Tipa Quotes in Rio (2011)

Marcel: Do you think I am an idiot?

Tipa: Uh...

Marcel: There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?

Tipa: They outsmarted us, boss! But... but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan.

Marcel: Oh, great! What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling 'here birdy-birdy, here birdy!'?

Tipa: Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.

Marcel: [a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys. What did I tell you about this one?

Tipa: That you were going to pay him half as much as you said?

[Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up]

Marcel: No! You idiot! That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Smart, resourceful. Here you go, kid.

[he hands the boy some money]

Fernando: Hey! This is only half of what you promised me!

Marcel: Ah, shut up, kid!

[takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead]

Marcel: What the...?

[he picks up Jewel]

Marcel: I thought I told you I needed these birds alive! Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?

[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away]

Fernando: So, what's going to happen to them?

Marcel: Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.

Fernando: But I don't have a mama.

Marcel: Father?

Armando: Brother?

Tipa: Goldfish?

[Fernando shakes his head]

Tipa: Aw, can we keep him, boss?

Marcel: No!

[he shuts the door in Fernando's face]

Tipa: [hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door] So, Marcel, what's really gonna happen to those birds?

Marcel: Ah! Stuffed, eaten! Who cares! All I know is we're going to be rich!

Marcel: Nigel?

[Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]

Marcel: This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.

Tipa: Yeah, well if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?

Marcel: I am putting him in charge.

Armando: [to Tipa] Stop suggesting things!

Marcel: Go find them, Nigel.

[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]