Nico Quotes in Rio (2011)

Rafael: [as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel] There he goes! That's my boy!

[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]

Blu: Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look?

[he holds up his wing]

Jewel: Oh. Wow.

Nico: [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself] Yeah! That's your boy, alright.

Rafael: Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.

Pedro: Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out!

[he starts dancing and rapping]

Pedro: Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!

Rafael: Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?

Nico: Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.

Nico: [singing] Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking , wasn't searching for an answer/ In the moonlight/ When I saw your face/ Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams/ Through the palm trees/ Swaying in the breeze/ I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before/ And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do/ Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason/ When the stars shine/ Just to fall in love/ Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time/ In the sunshine/ Flying in the sky/ I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before And so I'm giving more to you/ Than I thought I could do/ Oh Yeah... / Now I know love is real/ So it's sky high, as the angels try/ Letting you and I/ Fly love

Pedro: [as they watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro! I ain't havin' it! It's on!

[he starts punching the air]

Nico: What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?

Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on next time.

[they turn and fly away]

Nico: Ralfieeee!

Pedro: Blu! Help!

Nico: Help!

Nico: [crooning] Party in the Ipanema baby!

Blu: Oh Man, we threw down!

Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!

Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!

Nico: Thunder and lightning!

Pedro: Hip and hop!

Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!

[Everybody stares]

Blu: It's a Minnesota thing...

Blu: [Nico and Pedro approach Blu] I... am... not... from... here.

Pedro: Hey, Nico, he's a tourist!

Nico: Funny, you don't look like one.

Blu: Really? I... I don't?

Pedro: Except you got pigeon doodle on your nose.

[Blu wipes the sun cream from his beak]

Blu: Oh no no, this is just SPF three thousand.

Nico: Hey, Ralfie! If it isn't the king of carnival!

Rafael: Nico! Pedro! What up, family?

Pedro: Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?

Nico: Man, I thought you were dead!

Pedro: Hold up! Rewind!

[going towards Blu]

Pedro: Ain't that the bird from the cage?

Nico: I think our love lessons went down smooth.

Pedro: You work fast!

Nico: Baby got big!

Pedro: You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you!

Blu: Oh, no, no! It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.

Nico: Hey, I'm not judging you.

Nico: [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] Take that, you funky monkey!

Blu: [as they've gotten away from the monkeys] Man, we threw down!

Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!

Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!

Nico: Thunder and lightnin'!

Pedro: Hip 'n' hop!

Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!

[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]

Blu: It's a Minnesota thing.

[they all laugh]

Rafael: You see? Nothing you say makes any sense!

Jewel: [as she's happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly] Hey, where you going?

[Blu ignores her and keeps on walking]

Jewel: Blu? Blu, what's wrong?

Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.

Jewel: I...

[Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]

Nico: Hey, birds! Stop yappin' and start flappin'! Let's go!

Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...

Blu: What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota?

[Jewel just looks at him]

Blu: Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.

Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.

Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.

Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.

Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward!

Rafael: [as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue] Okay! Okay! You know what? This is good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.

Blu: You want honesty? Fine. Fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. And... and... and you know what? I hate Samba!

Pedro: [Rafael, Nico and Pedro gasp with shock and Nico bursts into tears] Hey! That's a little too far!

Nico: [to Pedro] Make the mean bird take it back!

Blu: Yeah! I said it! Every song sounds exactly the same.

[he mimics the samba music and dance]

Blu: Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Urrgh! I'm tico-taco outta here.

Jewel: Fine! See you around, pet!

[Jewel flies away and Blu walks away]

Rafael: No, no, ,no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together! You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure they both die in the end, but you get my point!

[Nico and Pedro towards Rafael]

Rafael: Ah, young love! Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her.

Nico: So, are you here for carnival?

Blu: Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet uh... a girl.

Nico: Aahhh, a girl.

Blu: Yes.

Nico: Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.

Blu: Oh, right.

Pedro: Yeah! It's all about swagger. You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk!

[he squawks like a hawk]

Nico: But first, we gotta bust you out!

Blu: What?

Pedro: Yeah! I'mma pop that cage open like a soda can!

Blu: No!

[Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]

Blu: No, no, that's okay.

[Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]

Nico: You call that poppin'?

Pedro: Wooh! This thing's robust!

Blu: No, no, no, guys, really. I'm fine. The cage is great. Love the cage.

Nico: Oh, well. Suit yourself.

Pedro: Hey, don't forget. Love hawk!

[he squawks and flies away with Nico]

Luiz: So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild!

Blu: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?

Luiz: Real wild.

Nico: There's snakes that swallow you whole.

Pedro: Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.

Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.

Rafael: You guys are late.

Pedro: Clock late.

Nico: But musician early.

Nico: [from the trailer] Now... THAT'S A DUET!

Nico: What are you, nuts?

Shad: Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish.

Nico: We dunno shit about anal.

Bonnie: I was sure you lead an alternative lifestyle, the first time you did Madonna. I mean cripe! How many three year olds can say they performed her entire Blonde Ambition concert! Oh! Strike a Pose! Remember?

[Home video footage of 3 year old Nico dressed as Madonna]

Bonnie: I'd admit though, I did start to suspect a lot earlier. See how you already had that little swish in your step?

[Home video of toddler Nico wearing heels]

Bonnie: Oh yeah. You were always mommy's special boy. There you are at your first rock concert. Carol Channing was on FIRE that night. And that's the time you dressed up like Karen Black in Airport 75 when we flew to Florida! THERE'S NOBODY FLYING THE PLANE!

Nico: OK! OK! I get it!

Richard Hatch: [about to sign Nico's copy of his book] Who should I make this out to?

Nico: [flirting] Mr... Ben Dover.

Richard Hatch: [interested] Oh you beast.

Andy Wilson: Isn't anyone bottom curious?

Bonnie: What are you curious about, Andy?

Andy Wilson: Uh, we were just talking about, um, it's, uh... where do you get your hair done? Because my mom's looking for a new place.

Bonnie: Oh, thanks! I highly recommend Wal-Mart's beauty salon. Be sure to ask for Mr. Lans. He is a genius with a curling iron... and such a flirt!

Nico: See? She just doesn't *get* it.

Bonnie: You didn't come home last night. What's going on?

Nico: Mom, I think... I like guys.

Bonnie: ...DUH!

Andy Wilson: [answering the phone] Rainbow Video.

Nico: [on the toilet, sweating] I'm about to explode!

Andy Wilson: Did you take the enema?

Nico: Yeah... three of them.

Andy Wilson: [laughing] Oh my god!

Nico: Muffler. She does half the cheerleading squad and we can't even cop a handjob!

Maria: [after Georgia leaves] That girl. That girl has no kefi, What Greek does not have spirit, eh?

Nico: Maybe she's half Greek.

Maria: This was supposed to be temporary while she looked for some big-shot teaching job. And now no one will hire her and I am stuck with her.

Nico: Hey, if I make her quit, can I have a raise?

Nico: [sarcastically, to his group] Fine, fine! Take your stupid pictures and I go get you some ice-cream.

[recurring line]

Nico: Oh my goodness!

Jasper, Jasper Chan, Jasper Pledge: [both groups are meeting for the first time] We're Jasper.

Nico: Nice to meet you. We're Cher.

Nico: But who the fuck are you?

Germán Areta: I'm a private detective.

Nico: [Chuckles] Wow!

Germán Areta: Yeah... as in the movies, you know... a tough and lonely guy who struggles to survive in a rotten society thanks to a dirty job... How do you like it?

Jasmine: [about her poetry] It's about the things inside you.

Nico: Things inside *you*.