Luiz Quotes in Rio (2011)

Luiz: I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never coming down!

Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?

Luiz: You got something against dogs?

Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.

Luiz: It's a medical condition.

Luiz: No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.

Luiz: She's mean, bro.

Rafael: Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help.

[holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]

Luiz: Hmm. I think I know what to do.

Luiz: This is the spit!

Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?

Luiz: You got something against dogs?

Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.

Luiz: It's a medical condition!

Luiz: [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!

Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first. Freak later.

Luiz: [on top of a carnival float] I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ahah! Woohoo!

[starts dancing]

Luiz: [as Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy] Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off, huh?

[Blu remains silent]

Luiz: Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.

Luiz: So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild!

Blu: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?

Luiz: Real wild.

Nico: There's snakes that swallow you whole.

Pedro: Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.

Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.

Luiz: Do you have water?

Miro: Of course not!

Luiz: How are we going to wake him up?

Luiz: We need some liquid...

Luiz: Dude, you need to pee?

Miro: Yup.

Luiz: So let's piss on him.