Priscilla Quotes in Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

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Priscilla Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    [Gracie in Priscilla's classroom so Priscilla can read book report on Gracie]

    Gracie Hart: Priscilla,

    [stutters]

    Gracie Hart: what do, what do we want?

    Priscilla: World Peace.

    [smiles]

    Gracie Hart: [Nods and smiles] World peace. And... the strength to hold fast to your beliefs... while society's forcing you to conform to some barbie doll image, know what I'm saying?

    [Says to boy at table next to her who gives her a look like he thinks she's crazy]

    Gracie Hart: [Stutters] You don't, you don't know what I'm saying? Ok, well... it's, it's mostly, um...

    [looks at Priscilla]

    Gracie Hart: it's mostly world peace.

    [smiles at Priscilla]

    Priscilla: [Smiles at Gracie] Snorts

    [snort sounds like Gracie when she laughs]

    Priscilla: [then large grin]

    [Gracie winks at Priscilla]

  • Priscilla: Now, listen. My old man's coming back any minute, and if SHE catches you here, she's gonna wanna kick your ass!

  • [Priscilla threatens Coffy with a knife, and Coffy reacts by shattering a wine bottle and threatening her with the jagged edge]

    Coffy: So, you wanna play with knives, huh? Well you picked the wrong player!

    Priscilla: No, no please look I didn't mean nothin'! Please!

    Coffy: Now I'm gonna give you another slice to match the one you got from that dope-pushin' pimp, unless you tell me where he keeps the stuff!

    Priscilla: No, please! He'll kill me! Ow... ALRIGHT, alright! He's got a fireplace! It's in a box under the ashes!

    [Priscilla's tough-looking black lesbian lover/pimp returns suddenly]

    Priscilla: Harriet! Harriet!

    Harriet: What the hell is going on here?

    Priscilla: She busted in here tryin' to make me! Get her outta here!

    Harriet: Come on, bitch!

    [fight ensues between Coffy and Harriet, and Coffy escapes]

    Harriet: Lousy bitch! (turns to Priscilla) I go away for half an hour for you to turn a trick... and I come back and find you ballin' some niggah bitch! You WHITE TRAMP!

  • Priscilla: I know you?

    Coffy: Yes, I helped to sew your face back up. Remember?

    Priscilla: Oh right, at the hospital, you're that nurse.

  • Flash: Hey...

    Judy Hopps: Wait, wait, wait!

    Flash: ...Priscilla!

    Judy Hopps: Oh, no!

    Priscilla: Yes... Flash?

    Flash: What... do...

    Judy Hopps: No!

    Flash: ...You call... a...

    Judy Hopps: A three humped camel? Pregnant! Okay, great, we got it!

    Flash: Three... humped...

    Judy Hopps: Please, just...

    [Rolls her eyes in exasperation]

    Judy Hopps: Ughhh...

  • Rango: [after some kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?

    Priscilla: You're funny-looking.

    Rango: Well? You're funny-looking too.

    Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.

    Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.

    Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.

    Rango: You got a funny-looking face!

    Priscilla: [small pause] You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.

    [walks away]

  • Wounded Bird: You kill bird?

    Rango: Why, yes, I did.

    Wounded Bird: Bird dead, snake come.

    Rango: Uh, snake?

    Priscilla: He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because he's scared of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?

    Rango: No. I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.

    Priscilla: That's just what Amos said.

    Rango: Amos?

    [Priscilla looks at something offscreen, Rango looks and sees a small graveyard with a headstone reading 'Amos, Sheriff Thur-Sat.']

    Priscilla: You got any gold fillings?

  • Priscilla: What's he doing now?

    Waffles: I think it's a number two.

  • Priscilla: Sheriff? You are going to bring that water back, aren't you?

    Rango: You can count on it, little sister.

  • Priscilla: I'm on Joe's side grandfather.

    Duke of Radling: You're not free to be.

    Priscilla: You're very old grandfather and you think very old things.

    Duke of Radling: You're very young, my dear, and you think very young things.

  • Priscilla: [Running after Joe as he is about to leave for the war] Joe! Joe! Aren't you going to say goodbye?

    Joe Carraclough: You know your grandfather would never approve of... us.

    Priscilla: Then you know how I manage him. But what does it matter if you don't love me.

    Joe Carraclough: Who said I didn't love you?

    Priscilla: Then say it, Joe. Go on. Say it. Please say it, Joe!

    Joe Carraclough: [Starts to leave but turns back] I do love you.

    Priscilla: I'll be waiting!

  • Priscilla: [referring to Puerto Rico] Where were you raised on the island?

    Puchi: Oh, um, no. THIS island.

    Priscilla: Here?

    Puchi: Right here. I don't even remember what a palm tree looks like.

    Hector Lavoe: It doesn't matter where she was raised, cause she got me now. Palm trees, beaches, pork hash, in person. It's like Berlitz dining.

    Puchi: Maybe, uh, one day I'll get back to Puerto Rico. I get there.

    Hector Lavoe: What did I say? You're there. Next, you meet my father. He thinks he owns the island.

    Priscilla: We're from Ponce. All of our family still lives there. Hector and I are the only ones here. The only ones left. So, how long have you guys known each other?

    Puchi: Oh, days.

    Hector Lavoe: But it's destiny.

    [Smiles at Puchi]

    Priscilla: [In Spanish] And your family? They live here?

    Puchi: Mm-hmm.

    Priscilla: Oh, I forgot. You don't speak Spanish.

    Puchi: No, I do. I do speak...

    Priscilla: Well, what does your family do?

    Puchi: [In an irriatated tone] Sell dope. Yeah. Why, are you with the FBI or something? Because we should get that out of the way right now. What are you...? You know what, Hector? I came here to eat, not to be grilled.

  • Priscilla: You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

  • cheerleader: You better bring it.

    Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought-en.

  • Priscilla: Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.

    Jake Wyler: Huh?

    Priscilla: Some time to talk to you?

  • Priscilla: This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences.

  • [Punches Austin]

    Jake: That's for taking Janie to the prom.

    Priscilla: You put the...

    [Jake punches her]

    Jake: That's for hurting Janie at Preston's party.

    Les: [Filming] This is really turning me on.

    [Jake punches him]

    Jake: That's for... being really weird.

    [Starts to leave, turns and punches Les' floating bag]

    Jake: I don't know what that was for.

  • Priscilla: Ok we're down a cheerleader for Friday night's state game against North Compton and that squad always tries to bring it!

    Ashley: Bring what Priscilla?

    Priscilla: Bring IT

    Ashley: Right but, what it IT?

    Priscilla: IT's just what they bring OK?,

    [rolls her eyes]

  • Priscilla: Think you'II be prom queen? WeII, think again, Janey. You put the ass in embarrassment. The boo in taboo. And the suck in Iiposuction.

    Janey: Is that the best you can do?

    Priscilla: No. You aIso put the brat in bratwurst. And the eew in jujitsu. And the ism in, This is aII just a defense mechanism.

  • [saying grace]

    Priscilla: God bless family, friends, flowers, Nickelodeon, fuzzy little kittens, Pez, Mr. Lerenzo, the school janitor 'cause he's so hairy.

    Kevin O'Shea: He's an unfortunate man Priscilla.

  • Priscilla: Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?

  • [last lines]

    Priscilla: Well I don't know about you but I feel like a drive

    [holds up a stolen set of car keys]

  • Jenny Fisher: Priscilla, come quick!

    Jenny Fisher: Hey!

    [Priscilla enters. Jenny throws a bucket of water on her]

    Priscilla: I'm melting, I'm melting!

    [She laughs]

    Priscilla: It didn't work, did it, Dorothy? This is reality, not MGM!

  • James Manning: [to Anne] Why'd you tell people? They wouldn't have found out.

    Priscilla: That's a Londoner talking.

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