Stan Podalak Quotes in Space Jam (1996)


Stan Podalak Quotes:

  • [Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]

    Golfer: What are you doing?

    Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.

    Golfer: Oh.

    [shouting back to someone off camera]

    Golfer: He's fixing a divot!

  • Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!

    Michael Jordan: What can you do?

    Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.

    Sylvester: And large.

    Daffy Duck: And a dork.

  • Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?

  • [Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one]

    Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?

    Michael Jordan: Yes.

    Stan Podalak: And you think this is good.

    Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!

    Stan Podalak: All right.

    [a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]

    Bill Murray: [after a pause] What kind of camera is that?

    Stan Podalak: It's just a

    Bill Murray: [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?

    Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took...

    Larry Bird: Where'd he go?

  • Stan Podalak: C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.

  • Stan Podalak: [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed] This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!

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