Jose Quotes in Dead Presidents (1995)

Jose: Oh, did you fucking see that, man!

Skip: Motherfucker, you blew up the whole fucking truck, motherfucker!

Sam Deed: [to Ruby] That's Victor. His sister went down on the Titanic, he never stops talking about her.

Victor: [to Jose] My sister, she went down on the Titanic.

Jose: [to Victor] I know, I remember.

Sam Deed: [to Ruby] Old folks are great.

[repeated line]

José: i'm just a taxi driver

[last lines]

José: I'm still calling

Julia: Freeze

[accidentally shoots him in the head]

Fruit Vendor: [explaining his system of barter with Carmen, who's taken an apple] We have a very good system here. She takes a dozen apples, she pays me back.

Jose: How?

Carmen: Take a dozen apples and you'll find out.

Kate Kavanagh: Thanks again for doing this, Mr. Grey.

Christian Grey: I'm happy to help.

José: Uh, how about we try a few with a smile?

[takes photo]

José: Or not.

Kate Kavanagh: You do realize that he hasn't stopped looking at you.

Anastasia Steele: He asked me to go for coffee afterwards.

Kate Kavanagh: What!

Anastasia Steele: Shh!

José: You okay?

Anastasia Steele: Yeah I just am a little more... drunk than.

José: Come here. Stay warm.

[pulls Ana close]

Anastasia Steele: Oh, it's cool. I'm good. I got it.

José: I don't know when I'll have the courage to do this.

Anastasia Steele: Do what?

José: Ana.

Anastasia Steele: No.

José: I like you.

Anastasia Steele: You do?

José: Very much.

Anastasia Steele: Oh my God.

José: Please, one kiss.

Anastasia Steele: No! No, no, no. I'm sorry. No.

Christian Grey: [pushes Jose] Dude, she said no!

José: Ana! I've been looking for you.

Anastasia Steele: What's up?

José: Guess what?

Anastasia Steele: What?

José: Portland Place is going to exhibit my photographs next month!

Anastasia Steele: Oh my God! Congratulations!

Madame de Volanges: Cecile! Martine!

Martine: Yes, Madame?

Madame de Volanges: Where is Cecile?

Martine: [nervously] Cecile? She's... she... she has...

Madame de Volanges: Where is she?

[Martine can't form an answer; Volanges, unable to find Cecile, rings for José]

Madame de Volanges: José, have you been at your post all night?

José: Yes, madame.

Madame de Volanges: Has anyone come in?

José: No, Madame.

Madame de Volanges: Martine?

Martine: [fearfully] Yes, Madame?

Madame de Volanges: Did she go and see that music teacher?

Martine: [hysterically] I don't know, Madame. She doesn't talk to me anymore. She only talks to Madame de Merteuil now. And she... she...

[Volanges turns to leave, Martine faints]

[from trailer]

Josefina: JOSE!

[throws Jose's violin on the road, where it gets crushed by a car]

Jose: NOOOO!

Tetro: Those two love each other very much.

Bennie: That's love?

Jose: Maria, we've had a good life. We've been very lucky.

Maria: It would have been even better if...

Jose: No Maria, don't say it. Don't even say it. It is wrong to wish for too much in this life. God has been good to us. We've been very lucky. And our life have been very, very good.

Maria: You're right. We've had a very, good life

[first lines]

Jose: [voiceover] My grandmother used to say, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."

José: Don't call me Joselito.

Father Christopher: Oh, that's right. You're tough. I forgot.

[first lines]

James Cole: Jose - psst! Jose, what's going on?

Jose: Bad news, man

James Cole: Volunteers?

Jose: Yeah. And they said your name.

[pause]

Jose: Hey, maybe they'll give you a pardon, man.

James Cole: [sarcastic] Yeah, that's why none of the volunteers come back. They all get a pardon.