Taz Quotes in Space Jam (1996)
Taz: Lemony fresh!
Larry: I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that, you know, I made friends with one on the senior trip.
Taz: Okay. Larry, you've go to stop with these gay-ass dreams. Seriously. Look, have you been reading those Hustlers I gave you?
Larry: A lot of the pages are stuck together.
Taz: Yeah, they do that. Uh, humidity.
Larry: I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again.
Taz: Larry, you need to be spanking the monkey, not dreaming about it.
Larry: Wow. I just saw my first real monkey. Look.
Taz: Larry, forget about the real monkeys. You're here to get that monkey off your back, all right? The only word I want to hear out of your mouth is "beaver," got it?
Rip: Look, Larry, if you're gonna rip with the big boys, you got to learn to understand women.
Taz: Uh, not the best advice, Ripster. Dude's a total virgin.
Mo: Yeah, man. The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx.
Rip: Is that true, Larry?
Larry: No. Actually I didn't catch Booty Call. I had an S.A.T. review course. And mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a potty-mouth.
Rip: Larry, are you a virgin, man?
Rip: Wow, man. I haven't seen one of you around here since "Grinder Teeth" took out little Jimmy McGee behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.
Tillie: Well, as you know, every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield, so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow.
Taz: What is this?
Tillie: Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts.
Boris: In 1971, I put the crabs like that into the jockstrap of President Nixon. I was towel boy in racquet club, and there is famous film of Nixon shaking the hand of Chinese premier, and then immediately he scratches his balls.
Taz: Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life! He eats eagles for breakfast! He sleep on a bed a fire! And when Up cuts an onion - the ONION is the one who cry!
Taz: Calculus was tough!
Taz: Get your zappers. Set them to pew.
Taz: You listen to me now, you little fart! Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life!
Krayonder: You stabbed me!
Taz: And now we dance.
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Characters on Space Jam (1996)
- Michael Jordan
- Stan Podalak
- Looney Tunes
- Charles Barkley
- Lola Bunny
- Shawn Bradley
- Monstar Bupkus
- Monstar Blanko
- Mr. Swackhammer
- Larry Bird
- James Jordan
- Michael Jordan at 10
- Female Seer
- Male Fan
- Nerdluck Bang
- Nerdluck Blanko
- Nerdluck Pound
- Nerdluck Bupkus
- Nerdluck Nawt
- Muggsy Bogues
- Larry Johnson
- Jeffrey Jordan
- Woman Fan
- Monstar Pound
- Monstar Bang
- Patrick Ewing