Stan Podalak Quotes in Space Jam (1996)
Stan Podalak Quotes:
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[Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]
Golfer: What are you doing?
Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh.
[shouting back to someone off camera]
Golfer: He's fixing a divot!
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Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.
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Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?
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[Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one]
Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?
Michael Jordan: Yes.
Stan Podalak: And you think this is good.
Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!
Stan Podalak: All right.
[a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]
Bill Murray: [after a pause] What kind of camera is that?
Stan Podalak: It's just a
Bill Murray: [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?
Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took...
Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
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Stan Podalak: C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
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Stan Podalak: [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed] This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!
-- Stan Podalak
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Characters on Space Jam (1996)
- Michael Jordan
- Bugs
- Golfer
- Looney Tunes
- Charles Barkley
- Lola Bunny
- Shawn Bradley
- Taz
- Monstar Bupkus
- Monstar Blanko
- Mr. Swackhammer
- Larry Bird
- James Jordan
- Michael Jordan at 10
- Female Seer
- Male Fan
- Nerdluck Bang
- Nerdluck Blanko
- Nerdluck Pound
- Nerdluck Bupkus
- Nerdluck Nawt
- Nerdlucks
- Muggsy Bogues
- Larry Johnson
- Jeffrey Jordan
- Player
- Woman Fan
- Monstars
- Monstar Pound
- Monstar Bang
- Patrick Ewing