Siegfried Quotes in Get Smart (2008)
Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?
Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?
Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.
Siegfried: [to Dalip] Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife. Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor...
[Dalip kicks Siegfried out of the car]
Shtarker: Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!
Siegfried: This is KAOS. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here.
Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.
Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.
Siegfried: Why does he do that?
Shtarker: Don't look at me, I'm no one.
Siegfried: And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.
Siegfried: I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros.
Siegfried: 200 billion dollars by 3pm.
CIA Agent: 200 billion dollars by 3pm?
Siegfried: You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?
Shtarker: Good one.
Siegfried: You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.
Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.
Siegfried: [to Dalip] Oh my god. Have you eaten the crew? Oh look. It understands.
Maxwell Smart: This is it?
Siegfried: Of course not, I lied.
Shtarker: He does that.
Dr. Edelman: Seigfried.
Siegfried: Yes, sir.
Dr. Edelman: I believe I know what you're afraid of.
Siegfried: Do you?
Dr. Edelman: You're afraid of me.
Siegfried: Of you, sir?
Dr. Edelman: 'Cause if you weren't, you'd look at me, Seigfried.
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