Larry Johnson Quotes in Space Jam (1996)


Larry Johnson Quotes:

  • Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...

  • Larry Johnson: [after a while trying to find out why they suddenly can't play basketball after their talent was unknown to them, stolen by the Nerdlucks] Y'know, maybe there is nothin' wrong with us, maybe it's just in our heads.

    Muggsy Bogues: Yeah, we're all right. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the alignment of the Moon or another planet.

  • [Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]

    Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"

    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?

    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

    Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

    [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

    Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...

    Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.

    [the man hands him his license]

    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)

    [Mac ticks off two fingers]

    Larry Johnson: Sorry.

    [the man laughs a little]

    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

    Larry Johnson: Oh, no.

    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?


    Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?

    Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

    Foster: Am I saying meow?

    [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

    Larry Johnson: I thought...

    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?

    [man laughs]

    Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?

    Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.

    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

    [Mac is gut-busting laughing]

    Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

    [feigned anger]

    Foster: Do you see me eating mice?

    Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)

    Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.

    Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.

    [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

    Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?

    Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

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