Priscilla Quotes in Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
Priscilla Quotes:
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[last lines]
[Gracie in Priscilla's classroom so Priscilla can read book report on Gracie]
Gracie Hart: Priscilla,
[stutters]
Gracie Hart: what do, what do we want?
Priscilla: World Peace.
[smiles]
Gracie Hart: [Nods and smiles] World peace. And... the strength to hold fast to your beliefs... while society's forcing you to conform to some barbie doll image, know what I'm saying?
[Says to boy at table next to her who gives her a look like he thinks she's crazy]
Gracie Hart: [Stutters] You don't, you don't know what I'm saying? Ok, well... it's, it's mostly, um...
[looks at Priscilla]
Gracie Hart: it's mostly world peace.
[smiles at Priscilla]
Priscilla: [Smiles at Gracie] Snorts
[snort sounds like Gracie when she laughs]
Priscilla: [then large grin]
[Gracie winks at Priscilla]
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Now, listen. My old man's coming back any minute, and if SHE catches you here, she's gonna wanna kick your ass!
-- Priscilla -
[Priscilla threatens Coffy with a knife, and Coffy reacts by shattering a wine bottle and threatening her with the jagged edge]
Coffy: So, you wanna play with knives, huh? Well you picked the wrong player!
Priscilla: No, no please look I didn't mean nothin'! Please!
Coffy: Now I'm gonna give you another slice to match the one you got from that dope-pushin' pimp, unless you tell me where he keeps the stuff!
Priscilla: No, please! He'll kill me! Ow... ALRIGHT, alright! He's got a fireplace! It's in a box under the ashes!
[Priscilla's tough-looking black lesbian lover/pimp returns suddenly]
Priscilla: Harriet! Harriet!
Harriet: What the hell is going on here?
Priscilla: She busted in here tryin' to make me! Get her outta here!
Harriet: Come on, bitch!
[fight ensues between Coffy and Harriet, and Coffy escapes]
Harriet: Lousy bitch! (turns to Priscilla) I go away for half an hour for you to turn a trick... and I come back and find you ballin' some niggah bitch! You WHITE TRAMP!
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: I know you?
Coffy: Yes, I helped to sew your face back up. Remember?
Priscilla: Oh right, at the hospital, you're that nurse.
-- Priscilla -
Flash: Hey...
Judy Hopps: Wait, wait, wait!
Flash: ...Priscilla!
Judy Hopps: Oh, no!
Priscilla: Yes... Flash?
Flash: What... do...
Judy Hopps: No!
Flash: ...You call... a...
Judy Hopps: A three humped camel? Pregnant! Okay, great, we got it!
Flash: Three... humped...
Judy Hopps: Please, just...
[Rolls her eyes in exasperation]
Judy Hopps: Ughhh...
-- Priscilla -
Rango: [after some kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Well? You're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: [small pause] You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
[walks away]
-- Priscilla -
Wounded Bird: You kill bird?
Rango: Why, yes, I did.
Wounded Bird: Bird dead, snake come.
Rango: Uh, snake?
Priscilla: He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because he's scared of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?
Rango: No. I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
Priscilla: That's just what Amos said.
Rango: Amos?
[Priscilla looks at something offscreen, Rango looks and sees a small graveyard with a headstone reading 'Amos, Sheriff Thur-Sat.']
Priscilla: You got any gold fillings?
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: What's he doing now?
Waffles: I think it's a number two.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Sheriff? You are going to bring that water back, aren't you?
Rango: You can count on it, little sister.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: I'm on Joe's side grandfather.
Duke of Radling: You're not free to be.
Priscilla: You're very old grandfather and you think very old things.
Duke of Radling: You're very young, my dear, and you think very young things.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: [Running after Joe as he is about to leave for the war] Joe! Joe! Aren't you going to say goodbye?
Joe Carraclough: You know your grandfather would never approve of... us.
Priscilla: Then you know how I manage him. But what does it matter if you don't love me.
Joe Carraclough: Who said I didn't love you?
Priscilla: Then say it, Joe. Go on. Say it. Please say it, Joe!
Joe Carraclough: [Starts to leave but turns back] I do love you.
Priscilla: I'll be waiting!
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: [referring to Puerto Rico] Where were you raised on the island?
Puchi: Oh, um, no. THIS island.
Priscilla: Here?
Puchi: Right here. I don't even remember what a palm tree looks like.
Hector Lavoe: It doesn't matter where she was raised, cause she got me now. Palm trees, beaches, pork hash, in person. It's like Berlitz dining.
Puchi: Maybe, uh, one day I'll get back to Puerto Rico. I get there.
Hector Lavoe: What did I say? You're there. Next, you meet my father. He thinks he owns the island.
Priscilla: We're from Ponce. All of our family still lives there. Hector and I are the only ones here. The only ones left. So, how long have you guys known each other?
Puchi: Oh, days.
Hector Lavoe: But it's destiny.
[Smiles at Puchi]
Priscilla: [In Spanish] And your family? They live here?
Puchi: Mm-hmm.
Priscilla: Oh, I forgot. You don't speak Spanish.
Puchi: No, I do. I do speak...
Priscilla: Well, what does your family do?
Puchi: [In an irriatated tone] Sell dope. Yeah. Why, are you with the FBI or something? Because we should get that out of the way right now. What are you...? You know what, Hector? I came here to eat, not to be grilled.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".
-- Priscilla -
cheerleader: You better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought-en.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
Jake Wyler: Huh?
Priscilla: Some time to talk to you?
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences.
-- Priscilla -
[Punches Austin]
Jake: That's for taking Janie to the prom.
Priscilla: You put the...
[Jake punches her]
Jake: That's for hurting Janie at Preston's party.
Les: [Filming] This is really turning me on.
[Jake punches him]
Jake: That's for... being really weird.
[Starts to leave, turns and punches Les' floating bag]
Jake: I don't know what that was for.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Ok we're down a cheerleader for Friday night's state game against North Compton and that squad always tries to bring it!
Ashley: Bring what Priscilla?
Priscilla: Bring IT
Ashley: Right but, what it IT?
Priscilla: IT's just what they bring OK?,
[rolls her eyes]
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Think you'II be prom queen? WeII, think again, Janey. You put the ass in embarrassment. The boo in taboo. And the suck in Iiposuction.
Janey: Is that the best you can do?
Priscilla: No. You aIso put the brat in bratwurst. And the eew in jujitsu. And the ism in, This is aII just a defense mechanism.
-- Priscilla -
[saying grace]
Priscilla: God bless family, friends, flowers, Nickelodeon, fuzzy little kittens, Pez, Mr. Lerenzo, the school janitor 'cause he's so hairy.
Kevin O'Shea: He's an unfortunate man Priscilla.
-- Priscilla -
Priscilla: Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?
-- Priscilla -
[last lines]
Priscilla: Well I don't know about you but I feel like a drive
[holds up a stolen set of car keys]
-- Priscilla -
Jenny Fisher: Priscilla, come quick!
Jenny Fisher: Hey!
[Priscilla enters. Jenny throws a bucket of water on her]
Priscilla: I'm melting, I'm melting!
[She laughs]
Priscilla: It didn't work, did it, Dorothy? This is reality, not MGM!
-- Priscilla -
James Manning: [to Anne] Why'd you tell people? They wouldn't have found out.
Priscilla: That's a Londoner talking.
-- Priscilla
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