Shtarker Quotes in Get Smart (2008)

Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?

Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.

Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.

Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.

Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Shtarker: Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!

Siegfried: This is KAOS. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here.

Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.

Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.

Siegfried: Why does he do that?

Shtarker: Don't look at me, I'm no one.

Siegfried: And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.

[to Dalip]

Siegfried: I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros.

Siegfried: 200 billion dollars by 3pm.

CIA Agent: 200 billion dollars by 3pm?

Siegfried: You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?

Shtarker: Good one.

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.

Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

Shtarker: [after Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge] What good hang time, huh?

Maxwell Smart: This is it?

Siegfried: Of course not, I lied.

Shtarker: He does that.