sulphur pit, playing his weird horn as if to lure the monster back from death to do his evil bidden?

Mayor: You talk like frightened children.

Villager: Well, if something isn't done, there'll be a new mayor after the fall election.

Crowd: Aye.

Mayor: Well, what do you want me to do?

Villager: Destroy the castle! Wipe the last traces of these accursed Frankensteins from our land.

Councillor: The people are right, Your Honor.

Councillor: I agree, Your Honor.

Mayor: I don't believe that these dead wretches can affect the prosperity of this village. But do as you will with the castle. It's yours.

Villager: We'll blow it up!

Villager: Reverend,can I ask you? How many clocks do you think there must be in a village?

Priest: I am not sure... I am not an astronomer, you know.

Villager: But if there are two evenings in one day,it may become very annoying.

Village woman: It's not necessarily bad.

Villager: For me... for me,it's very annoying

Key maker: We've come for your clock!

Sue Tokito: Why?

Key maker: It's really confusing to have two clocks in the village.

Villager: That's just how it is!

Key maker: This clock breaks the rules!

Villager: We can't tell the real time because of it!

Villager: I was walkin' home to me lunch, sir, when, all of a sudden, something takes hold of me hat and throws it in the pond.

Insp. Bird: How many drinks did you have on your way home?

Villager: Only a couple, sir. That's all.

Insp. Bird: A couple of drinks and a gust of wind. So much for you!

Villager: Who'd have use for a dead man's hand, Mister Mickey, sir?

Mickey: Witches, my boy. There's evil around.

Chief: [pointing at newly hung telegraph wire] On this wire flows the words of the Americans, like fallen leaves on a river, all the way to Manila. And soon the wires will spread to ever corner of the island.

Villager: And what can they have to say?

Villager: [to Moana; about HeiHei, who is pecking at a huge rock in front of him. Pua is watching Heihei, looking concerned] I am curious about that chicken eating the rock. He basically lacks an intelligence required for pretty much... everything. So can we just...

[blinks coyly]

Villager: ...Cook him?

Moana: Well, some of our strengths lie beneath the surface, while others...

[Moana sees that Heihei has swallowed the stone, which is causing a bulge in his neck]

Moana: ...far beneath...

[hopefully]

Moana: But, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to HeiHei than meets the eye.

[HeiHei squawks; he regurgitates the rock which plops right infront of him. HeiHei pauses, and then proceeds to pecking the rock, which he was doing earlier. Pua looks away, obviously disturbed]