Mr. Hyde Quotes in Van Helsing (2004)

Van Helsing: Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half.

Mr. Hyde: [laughing] I'll bet they bloody would.

Van Helsing: Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?

Mr. Hyde: [pretends to think] Hmm, do let's.

[attacks him]

Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.

Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.

Van Helsing: Dr. Jekyll, you're wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...

Mr. Hyde: It's Mr. Hyde, now!

Van Helsing: for the murder of twelve men, six women, four...

Mr. Hyde: [laughing] Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry!

Van Helsing: I missed you in London.

Mr. Hyde: No, you bloody did not!

[shows Van Helsing a bullet wound]

Mr. Hyde: You got me good.

Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.

Mr. Hyde: [landing on the ceiling next to a knocked out Van Helsing] Aaaah! Paris...

[walks to Van Helsing who is lying on the floor and picks him up with a chuckle. Then he walks to the border of Notre Dame's ceiling]

Mr. Hyde: [laughing] I... I think you will find the view over here to be rather spectacular.

Captain Nemo: [Seeing the Dante-Beast] What is that thing?

Mr. Hyde: It's me on a bad day.

Captain Nemo: We have trouble.

Mr. Hyde: Trouble? I call it sport.

Mr. Hyde: Don't be afraid.

Tom Sawyer: Who says I'm afraid?

Mr. Hyde: YOU DO!

[In an eyeblink he rips a chain from the wall and sends it flying over Sawyer's head]

Mr. Hyde: YOU STINK OF FEAR!

[Deflecting an enemy's bullets]

Mr. Hyde: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

Mr. Hyde: Home... home is where the heart is, that's what they say. And I have been missing London so. Its sorrow is as sweet to me as a rare wine.

[he eyes Mina Harker]

Mr. Hyde: I am yours.

Dorian Gray: [after watching Hyde's attack] Quite the parlor trick.

Mr. Hyde: Wait 'til you see my next one.

[Hyde transforms suddenly into small and meek Henry Jekyll]

Dr. Henry Jekyll: Dr.Jekyll... at your service.

Fantasy: Dr. Jekyll? Dr. J?

Mr. Hyde: My name... is MR HYDE!

Mr. Hyde: [approaching with his foot stuck in a pumpkin] I tromped through the pumpkin patch.

Jack Skellington: We pick up an oversized sock, and hang it like this on the wall...

Mr. Hyde: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?

Smaller Mr. Hyde: Let me see, let me look.

Smallest Mr. Hyde: Is it rotted and covered with gook?

Mr. Hyde: Hyde. Hyde.

Felix Flanken: Hide? You want me to hide? Well if you want to play games, you must be feeling better. Certainly don't look it. Okay, I'll hide and you try and find me.

Mr. Hyde: [as Hyde] I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it?

Nurse with Telegram: I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring.

Mr. Hyde: Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!

Customs Man at Heathrow: Anything to declare, sir?

Mr. Hyde: Man has not evolved an inch from the primordial slime that spawned him.

Customs Man at Heathrow: Very good, sir.

Woman in Jaguar: [after Hyde jumps into her car; pushes her to the passenger seat, and prepares to drive away] Rape! RAPE!

Mr. Hyde: Later, if I have time.

Mr. Hyde: Perhaps you prefer a gentleman. One of those fine-mannered and honorable gentlemen. Those panting hypocrites who like your legs but talk about your garters.

Mr. Hyde: If you do one thing I don't approve of while I'm gone, the LEAST little thing, mind you... I'll show you what horror means!

Mr. Hyde: [after strangling Ivy] Isn't Hyde a lover after your own heart?

Mr. Hyde: Think before you decide, I tell you! Do you want to be left as you are, or do you want your eyes and your soul to be blasted by a sight that would stagger the devil himself?

Mr. Hyde: What we need is something big. Something novel. Almost like... an accident.