Samantha Newman - Age 5 Quotes in Click (2006)
Samantha Newman - Age 5 Quotes:
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Daddy, how much longer are you going to live?
Michael Newman: [to cellphone] One minute.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: One minute?
[grabs hold of his leg]
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Daddy's gonna die in one minute?
Michael Newman: Whoa! No no no, I'm not gonna die, okay? I'm gonna live... 200 more years, is that long enough for you and me?
Samantha Newman - Age 5: You promise?
Michael Newman: I promise!
Michael Newman: Yes! Look at me. All showered and dressed and looking sexy. I like that. I...
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Did you smoke crack, Daddy?
Michael Newman: Samantha. One day, you are going to be the hottest chick in the world, but you still gotta have brains. So tomorrow, I'm going to teach you Calculus.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: You know Calculus?
Michael Newman: Uh, I knew you'd call me on that, alright, your mother will teach you.
Ted: Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
Trudy: A quarter.
Ted: Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
Ted: But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
[bites off half of it]
Ted: Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
Ted, Trudy, Ben at 7-Years-Old, Donna Newman: Two, three.
[Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Are you shitting me?
Trudy: First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
Donna Newman: Ben!
Trudy: Don't you EVER say that again!
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Sorry, Grandma.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
Ted: A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.
Donna Newman: Honey, you were so great.
Michael Newman: Whoa, what are you, half a dolphin or something? That was incredible.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: You just got here, Dad. I saw you.
Michael Newman: What do you mean I just got here? Why are you saying that? I saw you. You jumped in there, you swam here.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Then what stroke was he doing, Dad?
Michael Newman: He was doing the "shut-up".
Michael Newman: [after a year fast forwarded and his kids are getting bigger] I promise, I'm not going to work tonight, I'm going to stay home with you, and we're going to watch Dragon Tales.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Yeah, let's go watch CSI.
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Yeah! CSI!
Samantha Newman - Age 5: [leaving the table] It's the one where they find the lady's arm.
Michael Newman: [to Donna] I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?
Michael Newman: [Ben and Samantha creep up to the Twinkie box beside Michael sleeping on the couch, he suddenly slams his hand on the box and lets out a yell, making them jump back] What was going on here, huh?
Samantha Newman - Age 5: [laughing] We thought you were sleeping, Daddy.
Michael Newman: How can I sleep with two Twinkie burglers roaming around?
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