Samantha Perkins Quotes in If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium (1969)

Charlie Cartwright: [Trying to convince Samantha to stay with him in Europe] Don't go back, Sam.

Samantha Perkins: Charlie, I'm a square. I have to know where I'm headed. I can't just drift.

Charlie Cartwright: Sam Perkins?

Samantha Perkins: Uh, that's Samantha.

Charlie Cartwright: Oh, I'm sorry, they've abbreviated it here. Is that Miss or Mrs.?

Samantha Perkins: Miss.

Charlie Cartwright: [smiling] Which is as good as a mile, eh?