Reggie Barry Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)
Reggie Barry Quotes:
[watching Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday]
Wanda Baker: Did you ever wonder if Jason has nightmares and if Freddy can invade his nightmares?
Reggie Barry: Yeah.
Wanda Baker: I think about that all the time.
Reggie Barry: Oh, and one final thing, we didn't kill Red, he partied to death!
Reggie Barry: Heroin, huh?
Herbert Jones: Insulin.
Reggie Barry: Can I, like, buy some from you?
Reggie Barry: People, um, say that acid causes, um, brain damage. What did you say?
[the students have found secret information linked to Senator Lurman's scam]
Senator John Lerman: How did you get a hold of this?
Reggie Barry: That information's on a need-to-know basis.
Senator John Lerman: You're out of your league, boy.
Miss Tracy Milford: Senator Lurman, I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Senator John Lerman: Oh, shut up, you little slut.
Reggie Barry: Um, Dags, I just saw that psycho crossing guard guy in a car with Lt. Uhura
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Sure, dude.
Reggie Barry: Pop quiz, hotshot: You have 10 underage students craving alcoholic beverages in a store containing your high school principal. What do you do? What-do-you-do?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Take out the principal.
[Principal Moss is passed put]
Miss Tracy Milford: Principal Moss? Principal Moss? Principal Moss!
Reggie Barry: Is he dead?
Red: Nah, he ain't dead, man. He's just in a coma.
Miss Tracy Milford: What?
Red: Yeah, I guess that car-sick pill is working on him. It should, man, it's a Red. Horse tranquilizer.
Miss Tracy Milford: But I saw you take a handful of them.
Red: Oh, they don't work on me, man. That's why they call me Red. I'm immune!
Reggie Barry: [to everyone in the back of the bus] Hey! Moss is in a coma. Let's party!
Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?
Reggie Barry: Go home.
Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!
Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.
Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.
Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.
Reggie Barry, Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Oh. That was us.
Principal Todd Moss: That was you?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: This guy totally trashed your car.
Reggie Barry: Not my new Buick?
Reggie Barry: Yeah.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: We tried to chase him and everything, but he got away.
Reggie Barry: He, um, was wearing a Billy Joel T-shirt.
Reggie Barry: Oh, I have a mission for you.
Pablo: You want me to torch the principal's house, huh?
Reggie Barry: Okay. But, uh, first, we need provisions, man.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino, Wanda Baker, Reggie Barry, Carla Morgan, Meg Smith, Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: [weakly to Principal Moss after he catches them holding a party in his house] Surprise! Happy birthday...
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: [car smashes into flagpole, Dags and Reggie get out of hotboxed car] Total destruction.
Reggie Barry: Any harm?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: I don't think so.
Reggie Barry: Wait, there's a scratch.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Where? Here?
[Flagpole falls onto Principal Moss's car, smashing windscreen]
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino, Reggie Barry: Uh-oh.
Senator John Lerman: Have you kids given any thought to what you might say to the committee about education reform?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah, we're going to tell them the education system sucks.
Reggie Barry: Sucks dick.
Principal Todd Moss: That's not what they mean, sir.
Senator John Lerman: Why not? I think it's great. Now, remember. The president invited you kids down to Washington because he wants you to tell the nation how you really feel about school. If you think the education sucks dick, then by golly you tell them. Can I have your promise on that?
Reggie Barry: [raises his hand] I promise.
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