Nerdluck Bupkus Quotes in Space Jam (1996)


Nerdluck Bupkus Quotes:

  • Female Seer: [while the Nerdlucks are hiding in a trench coat at a basketball game] Sweetheart?

    Male Fan: What?

    Female Seer: Thought you were gonna get better seats this year.

    Male Fan: This is as good as I could get.

    Female Seer: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.

    Male Fan: Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!

    Nerdluck Bang: Hey, someone's killing someone.

    Nerdluck Blanko: Nah... seriously?

    Nerdluck Pound: A killer? Let me see...

    [Gets a closer look]

    Nerdluck Bupkus: [Points to Charles Barkley as he's playing] That's him, the killer! He's big!

    Nerdluck Blanko: He's good.

    Nerdluck Bang: He's *mine*!

  • Nerdluck Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.

    Nerdluck Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

    Nerdluck Bupkus: Have you seen him?

    Nerdluck Blanko: Is he around?

    Bugs: Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears...

    [pulls his ears]

    Bugs: like this?

    Nerdlucks: Yeah.

    Bugs: And does he hop around like this?

    [hops around the forrest]

    Nerdlucks: Uh-huh.

    Bugs: And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this?

    [chomps carrot]

    Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc?

    Nerdlucks: [excited] YEAH!

    Bugs: [leaves] Nope, never heard of him.

    Nerdlucks: Aw...

    Bugs: [to the audience] Y'know, maybe there *is* no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.

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