Taylor Worth Quotes in Worth Winning (1989)

Taylor Worth: There wouldn't be great sex if we didn't have awful sex- awful, mechanical, slightly painful, unsatisfying sex.

Celebrity Auctioneer: 42 hundred ok, going once, going twice...

Veronica Briskow: No so fast, David. 42 hundred dollars, a fishing cabin and a public proclamation of what a creep he is.

Taylor Worth: I'm a creep. I'm a bastard!

Eleanor Larimore: He's a great lay.

Erin Cooper: I knew it!

Taylor Worth: I don't deserve you, I know that, but I can't imagine not loving you. You're bold, you're splendid, you're intriguing, you're a whole lot of things I never knew matter. Veronica, Veronica, save me, I beg you, marry me.

Celebrity Auctioneer: Is that all?

Taylor Worth: And a Scrabble rematch

Veronica Briskow: Unlimited Mouse Olympics?

Taylor Worth: I'll even become a meteorologist.

Veronica Briskow: Then, kiss me!

Celebrity Auctioneer: Sold for 42 hundred dollars, a fishing cabin and a public proclamation of what a creep he is, a Scrabble rematch, unlimited Mouse Olympics, he'll become a meteorologist and a kiss!

Veronica Briskow: Piece of cake!

Taylor Worth: Guys, a beautiful woman is one of the loneliest creatures on the face of the earth. All I need is an opening, a ticket of admission.

Taylor Worth: I can't touch her because if I touch her, I'll jump her. And if I jump her, I'll lose her. Every man wants to jump her. So I've got to be different.

Taylor Worth: Poetic justice doesn't feel so good.

Taylor Worth: I'm a perfectionist.

Taylor Worth: Hey, don't get me wrong. I don't want to grow old alone. I love kids. I certainly love women, but I'm no Casanova.

Erin Cooper: She has your eyes.

Taylor Worth: Don't tell her father that.

Taylor Worth: I love torturing him.

Taylor Worth: Ambivalence I can work with... hate takes longer.

Taylor Worth: After she agrees to marry me... I'm going to keep dating her.