Thorny Quotes in Super Troopers (2001)

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Thorny Quotes:

  • Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."

    Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

    Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

    Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    [as they offer the Captain their pistols]

  • Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

    Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

  • Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

    Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

    Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

    [into mic]

    Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.

    Farva: Yeah, thanks.

    Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.

    Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

    [pause]

    Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

    Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

    Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

    Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

    Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

    Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?

    Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

    Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

    Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?

    Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

    Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

    Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...

    [grabs burger kid by shirt]

    Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

  • Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

    Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

    Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.

    Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

  • Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?

    Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!

    Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?

    Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.

    Rabbit: You're not Mexican?

  • Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

  • Thorny: Are you okay?

    College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.

    Thorny: Yes sir?

    College Boy 2: Yes sir.

    Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?

    Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."

    College Boy 1: What'd you say man?

    College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."

    Thorny: So you are okay then?

    College Boy 2: Yes sir.

    [sounds like "yeah sure"]

  • Thorny: Where are your shoes?

    Foster: What are you, the shoe police?

    Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.

    Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.

    Thorny: That's brown magic.

  • Thorny: Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.

  • Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.

    Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.

    Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.

    Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.

    Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.

    [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]

    Farva: Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!

  • Thorny: [car speeds past while Thorny is talking to potheads] Mother of God.

  • Thorny: [after pulling car over] Do you know how fast you were going back there?

    College Boy 1: Umm... 65?

    Thorny: 63.

    College Boy 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?

    Thorny: Yes, it is.

    College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!

  • Thorny: Smell that, Rabbit?

    Rabbit: *sniff sniff*... fear.

  • Thorny: Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

    College Boy 3: [Just ate a bag of weed and a bag of shrooms] Oh please no.

  • Thorny: Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?

    Farva: Hell, yeah!

    Thorny: Yeah, I bet you would.

  • Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.

    Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

  • Captain O'Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?

    Mac: I applied for a guard job - at the post office.

    [collective groan]

    Thorny: Hey, you'll finally be able to shoot someone.

  • Thorny: [points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks] Hey Rabbit.

    Rabbit: Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.

  • Thorny: Where you boys headed?

    College Boy 1: Canada... we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir.

    Thorny: Canada, huh? Almost made it.

  • Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun

    Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic

  • Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

    German Woman: Ooh, I vant von!

    German Man: I do! I do!

  • Thorny: [finishes Syrup, slams bottle on table] I am all that is man!

    [Rabbit struggles to Finish]

    Mac: What's a-matter Rabbit, your mother teach you to Chug?

  • Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

    Farva: A litre o' cola.

    Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.

    Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.

    Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

  • Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?

    Thorny: Good. I've been dead on all morning.

    Mac: What about that little guy?

    [points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's neck]

    Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

  • Thorny: I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils.

  • Captain O'Hagan: Well, this burger thing with Farva's really screwed our pooch.

    Thorny: What? They can't lump us in with that fuckin' martian!

  • Thorny: All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?

    Rabbit: [indicating that he still has an erection] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!

  • [repeated line]

    Thorny: Enhance.

    Captain O'Hagan: Just print the damn thing!

  • Thorny: [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva!

    Captain O'Hagan: What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station?

    Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!

  • Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

    Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.

    Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!

    Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

    Thorny: How the hell should I know?

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