Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist Quotes in Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist: [Gracie is disguised as the old mother of Joel to snoop around the nursing home] Are you interested in touring our facilities?

Joel: Oh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her.

Gracie Hart: Oh, don't you listen to him. He's a momma's boy. Come here, cutie. Come here and let me fix your tie.

[grabs his tie]

Joel: Oh!

Gracie Hart: Such a momma's boy!

Joel: Ma, not now!

Gracie Hart: Momma's boy face, that's a momma's boy face!

[smacks him repeatedly on the cheek]

Joel: [rising] Do you have a euthanasia program?

Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist: We just need to fill out some forms. If you'll give me one minute.