Hymie Quotes in Get Smart (2008)

Larabee: Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL. We have a tradition called "Pick on the new guy." Here's how it works. We pick on the new guy.

Agent 91: And you can't do anything about it.

Larabee: Let's try one. You dropped your pencil.

Agent 91: Did you hear the man!

Hymie: I don't see a man, I see two little girls. I think I'll call you Maureen, and you Brittany.

Agent 91: New guy did not.

Larabee: New guy did.

Agent 91: OK, new guy...

Larabee: I got this. And I'm going to enjoy it.

Hymie: That will make me happy, Maureen.

Larabee: Ho ho ho. Maureen...

[Larabee punches Hymie in the stomach- loud metallic sound is heard]

Larabee: OW! What's in there? Oh. Oh.

Hymie: And just for the record.

Larabee: Oh. Oh. What's in there?

[Hymie staples paper to Larabee's forehead. Larabee screams]

Hymie: My name is not "new guy". My name is Hymie. Now, if you ladies will excuse me.

[Hymie walks away]

Bruce: [Bruce and Lloyd hiding off to the side] This is going to be so fun.

Lloyd: Make him high five me.

[Hymie high fives Lloyd]