Lisa Perkins Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: So why don't you just ditch the books and come to the back and party with us?

Lisa Perkins: I can't.

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Why?

Lisa Perkins: 'Cause nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a frigid headcase.

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Well, Virus and Reggie do, but I don't. Look, why don't you prove them wrong by coming to the back and partying with us?

Lisa Perkins: Okay. I can be fun.

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Lisa. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Lisa Perkins: What?

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Wanna cut and go to a party?

Lisa Perkins: [Turns away and tries to ignore Dags]

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Come on! I know you like me.

Lisa Perkins: Would you leave me alone?

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: I am concerned about you, Lisa. One day, you're gonna wake up and realize that you wasted all of your high school years studying.

Lisa Perkins: And you're gonna wake up one day and realize that you're a loser!

Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.

Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?

Reggie Barry: Go home.

Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!

Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.

Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.

Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.

Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.

Reggie Barry, Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Oh. That was us.

Principal Todd Moss: That was you?

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

[the whole gang is drinking on the bus]

Lisa Perkins: [drunk] Dags?

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: [even more drunk] Yeah? W-what?

Lisa Perkins: I've been thinking about our impending relationship. Which I think is a good idea. As long as you don't talk too much, you let me call the shots, and my parents never, never, NEVER find out about you, I think it could work out between us.

[Dags falls out of his seat and passes out on the floor]

Lisa Perkins: Hey... are you paying attention to me?